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post 1703893091 07-19-2024, 05:31 PM
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Describe your Woman

Race/Nationality.....Height/Weight......what irritations she causes you....that kind of thing
post 1703893261 07-19-2024, 05:35 PM
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Italian-American
5’5” 115 lbs
I make her my VIP but she never returns the favor
post 1703893391 07-19-2024, 05:40 PM
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Amerimutt white woman
5'3 130s
she used to not shower as often as I'd prefer, but has gotten better about it recently
post 1703893411 07-19-2024, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka
I make her my VIP but she never returns the favor
this thread is a SAFE SPACE for you to share your irritations, feel free to get it out bro!
post 1703893441 07-19-2024, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Amerimutt white woman
5'3 130s
she used to not shower as often as I'd prefer, but has gotten better about it recently
which female miscer is this?
post 1703893451 07-19-2024, 05:42 PM
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A little hairy, has 5 fingers, jerks me off almost everyday, some calluses.
post 1703893501 07-19-2024, 05:43 PM
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I am incel
post 1703893541 07-19-2024, 05:44 PM
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i am kiss less virgin who has never felt the warm embrace of a woman before
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post 1703893571 07-19-2024, 05:44 PM
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About 40 lbs
Pure bred
Only gets interested sexually if peanut butter is involved
post 1703893591 07-19-2024, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Amerimutt white woman
5'3 130s
she used to not shower as often as I'd prefer, but has gotten better about it recently
interesting. How often did she go without showering? My woman usually showers twice daily, morning/evening.
post 1703893601 07-19-2024, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
I am incel
Hes asking you about your woman though, please stick to the subject, look at my post above yours for inspiration.

Negged.
post 1703893631 07-19-2024, 05:45 PM
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Constantly posting dear diary chit on social media. It really grinds my gears...
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post 1703893661 07-19-2024, 05:45 PM
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A little hairy, has 5 fingers, jerks me off almost everyday, some calluses.
post 1703893741 07-19-2024, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
A little hairy, has 5 fingers, jerks me off almost everyday, some calluses.
Mirin boyo
post 1703893941 07-19-2024, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By theraskal
interesting. How often did she go without showering? My woman usually showers twice daily, morning/evening.
When she was in nursing school, I kept track one time that she wen't 4 whole days without showering or changing clothes dedsrs. She absolutely reeked and blamed it on genes, being too busy etc. I called her out and she improved.

Not sure what was up with that. Shower takes 5 minutes
post 1703894011 07-19-2024, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done
A little hairy, has 5 fingers, jerks me off almost everyday, some calluses.
Mirin boyo
post 1703894161 07-19-2024, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done
A little hairy, has 5 fingers, jerks me off almost everyday, some calluses.
Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
A little hairy, has 5 fingers, jerks me off almost everyday, some calluses.
Originally Posted By Getter_done
Mirin boyo
Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
Mirin boyo
Mirin boyos
post 1703894171 07-19-2024, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
When she was in nursing school, I kept track one time that she wen't 4 whole days without showering or changing clothes dedsrs. She absolutely wreaked and blamed it on genes, being too busy etc. I called her out and she improved.

Not sure what was up with that. Shower takes 5 minutes
that seems indicative of some kind of mental quirk
post 1703894541 07-19-2024, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By theraskal
that seems indicative of some kind of mental quirk
I'm pretty sure she's on the spectrum srs, but her positive attributes kept me around lol
post 1703894751 07-19-2024, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway
Mirin boyo
Originally Posted By TryingMen
Mirin boyos
Good good
post 1703894941 07-19-2024, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
When she was in nursing school, I kept track one time that she wen't 4 whole days without showering or changing clothes dedsrs. She absolutely reeked and blamed it on genes, being too busy etc. I called her out and she improved.

Not sure what was up with that. Shower takes 5 minutes
so you're not gonna tell us what female miscer it is...?
post 1703895221 07-19-2024, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
I'm pretty sure she's on the spectrum srs, but her positive attributes kept me around lol
I can appreciate your conclusion. It is not different from my own situation. I think the GF and I both realize that no one else is going to tolerate our peculiarities and although she causes me innumerous sufferings and is infuriatingly stubborn she seems unquestionably loyal to her cause in making me suffer and combined with that stubborn condition, she would rather cause me misery than to give me cause to leave her due to some cause of infidelity

....and if that were to ever happen I would hold her to be the greatest of Machiavellian manipulators and schemers in the history of harlotry!
post 1703895751 07-19-2024, 06:42 PM
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My Woman:

Japanese. 5' 140lbs. Built like a Teapot. Short and Stout

Pros: Kitchen Capable and makes a TOP NOTCH Bento. Mimikaki Expert. Prefers Weights instead of Cardio. Master in Managing the Finances and Expert in Stretching the Dollars

Cons: Using those Advantages to Gain Control over and domesticate her Man until he has become dependent on her care and the monthly allowance spending cash she doles out to him with a TIGHT FIST
post 1703896091 07-19-2024, 06:51 PM
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White/Hispanic
5'8/ 140lbs
She can make any story take forever to tell and talks in circles which is funny for a woman with a PhD
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1703896531 07-19-2024, 06:59 PM
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5'10" 130-135lbs 1/2 ugandan 1/4 indian 1/4 burmese. Beautiful, intelligent, successful, good wife, good mother and can tell me I am being a dick (which I can be) without being a dick about it herself.
Screw nature; my body will do what I DAMN WELL tell it to do!

The only dangerous thing about an exercise is the person doing it.

They had the technology to rebuild me. They made me better, stronger, faster......
post 1703896961 07-19-2024, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Amerimutt white woman
5'3 130s
she used to not shower as often as I'd prefer, but has gotten better about it recently
I've caught mine not taking a shower a few times for 2 days and she is a runner. I still ate the ass tho cause it's only smellz
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1703917621 07-20-2024, 12:36 PM
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Pro: the GF was a virgin prior to our relationship

Con: the GF was a virgin prior to our relationship
post 1703917781 07-20-2024, 12:42 PM
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Colombian tan skin
5'4" 140lbs
terrible communication skills
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post 1703917931 07-20-2024, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
Colombian tan skin
5'4" 140lbs
terrible communication skills
are "terrible communication skills" common to women in general as concerning relationships?
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