Thread: Beta/Cringe thread
11-13-2012, 10:13 AM
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11-13-2012, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By microsuede⏩
Wasnt this dude a miscer.oh lawdy lawd........... like like like like
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11-13-2012, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
i think so loldWasnt this dude a miscer.
well atleast he's trying srs
and wtf is up with hat brony sht so fuking weird and gay
11-13-2012, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Wizzle1⏩
LOL nice findDont know if this is classed as cringe, but this guy is delusional as fuark...
http://www.stronghealthtips.com/muscle
http://www.stronghealthtips.com/muscle
kalagan krew up in this mother fucқer!
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11-13-2012, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Wizzle1⏩
This dude has to be trolling...Dont know if this is classed as cringe, but this guy is delusional as fuark...
http://www.stronghealthtips.com/muscle
http://www.stronghealthtips.com/muscle
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11-13-2012, 11:38 AM
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I need to stop clicking this thread it really rustles my jimmies.
11-13-2012, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By MRaeger⏩
Thats alpha as **** srs, he didn't care what people though of him and said what was on his mind while sticking up for a young girl.Taken from an r/Pokemon thread.
"So my second job is at the dollar tree. And we happen to sell little packs of pokemon stickers, awesome right? Well anyways a mother and two daughters (ages 10 and 16 im guessing) came into my line. While i proceeded to ring up their items i picked up the stickers and asked in a serious tone who they where going to. The mother shakes her head and says that her younger daughter was getting them. She said something along the lines of "oh yeah she cant remember where her shoes are, or what her homework was but she can remember every one of those stupid imaginary monsters". The 16 year old looked up from her phone and rolled her eyes, while the younger one stood there with her head down, sort of embarrassed. I stopped ringing up their items and looked at the mother and said to her "i am 19 years old, and have been playing pokemon since i was young, and to this day continue to play. And i dont regret it nor am i one bit ashamed or embarrassed. I will admit that those 'made up monsters' have taught me many things, like loyalty, friendship and to never stop trying. And its a part of my childhood i would never take back or change". The mother just stood there and stared at me, astonished while the little girl looked up at me and smiled. I continued to quietly ring up their items while i talked to the girl about her pokemon she has on pokemon ruby version. It made my day, and i hope it made the little girls day too."
"So my second job is at the dollar tree. And we happen to sell little packs of pokemon stickers, awesome right? Well anyways a mother and two daughters (ages 10 and 16 im guessing) came into my line. While i proceeded to ring up their items i picked up the stickers and asked in a serious tone who they where going to. The mother shakes her head and says that her younger daughter was getting them. She said something along the lines of "oh yeah she cant remember where her shoes are, or what her homework was but she can remember every one of those stupid imaginary monsters". The 16 year old looked up from her phone and rolled her eyes, while the younger one stood there with her head down, sort of embarrassed. I stopped ringing up their items and looked at the mother and said to her "i am 19 years old, and have been playing pokemon since i was young, and to this day continue to play. And i dont regret it nor am i one bit ashamed or embarrassed. I will admit that those 'made up monsters' have taught me many things, like loyalty, friendship and to never stop trying. And its a part of my childhood i would never take back or change". The mother just stood there and stared at me, astonished while the little girl looked up at me and smiled. I continued to quietly ring up their items while i talked to the girl about her pokemon she has on pokemon ruby version. It made my day, and i hope it made the little girls day too."
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11-13-2012, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
I don't want to live on this world any longer. Paying to cuddle? WTF???
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11-13-2012, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By KaptainKandy⏩
It's the greatest thing EVER, you didn't know!?!I don't want to live on this world any longer. Paying to cuddle? WTF???
Be careful though, it gets addicting...
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11-13-2012, 02:50 PM
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too many lols
11-13-2012, 03:36 PM
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Why let your jimmies rustle in the light breeze of this beta *******ry? Little girls want little boys, but real women wand MEN each and every beta ******* white knight is one less male to compete with.
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11-13-2012, 05:46 PM
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11-13-2012, 06:42 PM
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Bump for funniest chit ever
11-13-2012, 08:43 PM
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this thread makes me realize and appreciate how normal i am. fuark some of these people are just lost causes. wtf mang
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11-13-2012, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By asdfqw⏩


11-13-2012, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted By BrandonTe⏩
oh god.. why



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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
Holy **** the literal definition of white knighting
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11-13-2012, 10:54 PM
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oh lawd.
-kid acts like hardass
-takes forever to smoke a cigarette
-emphasizes how alpha he is to smoke a cig
-trying way to hard.
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11-13-2012, 11:18 PM
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11-13-2012, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted By p0werbombbrah⏩
I shake my head on a lot of things here and I normally don't rage, but for some reason this gets to me. I actually want to kill him. The first 5 seconds with that fkn ******* wannabe cutesy voice to the swaying of the camera, I want to end his fkn life.Current: 15% BF
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11-13-2012, 11:53 PM
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note: homie didn't die, homie is a female
11-14-2012, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted By MilwaukeeBrah⏩
What's the problem, the guy misses he friend who died????? Fail to see why this belongs in this thread.
Do you even homie?
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11-14-2012, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By neXen⏩
how can reddit have a cringe subsection when that whole site is full of cringe worthy ultra white knights?have you seen their meet ups? Jesus christ
11-14-2012, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted By pitbull707⏩
sorry.What's the problem, the guy misses he friend who died????? Fail to see why this belongs in this thread.
Do you even homie?
Do you even homie?
friend didn't die.
and friend is a female.
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