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post 10000009767 01-13-2026, 01:57 AM
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100 chimps vs 300 humans

Humans can only use their fist and intelligence
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post 10000009775 01-13-2026, 02:08 AM
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wuld bet on chimps
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post 10000009849 01-13-2026, 05:40 AM
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What about if the humans formed into 6 groups of 50; lines 3 people wide and 17 long. then the 6 lines managed to surround the mob of chimps at equal intervals facing inward, like 12 o'clock, 3 o'clock 6 o'clock etc. Then they charged into the mob of chimps at speed, straight through the mob, kicking, punching and ramming and out the other side, before turning the line and coming back. The charges would be staggered so that the humans didn't all crash into each other. Lets say the humans are male, 20 to 50 and of at least average build.

The constant attacks from all sides combined with the humans forming their bodies into a 50 man battering ram would scatter the chimps and overwhelm them. Chimps are still lighter and smaller than humans. Sure, some humans would be dragged down, but I think ultimately the 300 humans would win.
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post 10000009851 01-13-2026, 05:44 AM
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Are the 300 humans battle ready or just picked out of a crowd of people. because if randomly selected a lot of the humans are going to break when they see a chimp tear a guys dick off(something they do). but chimps are just going to chimps. humans are going to get scared and fold before they even see the 100 chimps. So i'd put my pesos on the chimps
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post 10000210279 06-12-2026, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
What about if the humans formed into 6 groups of 50; lines 3 people wide and 17 long. then the 6 lines managed to surround the mob of chimps at equal intervals facing inward, like 12 o'clock, 3 o'clock 6 o'clock etc. Then they charged into the mob of chimps at speed, straight through the mob, kicking, punching and ramming and out the other side, before turning the line and coming back. The charges would be staggered so that the humans didn't all crash into each other. Lets say the humans are male, 20 to 50 and of at least average build.

The constant attacks from all sides combined with the humans forming their bodies into a 50 man battering ram would scatter the chimps and overwhelm them. Chimps are still lighter and smaller than humans. Sure, some humans would be dragged down, but I think ultimately the 300 humans would win.
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post 10000210327 06-12-2026, 09:23 AM
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Are the humans allowed to wear clothes or are they naked like the chimps?

Naked is more vulnerable to dick tear off.
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