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post 10000002534 01-07-2026, 03:24 PM
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  1. DrewDarden
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If allfather had lived before us all…

He’d be forefather.
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post 10000002540 01-07-2026, 03:27 PM
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  2. Bert McGirt
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If allfather had creampied your mom, he’d be yourfather.
post 10000002542 01-07-2026, 03:28 PM
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  1. LargePeter
  2. Fuck off, Lahey!
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If allfather creampied me he'd be my uncle
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post 10000002544 01-07-2026, 03:29 PM
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If he lived two thousand years ago, he’d be ourfather.
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post 10000002573 01-07-2026, 03:50 PM
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Hopefully he’s Tallfather unlike newmisc moderation
post 10000002597 01-07-2026, 04:07 PM
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If he cut off his arm with a stihl he's be sawfather

If he couldnt operate a stick shift he's he stallfather

If you pushed him off a bridge he'd be fallfather
post 10000002601 01-07-2026, 04:10 PM
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Is he married a single mother, he’d be stepfather.
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post 10000002605 01-07-2026, 04:14 PM
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If he was black he’d be Ballfather
post 10000002612 01-07-2026, 04:18 PM
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If he was lockdev he'd be dollfather
post 10000002617 01-07-2026, 04:23 PM
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If he was from the south he’d be Yallfather
post 10000240928 07-02-2026, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
He’d be forefather.
Ok cool.
post 10000240947 07-02-2026, 12:51 PM
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If allfather was a priest , he’d be FatherMcFeely .


Not srs , got that off a movie lol
Back with my Fam
post 10000240972 07-02-2026, 12:56 PM
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  1. AverageKenneth
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If Allfather killed a hooker in 2018 he'd be DrewDarden.
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