- brush my teeth in the shower with an electric toothbrush

- shave with an electric razor while watching TV/playing vidya games

- pull clean clothes out of the dryer instead of putting them away

- putting freshly clean wet clothes into an already dried batch and drying them all

- clipping my finger and toenails in the backyard for no cleanup

- urinate into an empty water jug at night then empty in the morning

That isn't lazy. It's just efficient. I always do some laundry on Sundays. If an outfit is freshly washed that looks good for work the next morning, why would I put it away out of the dryer? Keep it out for the next morning and put the rest away. Saves you from having to hang up 1 outfit, and also saves time in the morning when getting ready. Feels good man. Will be doing it this evening!

Some of the others on your list are just disgusting. Urinating into a water jug? Da fuq is wrong with you.

Yeah but what if you do the dryer thing every single day?


You're saying you've never done the bedside piss jug trick?

Use my phone to check the weather instead of just looking out the window.

Earning income from capital instead of labour

Nah not willing to take clothes out and hang them up properly so they don't get wrinkled is lazy. If there's anything on his list that's efficient I'd say it's brushing his teeth while showering. He's technically still doing both tasks and is just combining them. The laundry thing he's literally skipping a step because he's lazy.

You are correct, the dryer thing is lazy bastardness in it's purest form

I also do that one btw.

I also will wear the same shirts over and over before washing them. Same with socks. Usually the only thing that gets washed after the first time being used is gym clothes. I can't wear that stuff multiple times, that's groce. But if I don't sweat in it I repeat wearing it or outright hang it back up just to avoid washing it

Felix are you really a cat?

Brother I'm not gunna lie I think you may have just changed my life cause I'm gunna start going outside to trim my nails lmao

- Instead of getting up to turn off a light, I called someone into the room under the pretence of asking them a question and had them turn the light off on the way out.

- Dump rubbish in neighbour's bins instead of taking own bins out on garbage day.

- Brush teeth and shave in shower rather than do tasks individually.

- Sometimes just sleep on couch if too lazy to go upstairs to bed.

- Order groceries or meal from Ubereats even though stores are within walking distance.

- If need to piss at night whilst in bed, I just go out to my patio area and piss in the garden rather than go downstairs to toilet.

- If notice typos whilst posting or messaging someone I just leave them in rather than bother to change.

- If I piss at night and miss the toilet, I just glide over the piss on the floor with slippers instead of reaching down to clean it up. I had a pair of slippers on the toilet for that reason, called 'Piss Slippers'.

- If I'm on the couch and the fridge is left open and beeping, I'll throw a shoe at it to close it rather than get up nd close it.

- Wanted to look up something in a book I own, but was downstairs on laptop and bedroom bookshelf is upstairs. I downloaded the book instead of just walking up the stairs.

- If Netflix asks me if I am still there, and the remote is not on the couch with me, I just focus my attention to my laptop or something rather than continue watching my show.

- If I'm at home and need to sneeze whilst on the couch, I sometimes just blow my nose on the inside of my shirt instead of getting up to get a tissue.

Lmfao I was thinking the same thing.

I’m kind of at a loss putting “cutting your nails outside” and “pissing in a bottle by the bed” in the same list.

OP literally giving out efficiency life hacks lol

Yeah truly.

The nail thing is genius

The urine bottle thing is foul lol

Leaving jerkoff napkins on the floor until a sloot comes over to clean up the place

Keep all my dirty dishes in the kitchen sink until it's overflowing, to then place them in the dishwasher and leave them there. Wait to do laundry until I run out of socks or underwear, then leave it all in the dryer as I wear them. Trim my fingernails at my desk on the floor and vacuum them up.

We need to talk about these...

I thought everyone does this? I also shave my face with an electric trimmer outside then go inside for the fine touches. Gotten so good at it usually don't have anything to trim in front of the mirror, no clean up. And I shave my neck in the shower with a razor, no clean up and the warm water doesn't hurt to shave with.

No wonder you're a fat fuk - autism checks out too