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01-19-2026, 11:06 PM
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Conservative gets rejected by 2 million women on Tinder
Over the course of five years and 93 days, he swiped right on Tinder more than 2 million times. To be exact, he swiped right 2,020,459 times and left only around 38,000. That means he was saying yes to almost every woman he saw on the app. After all that swiping, he ended up with 2,053 matches, 1,269 conversations, and just one date. Yes — one single date out of 2 million swipes. And that one date didn’t even work out.
01-19-2026, 11:12 PM
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Cool story incel slime. KYS
01-19-2026, 11:18 PM
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01-19-2026, 11:46 PM
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26 years old and a manlet baldcel lol . May as well rope as he’ll never get to touch a booby unless he pays
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01-19-2026, 11:52 PM
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01-19-2026, 11:53 PM
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01-20-2026, 12:12 AM
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01-20-2026, 12:14 AM
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SITYA ass in my face
01-20-2026, 12:19 AM
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2k matches and 1.2k covos is Chad tier. Moggs me
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01-20-2026, 01:52 AM
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01-20-2026, 01:52 AM
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01-20-2026, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
lol that’s what I thought , 26 going on 50 . Poor bastards going to die a kissless virgin unless he pays . But using a condom doesn’t exactly give you much of an actual experience
LOOKS 50....
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01-20-2026, 09:38 AM
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Plenty of women here in Australia who are after skinheads with beards
It's fucking crazy that retards carry on about baldcels all the time, when I see some fucking stunners around here walking about with bearded baldcels - even my girlfriend and I were at the pub the other night with a few friends and one of them showed up with one of those dudes. She got talking to her friend, who said she knew the guy years ago and she never even looked at him twice when he was holding onto scraps of hair and clean shaven. Five years later she saw him with a shaved head and thickish, well kept beard and she immediately wanted to bang him. You don't have to be in great shape, they'll accept it with dad bod phaggots too - but if you're jacked, it's game over for any twink loser anywhere in their vicinity unless they're male model material with heaps of cash.
It's fucking crazy that retards carry on about baldcels all the time, when I see some fucking stunners around here walking about with bearded baldcels - even my girlfriend and I were at the pub the other night with a few friends and one of them showed up with one of those dudes. She got talking to her friend, who said she knew the guy years ago and she never even looked at him twice when he was holding onto scraps of hair and clean shaven. Five years later she saw him with a shaved head and thickish, well kept beard and she immediately wanted to bang him. You don't have to be in great shape, they'll accept it with dad bod phaggots too - but if you're jacked, it's game over for any twink loser anywhere in their vicinity unless they're male model material with heaps of cash.
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01-20-2026, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Lmfao lil petey in shambles! The guy in OP is exactly the type of guy I’d expect lil petey to look like
Plenty of women here in Australia who are after skinheads with beards
It's fucking crazy that retards carry on about baldcels all the time, when I see some fucking stunners around here walking about with bearded baldcels - even my girlfriend and I were at the pub the other night with a few friends and one of them showed up with one of those dudes. She got talking to her friend, who said she knew the guy years ago and she never even looked at him twice when he was holding onto scraps of hair and clean shaven. Five years later she saw him with a shaved head and thickish, well kept beard and she immediately wanted to bang him. You don't have to be in great shape, they'll accept it with dad bod phaggots too - but if you're jacked, it's game over for any twink loser anywhere in their vicinity unless they're male model material with heaps of cash.
It's fucking crazy that retards carry on about baldcels all the time, when I see some fucking stunners around here walking about with bearded baldcels - even my girlfriend and I were at the pub the other night with a few friends and one of them showed up with one of those dudes. She got talking to her friend, who said she knew the guy years ago and she never even looked at him twice when he was holding onto scraps of hair and clean shaven. Five years later she saw him with a shaved head and thickish, well kept beard and she immediately wanted to bang him. You don't have to be in great shape, they'll accept it with dad bod phaggots too - but if you're jacked, it's game over for any twink loser anywhere in their vicinity unless they're male model material with heaps of cash.
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01-20-2026, 09:54 AM
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Why do these fucking autists take the worst pictures ever? Put on a suit, shape up your beard and close your fucking mouth. Motherfucker is crying when it's just unforced errors because he's an idiot
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01-20-2026, 10:09 AM
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His hoodie is definitely not helping lol like what was bro expecting coming out looking all decrepit and shit on an app that is based only on looks
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
01-20-2026, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
All that, holding a fish.
26 years old and a manlet baldcel lol . May as well rope as he’ll never get to touch a booby unless he pays
01-20-2026, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Salsashark717⏩
Fitting because that's the closest thing to pussy he's going to get
All that, holding a fish.
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01-20-2026, 11:42 AM
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I'm 13 years older than him but he's the one who looks older. plus that creepmaxxin hoody doesn't help his overall look. also someone who considers themselves Conservative , wouldn't be wearing that hoody
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01-20-2026, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
This whole thing comes off as a joke. I don't think anyone would setup a legitimate dating profile wearing a hoodie that says "sit ya ass on my face"
I'm 13 years older than him but he's the one who looks older. plus that creepmaxxin hoody doesn't help his overall look. also someone who considers themselves Conservative , wouldn't be wearing that hoody
01-20-2026, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
It's 50-50, someone ran a bot to swipe on everything as a joke
This whole thing comes off as a joke. I don't think anyone would setup a legitimate dating profile wearing a hoodie that says "sit ya ass on my face"
Or it's real. I mean there's 8 billion people at least one of them is this retarded
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01-20-2026, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
The only way this is real is if he's a Reddit moderator. Otherwise this is clearly just a joke.
It's 50-50, someone ran a bot to swipe on everything as a joke
Or it's real. I mean there's 8 billion people at least one of them is this retarded
Or it's real. I mean there's 8 billion people at least one of them is this retarded
01-20-2026, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
I'm sure he follows "alpha manosphere" influencers online who tell him wearing clothes like that asserts dominance or something
This whole thing comes off as a joke. I don't think anyone would setup a legitimate dating profile wearing a hoodie that says "sit ya ass on my face"
01-20-2026, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MattyIce⏩
Yeah "alpha male" social media beasts and influencers are always giving the worst advice, and there's a lot of idiots that actually listen to them and take them seriously. Just look at that Liver King asshole.
I'm sure he follows "alpha manosphere" influencers online who tell him wearing clothes like that asserts dominance or something
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