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Thread: Cheating ho wants to fukk - the final chapter

post 665498241 04-17-2011, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By OMGaGURL⏩
I said I was going to go in a few hours for work but was going to go do some other stuff. Laundry is still in the dryer so I'll be up at least another hour.

No hate. I just always thought it was a normal thing to have.
LOL, and I always thought that precum was abnormal like a dysfunction sort of like premature ejaculation.
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post 665498941 04-17-2011, 08:30 PM
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idk about UK law but in the US if she were to hire a lawyer dave would serve jailtime

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Originally Posted By canonhope⏩
dude......been jackin since I was 8. Trust me. I don't have precum.


ITT: guys who precum convinced that every other guy must have the same problem.
you don't have precum...but you have regular cum?

mind = blown
post 665500101 04-17-2011, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By canonhope⏩
dude......been jackin since I was 8. Trust me. I don't have precum.


ITT: guys who precum convinced that every other guy must have the same problem.
My point is that every man's reproductive system creates what we call "pre-cum" to traquilize or neutralize" the acidity in the ureathra before the semen is released.

Some men practice "edging" when they masturbate, and so, have become very familiar with the sensations of the release of this fluid... yes, it is watery... and if you successfully stop before fully triggering ejaculation, it can bubble up and out, and seem like a small watery fountain as it "over-flows" the glans and drips off.

If charging forward to ejaculation, the initial spurt overwhelms the watery fluid, and so "pre-cum" is not noticed, having become part of the ejaculate.

The point I'm trying to make is that EVERY man's system must make some of this, even if it isn't obvious when it comes out... and by definition, since it is a pre-cursor to ejaculation, it COULD and CAN contain sperm, and impregnate.
post 665500431 04-17-2011, 08:32 PM
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how did this threads subject become precum??


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why does a newspaper want to cover this story?
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Originally Posted By canonhope⏩
dude......been jackin since I was 8. Trust me. I don't have precum.


ITT: guys who precum convinced that every other guy must have the same problem.
I wouldn't call precum a problem, you're abnormal if you don't have it...
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post 665500881 04-17-2011, 08:33 PM
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post 665501061 04-17-2011, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By dgosh⏩
you don't have precum...but you have regular cum?

mind = blown
Wow. I have just opened the eyes of precum miscers tonight.

my mind = blown

lol
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post 665503041 04-17-2011, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By aceraps⏩
OMGaGurl why you no rep me back?
I can't. I'm pretty much on constant spread because I rep people that help me with the cliffs. Despite what the *******s who complain say I have been going to sleep and some helpful miscers will repost the cliffs in a quote box to credit me and make sure people can find it. I've tried to rep all those guys. It's not all about me getting reps. It's about keeping everyone up to date through literally hundreds of pages. My cached page says Dave was at 2994 rep power after 30 pages in the first thread. He is at 5171 now. So he got +2177 rep power for doing this whole story.
Originally Posted By jobomon⏩
why does a newspaper want to cover this story?
It's a crazy newspaper that covers really crazy/dumb stories. Look them up as I think people posted a few of their crazy covers after Dave got the message.
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Originally Posted By dryst⏩
My point is that every man's reproductive system creates what we call "pre-cum" to traquilize or neutralize" the acidity in the ureathra before the semen is released.

Some men practice "edging" when they masturbate, and so, have become very familiar with the sensations of the release of this fluid... yes, it is watery... and if you successfully stop before fully triggering ejaculation, it can bubble up and out, and seem like a small watery fountain as it "over-flows" the glans and drips off.

If charging forward to ejaculation, the initial spurt overwhelms the watery fluid, and so "pre-cum" is not noticed, having become part of the ejaculate.

The point I'm trying to make is that EVERY man's system must make some of this, even if it isn't obvious when it comes out... and by definition, since it is a pre-cursor to ejaculation, it COULD and CAN contain sperm, and impregnate.
Gotcha. I really didn't know much about it like you do. Interesting. So, my precum must come very close to when I am about to ejaculate, and I pull out before all that happens. I guess when I think of precum, I am thinking more of the guys who are just dripping semen and sperm even after 10 seconds of having sex.

inb4 how do I know about other guys
brb been in threesomes and orgies before

K, we have gone waaay off topic


edit: just googled "precum normal" and some guys gush from just having an erection.that sux for them.
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post 665503811 04-17-2011, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By jobomon⏩
why does a newspaper want to cover this story?
the mainstream media have lost control. in the past prior to the internet the media ruled the ideas landscape. They were the gatekeepers of all information and they charged $$$ corporations lots of money to gain access to a manipulated audience.

now the internet has set the power structure adrift. the media are playing catch up. They must follow and cover all user generated viral content and ride on that popularity.

they will cover it if it goes viral enough.

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post 665506201 04-17-2011, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By jobomon⏩
why does a newspaper want to cover this story?
because you touch yourself.
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post 665506421 04-17-2011, 08:42 PM
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On 2nd thought, if this thread has to be derailed I'd rather talk about RHL than brahs' precum

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post 665506841 04-17-2011, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By canonhope⏩
Gotcha. I really didn't know much about it like you do. Interesting. So, my precum must come very close to when I am about to ejaculate, and I pull out before all that happens. I guess when I think of precum, I am thinking more of the guys who are just dripping semen and sperm even after 10 seconds of having sex.

inb4 how do I know about other guys
brb been in threesomes and orgies before

K, we have gone waaay off topic


edit: just googled "precum normal" and some guys gush from just having an erection.that sux for them.
Ok, if you masturbate on and off for say 30 minutes...I can 100% guarantee your going to have precum slowly seeping out. Precum is not the same as premature ejaculation.

If you start jerking it or something and cum after 2 minutes...chances are you won't see precum.
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As it's already been said, every guy produces pre cum. If you think you don't produce any, that's because you probably don't spend enough time getting warmed up when you fap. If you sit there with a raging boner for 10 minutes, then spend about 30 minutes slow fapping before the orgasm you are very likely to drip a little precum.

The reason your body produces it in the first place is to cancel out the acidity from your urine. That stuff could kill your sperm, and the ultimate goal is to send those little swimmers into a wet vag and get the chick pregnant.
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Originally Posted By supersaiyan-dre⏩
As it's already been said, every guy produces pre cum. If you think you don't produce any, that's because you probably don't spend enough time getting warmed up when you fap. If you sit there with a raging boner for 10 minutes, then spend about 30 minutes slow fapping before the orgasm you are very likely to drip a little precum.

The reason your body produces it in the first place is to cancel out the acidity from your urine. That stuff could kill your sperm, and the ultimate goal is to send those little swimmers into a wet vag and get the chick pregnant.
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Originally Posted By dryst⏩
My point is that every man's reproductive system creates what we call "pre-cum" to traquilize or neutralize" the acidity in the ureathra before the semen is released.

Some men practice "edging" when they masturbate, and so, have become very familiar with the sensations of the release of this fluid... yes, it is watery... and if you successfully stop before fully triggering ejaculation, it can bubble up and out, and seem like a small watery fountain as it "over-flows" the glans and drips off.

If charging forward to ejaculation, the initial spurt overwhelms the watery fluid, and so "pre-cum" is not noticed, having become part of the ejaculate.

The point I'm trying to make is that EVERY man's system must make some of this, even if it isn't obvious when it comes out... and by definition, since it is a pre-cursor to ejaculation, it COULD and CAN contain sperm, and impregnate.
LOL at acidic urethra you gots problems man
edit: i thought piss was pretty much sterile unless you have uti/other infection
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Originally Posted By SydTheKid⏩
strong post to sig ratio (no fap ceo)
Lol yeah...
I use the No-Fap months to work on self control, but I haven't completely stopped fapping forever. I can't even quit fapping when I try because I become a horndog and put the well being of those around me at risk. I usually just last about 1 week, which is long enough to get a testosterone boost according to some scientific studies.
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wtf how did this thread turn into precum?
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Originally Posted By dropkickMc⏩
LOL at acidic urethra you gots problems man
obviously ur a moron...u piss right? maybe your small pee sized brain is unable to wrap itself around the idea of urine being acidic...hopefully now your aware...
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Originally Posted By dropkickMc⏩
LOL at acidic urethra you gots problems man
Your urine is acidic brah. Go to a chemist and have them test the Ph level
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Originally Posted By dgosh⏩
Ok, if you masturbate on and off for say 30 minutes...I can 100% guarantee your going to have precum slowly seeping out. Precum is not the same as premature ejaculation.

If you start jerking it or something and cum after 2 minutes...chances are you won't see precum.
I don't understand why it's hard to believe. I am not lying. I have done edging before, and let's say after 30 min I let myself edge, and yes, there will be some semen.

I'm going to give TMI for a moment, and say that sometimes I just wanna jerk off. Nobody's home, and I want to just have a long ass session of mastertemptation. I can jerk and jerk and jerk while watching a 15 min pron clip, but stop myself from cuming because I all of a sudden decide I don't feel like blowing my load on this particular clip.

So I will browse and say "oooh now this one looks like a good one to jerk to." I can get 15 min into that, and be like "nah, I will save it for something even hotter." Find another clip, and I have been jerking to different clips of pron for mabye 1.5 hours at this point, and finally say to myself "ok, this is gawdang redelicious, I don't have time to sit here jerking all day, I have to cut the grass." So I will find one last clip and let myself go.

In all that time: no precum.

inb4 PMs for vid proof from that gay miscer.
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Originally Posted By Capt-MoonLight⏩
the mainstream media have lost control. in the past prior to the internet the media ruled the ideas landscape. They were the gatekeepers of all information and they charged $$$ corporations lots of money to gain access to a manipulated audience.

now the internet has set the power structure adrift. the media are playing catch up. They must follow and cover all user generated viral content and ride on that popularity.

they will cover it if it goes viral enough.
None of this has any relevance to The Sun, who would have covered a 1990 version of this story in 1990

The paper is interested because its low brow gossip drama that they can think of a pun for a headline to, nothing more or less
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Sooooo in other non semen related news......
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Originally Posted By colossal
on 2nd thought, if this thread has to be derailed i'd rather talk about rhl than brahs' precum
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