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01-24-2026, 12:13 AM
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01-24-2026, 12:17 AM
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she is sick and make use of alka seltzer to go on date. wuld go with her even if she is sick, think about it if shes willing to do this she def want to fuck. am just picture those eyes at :06 looking up at my when i explode inside her mouth hehe


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01-24-2026, 12:25 AM
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01-24-2026, 12:31 AM
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She is thick, but I would need to see her body.
Back in 1987 I went with the high school band to Florida and the band directors told us not to feed alka seltzer to the seagulls because it kills them, which was the stupidest thing to tell immature high school students. Something like that never even occured to us.
So, of course, many of the students smuggled some with them, and broke them up into little pieces and threw them up in the air, and the seagulls would catch them in their beaks and eat them, then drop out of the sky when their throats and stomachs exploded.
Back in 1987 I went with the high school band to Florida and the band directors told us not to feed alka seltzer to the seagulls because it kills them, which was the stupidest thing to tell immature high school students. Something like that never even occured to us.
So, of course, many of the students smuggled some with them, and broke them up into little pieces and threw them up in the air, and the seagulls would catch them in their beaks and eat them, then drop out of the sky when their throats and stomachs exploded.
01-24-2026, 05:36 AM
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01-24-2026, 05:39 AM
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No thank u jeffrey I'm sweet
01-24-2026, 07:14 AM
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01-24-2026, 07:16 AM
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She's cute, and I don't really get sick. If I was single, sure.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
01-25-2026, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
dont need to, mostly bang escort. but av got some of few dates and sex from non escorts.
You scary ass ****** couldn't even pull an ugly bitch if a gun was to your head. Lol @ this thread
am half dating a abg right now, but she use to be escort hehe

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