Beta/Cringe thread

11-12-2012, 01:35 PM

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#811

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Originally Posted By Blactomorph⏩

It seems that the Beta White Knight tide is on an irreversible trajectory and that no amount of alpha can reverse this disturbing trend.

lol this, beta-ness and *******ry is everywhere

11-12-2012, 01:45 PM

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#812

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Repost? Go to about 5:08.

I'm an awkward dude, but I don't think I'd ever be on this level.

11-12-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted By MRaeger⏩

I don't even..... This is Miley Cyrus brother.

Taken from an r/Pokemon thread.

"So my second job is at the dollar tree. And we happen to sell little packs of pokemon stickers, awesome right? Well anyways a mother and two daughters (ages 10 and 16 im guessing) came into my line. While i proceeded to ring up their items i picked up the stickers and asked in a serious tone who they where going to. The mother shakes her head and says that her younger daughter was getting them. She said something along the lines of "oh yeah she cant remember where her shoes are, or what her homework was but she can remember every one of those stupid imaginary monsters". The 16 year old looked up from her phone and rolled her eyes, while the younger one stood there with her head down, sort of embarrassed. I stopped ringing up their items and looked at the mother and said to her "i am 19 years old, and have been playing pokemon since i was young, and to this day continue to play. And i dont regret it nor am i one bit ashamed or embarrassed. I will admit that those 'made up monsters' have taught me many things, like loyalty, friendship and to never stop trying. And its a part of my childhood i would never take back or change". The mother just stood there and stared at me, astonished while the little girl looked up at me and smiled. I continued to quietly ring up their items while i talked to the girl about her pokemon she has on pokemon ruby version. It made my day, and i hope it made the little girls day too."

strong retail career ahead for that girl. I am sure mom was thrilled.

11-12-2012, 01:47 PM

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fuk you guys i have a midterm tomorrow i cant watch this sh!t

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11-12-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩

I dont think ive seen an uglier whale than this one holy helllllllll

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11-12-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩

Holy ****. If that was my kid I would seriously give him up for adoption

11-12-2012, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted By MRaeger⏩

Pepper your angus'

What the fuk!? I **** you not, I was in the mood for a nice fap. Then I decided to enter this thread instead and saw this. Needless to say my urge is gone and I think it may never return.

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11-12-2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted By Vaako⏩

I dont think ive seen an uglier whale than this one holy helllllllll

It was funny until she started to take clothes off

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11-12-2012, 04:11 PM

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Cannot believe how popular this thread has gotten, thanks to everyone that's been contributing!

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11-12-2012, 05:05 PM

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This thread makes me really disappointed.

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11-12-2012, 05:08 PM

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read all 28, moar.

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11-12-2012, 06:04 PM

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Read thru a couple of pages in the beginning of the thread. The I encountered the most beta sh*t in beta history: Buying a brand new car for a girl who has a boyfriend.

Tell me this is not real.

11-12-2012, 06:04 PM

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11-12-2012, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted By chthonic⏩

okay, so this creepy **** basically films himself hitting on women (poorly). dude has countless vids of him doing it. most of them go along the lines of him approaching them, poor attempt at getting their number, gets rejected, then gets mad at them.

No surprise that women would turn down a guy who tries to pick them up while filming them, nek minnit he'll be filming them tied up in his basement

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11-12-2012, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩

lol @ his extremely defensive poor excuse when he gets rejected, wtf did i just watch

"a silver spoon i know you come from, ya bishhhhhhhhhhh"

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11-12-2012, 09:23 PM

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11-12-2012, 10:02 PM

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I made it.... holy ****... that was a gauntlet of lulz, cringing, anger and disgust

11-12-2012, 10:05 PM

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How the hell did I miss this thread. That one text convo with Josh. I don't even know what to think of that.

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11-12-2012, 10:10 PM

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You have take this thread in doses It took me about a full week but I made it

if you could read this whole thread in a day then you have no soul

11-12-2012, 10:10 PM

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This is the greatest, and worst thread on the misc. I can't stop watching, but a part of me dies everytime.

11-12-2012, 10:11 PM

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11-12-2012, 10:21 PM

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[QUOTE=fpsling post_id=978457043][video=youtube;jQKigCl30Sk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKigCl30Sk&list=FLPe1SZ8pnC-T95GUh_nqPIw&index=327&feature=plpp_video[video]

[video=youtube;zBx1V-Jud-A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBx1V-Jud-A&list=FLPe1SZ8pnC-T95GUh_nqPIw&index=406&feature=plpp_video[video][/QUOTE]Lmao, well im converted.

Half assed wordplay was the trick all along

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11-12-2012, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted By jayvee305⏩

lol @ his extremely defensive poor excuse when he gets rejected, wtf did i just watch

Omg the level of awkwardness that is displayed from that woman. Lmao at him at the end, hilarious.

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11-12-2012, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted By microsuede⏩

Omg the level of awkwardness that is displayed from that woman. Lmao at him at the end, hilarious.

she was really nice and patient with him. laughed hard as his defense.

her accent was hnnnnngggg

11-12-2012, 10:36 PM

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11-12-2012, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted By MilwaukeeBrah⏩

she was really nice and patient with him. laughed hard as his defense.

her accent was hnnnnngggg

Yep and dude gave off the creepiest vibe, ever. I feel creepy for watching it.

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11-12-2012, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted By microsuede⏩

Yep and dude gave off the creepiest vibe, ever. I feel creepy for watching it.

ive been watching his others now lulz

11-12-2012, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted By MilwaukeeBrah⏩

ive been watching his others now lulz

What's his name on YouTube or should I just search for "creepy pickup approaches" on YouTube lol. I'm on my iPhone can't go right to YouTube from the embedded video.

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11-12-2012, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted By MSRedImp⏩

it's basically a 3min long did not read gif

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