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post 978637003 11-13-2012, 10:13 AM
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#871
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No poop 2013 crew
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Doesnt wash hands after taking a dump to save time crew
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Get kicked out of public washrooms crew
Almond milk is the absolute sh*t crew
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Sucked a d!ck for almond milk crew
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post 978639863 11-13-2012, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By microsuede
oh lawdy lawd........... like like like like

Wasnt this dude a miscer.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 978658463 11-13-2012, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
Wasnt this dude a miscer.
i think so lold

well atleast he's trying srs

and wtf is up with hat brony sht so fuking weird and gay
post 978664633 11-13-2012, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Wizzle1
Dont know if this is classed as cringe, but this guy is delusional as fuark...

http://www.stronghealthtips.com/muscle
LOL nice find
kalagan krew up in this mother fucқer!

willIevermakeit will never make it.
post 978668053 11-13-2012, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Wizzle1
Dont know if this is classed as cringe, but this guy is delusional as fuark...

http://www.stronghealthtips.com/muscle
This dude has to be trolling...
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
-Mark Twain
post 978669673 11-13-2012, 11:38 AM
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I need to stop clicking this thread it really rustles my jimmies.
post 978674263 11-13-2012, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By MRaeger
Taken from an r/Pokemon thread.

"So my second job is at the dollar tree. And we happen to sell little packs of pokemon stickers, awesome right? Well anyways a mother and two daughters (ages 10 and 16 im guessing) came into my line. While i proceeded to ring up their items i picked up the stickers and asked in a serious tone who they where going to. The mother shakes her head and says that her younger daughter was getting them. She said something along the lines of "oh yeah she cant remember where her shoes are, or what her homework was but she can remember every one of those stupid imaginary monsters". The 16 year old looked up from her phone and rolled her eyes, while the younger one stood there with her head down, sort of embarrassed. I stopped ringing up their items and looked at the mother and said to her "i am 19 years old, and have been playing pokemon since i was young, and to this day continue to play. And i dont regret it nor am i one bit ashamed or embarrassed. I will admit that those 'made up monsters' have taught me many things, like loyalty, friendship and to never stop trying. And its a part of my childhood i would never take back or change". The mother just stood there and stared at me, astonished while the little girl looked up at me and smiled. I continued to quietly ring up their items while i talked to the girl about her pokemon she has on pokemon ruby version. It made my day, and i hope it made the little girls day too."
Thats alpha as **** srs, he didn't care what people though of him and said what was on his mind while sticking up for a young girl.
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post 978677073 11-13-2012, 11:58 AM
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#878
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood
I don't want to live on this world any longer. Paying to cuddle? WTF???
**NJ Crew**

"There are no men like me. Only me."
post 978678593 11-13-2012, 12:03 PM
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post 978678803 11-13-2012, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By KaptainKandy
I don't want to live on this world any longer. Paying to cuddle? WTF???
It's the greatest thing EVER, you didn't know!?!

Be careful though, it gets addicting...
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.

― Muhammad Ali
post 978754223 11-13-2012, 02:50 PM
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too many lols
post 978776703 11-13-2012, 03:36 PM
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#882
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Why let your jimmies rustle in the light breeze of this beta *******ry? Little girls want little boys, but real women wand MEN each and every beta ******* white knight is one less male to compete with.
Justice for the 96

Y.N.W.A

Liverpool F.C

***Irish Misc Crew***
post 978834693 11-13-2012, 05:46 PM
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#883
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Oceanside CA Brah.
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Goal - 1200 Total by age 22

Current - 1190
post 978861793 11-13-2012, 06:42 PM
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Bump for funniest chit ever
post 978916733 11-13-2012, 08:43 PM
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this thread makes me realize and appreciate how normal i am. fuark some of these people are just lost causes. wtf mang
"I dont workout for chicks, I workout to create an aura. When I walk into a room, introduce myself to someone, go for a job interview, I love looking dominant, in charge and in control. I love walking past and having people point and talk about me. I love the fact that when I go somewhere with thousands of people, almost all of them will remember who I am when it is over, and i didnt even have to say a word" - Zyzz
post 978922273 11-13-2012, 08:55 PM
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oh god.. why

115lbs; September 2010


It's a fuking act... there is no zebra
post 978926843 11-13-2012, 09:03 PM
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#887
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oh god

finally made it through thread
post 978933043 11-13-2012, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By kpd905


Holy sht I died lmao
post 978943823 11-13-2012, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By asdfqw
post 978966073 11-13-2012, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted By BrandonTe
oh god.. why

post 978966723 11-13-2012, 10:39 PM
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This thread is just too much. I can't handle more than a page a day.
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post 978970913 11-13-2012, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood
Holy **** the literal definition of white knighting
*** Get no likes on front double bi so delete instagram Crew ***
*** See middle schoolers in love and black out Crew ***
*** Too nervous to talk to SIRI Crew ***
*** Dom Squad ***
*** Genova Witness ***
*** Piss in middle of the toilet to assert dominance Crew ***
post 978972443 11-13-2012, 10:54 PM
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ITT: reddit reposts + some quality posts

http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe
post 978978673 11-13-2012, 11:11 PM
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oh lawd.
-kid acts like hardass
-takes forever to smoke a cigarette
-emphasizes how alpha he is to smoke a cig
-trying way to hard.
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post 978980903 11-13-2012, 11:18 PM
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post 978990653 11-13-2012, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted By p0werbombbrah
I shake my head on a lot of things here and I normally don't rage, but for some reason this gets to me. I actually want to kill him. The first 5 seconds with that fkn ******* wannabe cutesy voice to the swaying of the camera, I want to end his fkn life.
Current: 15% BF

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I rep back: <3
post 978992173 11-13-2012, 11:53 PM
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note: homie didn't die, homie is a female
post 978995653 11-14-2012, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted By MilwaukeeBrah
What's the problem, the guy misses he friend who died????? Fail to see why this belongs in this thread.

Do you even homie?
Former fatty Crew
Tanning bed Crew
Never getting married Crew
Shave my head because I'm balding crew
post 978996923 11-14-2012, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By neXen
ITT: reddit reposts + some quality posts

http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe
how can reddit have a cringe subsection when that whole site is full of cringe worthy ultra white knights?

have you seen their meet ups? Jesus christ
post 978998673 11-14-2012, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted By pitbull707
What's the problem, the guy misses he friend who died????? Fail to see why this belongs in this thread.

Do you even homie?
sorry.

friend didn't die.

and friend is a female.
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