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Thread: Cheating ho wants to fukk - the final chapter

post 666515751 04-19-2011, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By godsangina2⏩
He must've been a very rich indian to have electricity and a computer? ( no generalizing)
Two of the richest 5 people in the world are Indian and one has a billion dollar house but yeah, electricity jokes are funny and original
post 666523211 04-19-2011, 01:23 PM
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Bump cause this doesn't deserve to be on the bottom of page 4 on dat der misc
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post 666523371 04-19-2011, 01:23 PM
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I'm on the Starting Strength Advanced routine until I stop progressing. I've only been on it for a week. I plan to adjust into the Shieko #29 program once that happens.

Explosive power feels good, man.
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post 666524761 04-19-2011, 01:26 PM
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Dayum. God job ya boy dave man.
post 666525881 04-19-2011, 01:28 PM
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Anybody know any good jokes?
post 666526361 04-19-2011, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By NRKF84⏩
Two of the richest 5 people in the world are Indian and one has a billion dollar house but yeah, electricity jokes are funny and original
Yeah but doesn't most of the country have no sewage or electricity? I wasn't joking at all brah. Wouldn't he have to be a very rich indian compared to his peers to have electricity and a computer?
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post 666527421 04-19-2011, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Softworn⏩
I'm on the Starting Strength Advanced routine until I stop progressing. I've only been on it for a week. I plan to adjust into the Shieko #29 program once that happens.

Explosive power feels good, man.
Isn't Sheiko an advanced periodisation program? People just do that because they can't make quick gains anymore, cos they have to not because they want to, you'd be better off jumping onto a weekly program once daily gains aren't happening anymore like a 5x5 program.
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post 666528581 04-19-2011, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Ya
LOL @ me being dead/kneecapped etc. Nothing new to report. Heard nothing from the ho, fiance or her gangster dad lolz. I had school/gym and my younger sisters birthday meal to attend to. Then I decided to hit the clubs with Tony. Monday is student night, always full of young, fresh meat.I took a sexy bish home, about my height in heels, long legs, I'd say 7.5/10. Pulled out all my best moves but she wouldn't put out. Nothin. Gotta respect that. She's only just gone home. Made a "U MAD" video to send the whore, will upload it to youtube and show you guys tomorrow. Need some sleep. <3
post 666528601 04-19-2011, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By redheadlaw7⏩
Anybody know any good jokes?
What's a wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
~Pics or negs~

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post 666529571 04-19-2011, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By godsangina2⏩
Isn't Sheiko an advanced periodisation program? People just do that because they can't make quick gains anymore, you'd be better off jumping onto a weekly program once daily gains aren't happening anymore like a 5x5 program.
I haven't done powerlifts since high school. I'm getting huge gains from the Starting Strength Advanced split. I was sort of tip-toe'ing around it during my last plateau, just so I could continue to progress. It's working for me. I'm already at the amount of lean mass I want, but I'm working on my strength, endurance, proportionate distribution, and stamina. I throw other isolation exercises into it, too. I'm not just following the program as if I've never lifted. I'm using SS because I'm lacking some strength in my upper back, and the alternating chin-ups and pull-ups are getting me sore within 1 day. I need to do this and increase my cardio before I can move on to Shieko. I wouldn't be surprised if it's another year at the least.
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post 666529751 04-19-2011, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By TWiztid7⏩
What's a wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Now THAT was kinda funny.
post 666530411 04-19-2011, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By redheadlaw7⏩
Anybody know any good jokes?
What did the 5 fingers say to da face!?!?

























































































































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post 666531031 04-19-2011, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By KenStiffyJr⏩
What did the 5 fingers say to da face!?!?



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post 666531121 04-19-2011, 01:37 PM
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Hey, Neil Millard. I'll sell you my story!

"You're a f*ggot. The end."

I'm thinking of a six figure sum.
post 666559951 04-19-2011, 02:26 PM
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Yeah Kiwiburger was just mind blowing. I was thinking of quitting the misc for good after that one... life has never quite been the same since.
How dare you!

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

LTC
post 666561181 04-19-2011, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By redheadlaw7⏩
Anybody know any good jokes?
I know a few jokes

-Why was the butcher so happy?
He just got done beating his meat.

-What's brown and sticky?
A stick

-Woman's rights

-What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in the trash compactor

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Mind over matter ☮

ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Be happy
post 666575401 04-19-2011, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By supersaiyan-dre⏩
I know a few jokes

-Why was the butcher so happy?
He just got done beating his meat.

-What's brown and sticky?
A stick

-Woman's rights

-What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in the trash compactor

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
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post 666576991 04-19-2011, 02:54 PM
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What happened to the cliffs?
post 666586811 04-19-2011, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By godsangina2⏩
Yeah but doesn't most of the country have no sewage or electricity? I wasn't joking at all brah. Wouldn't he have to be a very rich indian compared to his peers to have electricity and a computer?
Lol bro, India isn't Africa.
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post 666587921 04-19-2011, 03:14 PM
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450K views.




god DAMN



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post 666594101 04-19-2011, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By LovePollution⏩
Yeah Kiwiburger was just mind blowing. I was thinking of quitting the misc for good after that one... life has never quite been the same since.
Can someone aware me what happened to kiwiburger???
Half man, half troll...

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post 666615141 04-19-2011, 04:03 PM
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so is this thread dead whats going on now with the fiance and the gurl
Mission: to corrupt and concur

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post 666616691 04-19-2011, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By thebankcard⏩
so is this thread dead whats going on now with the fiance and the gurl
this. wtf is going on in here.
post 666639841 04-19-2011, 04:48 PM
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you myreen?


how are ya?!
post 666643031 04-19-2011, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By redheadlaw7⏩
Now THAT was kinda funny.
Why did God made adam before eve? cause he didnt want any advice...

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry

A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what?
post 666643221 04-19-2011, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By GITZI⏩
Can someone aware me what happened to kiwiburger???
Some miscer went on an Indian dating forum trolling as a woman. He met a guy on there (who we knew as Kiwiburger). The miscer disguised as a female told the Indian guy to record videos saying various misc phrases such as 'u mad?' and 'come at me bro' in exchange for more pics of this woman.

The miscer trolled us with these recordings for over a year and had us all thinking Kiwiburger was a real poster. Mind=blown when it was revealed that the real guy didn't even have a clue that his recordings were all over the Internet lulz.

Some of the finest trolling I've ever seen. He even got the guy declaring his love for a female miscer on here on a recording.
How dare you!

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

LTC
post 666643951 04-19-2011, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By GITZI⏩
Can someone aware me what happened to kiwiburger???
thissssss

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post 666644691 04-19-2011, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By VTheKing⏩
Lol bro, India isn't Africa.
Whenever I see documentaries it looks even worse than Africa brah
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post 666648141 04-19-2011, 05:03 PM
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googled "kiwiburger" and eventually landed on this



where the fucck are this lil guy's parents??? I was srsly disgust while watching this
post 666648791 04-19-2011, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By LovePollution⏩
Some miscer went on an Indian dating forum trolling as a woman. He met a guy on there (who we knew as Kiwiburger). The miscer disguised as a female told the Indian guy to record videos saying various misc phrases such as 'u mad?' and 'come at me bro' in exchange for more pics of this woman.

The miscer trolled us with these recordings for over a year and had us all thinking Kiwiburger was a real poster. Mind=blown when it was revealed that the real guy didn't even have a clue that his recordings were all over the Internet lulz.

Some of the finest trolling I've ever seen. He even got the guy declaring his love for a female miscer on here on a recording.
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