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post 10000024720 01-25-2026, 06:07 PM
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Last night I went out with a kinda crazy gall...snuck in a hotel and stayed all night

This girl was a pretty hot red head. We went to this Asian place where they poor the ingredients in a bowl and it cooks in 10 seconds somehow. Long hugs before and after meal.

After that we went for a walk because she said this area near there had hammocks where we could snuggle (it's like 35 degrees outside).

During the walk we see a fancy hotel/conference center thingy....I joke about getting a room but it's closed.

So we see these 3 drunk out of town women outside the place...start chatting/joking with them and the girl starts trying to help them get back in. We couldn't get there key cards to work after trying 5 entrances. Finally they just knock on the door when they see someone they know so we follow them in....we start laughing with them and their friends and casually sneak off the look around. On the 2nd floor I open a door to this big room with big tables and chairs.....we go in and chill looking out at the city all night. 😉
post 10000024723 01-25-2026, 06:09 PM
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post 10000024728 01-25-2026, 06:11 PM
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Sounds gay af tbh
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post 10000024737 01-25-2026, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Sounds gay af tbh
it was sorta exhilarating...it was like we had this entire fancy building to ourselves...plus we could just get naked 😂
post 10000024752 01-25-2026, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
This girl was a pretty hot red head. We went to this Asian place where they poor the ingredients in a bowl and it cooks in 10 seconds somehow. Long hugs before and after meal.

After that we went for a walk because she said this area near there had hammocks where we could snuggle (it's like 35 degrees outside).

During the walk we see a fancy hotel/conference center thingy....I joke about getting a room but it's closed.

So we see these 3 drunk out of town women outside the place...start chatting/joking with them and the girl starts trying to help them get back in. We couldn't get there key cards to work after trying 5 entrances. Finally they just knock on the door when they see someone they know so we follow them in....we start laughing with them and their friends and casually sneak off the look around. On the 2nd floor I open a door to this big room with big tables and chairs.....we go in and chill looking out at the city all night. 😉
Went on a date and couldn't bring her back to your mom's place?

Didn't even fuck her?

Brootal.
post 10000024756 01-25-2026, 06:19 PM
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OP joked about getting a room because he can't afford one lmao
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post 10000024759 01-25-2026, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
it was sorta exhilarating...it was like we had this entire fancy building to ourselves...plus we could just get naked 😂
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post 10000024761 01-25-2026, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Went on a date and couldn't bring her back to your mom's place?

Didn't even fuck her?

Brootal.
I don't kiss and tell big dawg. She did give me a big shaw thing out of her car since I didn't have a coat. We threw that down in the conference room looking out at the city. 😉
post 10000024763 01-25-2026, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
OP joked about getting a room because he can't afford one lmao
don't be bringing that corny midwest white boy humor in here.
post 10000024769 01-25-2026, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
I don't kiss and tell big dawg. She did give me a big shaw thing out of her car since I didn't have a coat. We threw that down in the conference room looking out at the city. 😉
That applies when you're not anonymous and you're talking to people in real life you fucking idiot
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post 10000024786 01-25-2026, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
That applies when you're not anonymous and you're talking to people in real life you fucking idiot
It applies conceptually too big dawg so don't be gettin' all in them feeling like an autist. The worser type of kissing and telling might be using anonymity as buffer to tell a bunch of incels stuff.
post 10000024805 01-25-2026, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
I don't kiss and tell big dawg. She did give me a big shaw thing out of her car since I didn't have a coat. We threw that down in the conference room looking out at the city. 😉
Translation: You didn't fuck her
post 10000024833 01-25-2026, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Translation: You didn't fuck her
i'll have to see if she'll be nice to me cuz miscers are meanies
post 10000024839 01-25-2026, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
It applies conceptually too big dawg so don't be gettin' all in them feeling like an autist. The worser type of kissing and telling might be using anonymity as buffer to tell a bunch of incels stuff.
Yeah, that's so much better than posting her actual picture like you just did you dumb fuck
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post 10000024842 01-25-2026, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Yeah, that's so much better than posting her actual picture like you just did you dumb fuck
you're right...I need to keep in mind the type of crowd we have
post 10000024872 01-25-2026, 07:03 PM
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could've sworn OP claimed to be married and christian, or at least have a GF.

and also a daughter out of wedlock

was I thinking of someone else?
post 10000024876 01-25-2026, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
could've sworn OP claimed to be married and christian, or at least have a GF.

and also a daughter out of wedlock

was I thinking of someone else?
no i said I have a virgin girl that WANTS to marry me. i'm just not sure if i should get married.
post 10000024877 01-25-2026, 07:06 PM
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While we slave away at work Eddie is hanging out with homeless sloots
Brootal
post 10000024879 01-25-2026, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
While we slave away at work Eddie is hanging out with homeless sloots
Brootal
this gal actually lives in a mansion and works as a nanny 🤷‍♂️
post 10000024883 01-25-2026, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
could've sworn OP claimed to be married and christian, or at least have a GF.

and also a daughter out of wedlock

was I thinking of someone else?
You ought to give him a lesson in keeping his bullshit stories straight
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post 10000024884 01-25-2026, 07:13 PM
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Eddie Haskell? More like Chad Haskell.
See monster0ultra's sig
post 10000024889 01-25-2026, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Eddie Haskell? More like Chad Haskell.
not even...just maximizing my hand
post 10000024891 01-25-2026, 07:20 PM
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banged her in the conference room? denzelmonica.jpg
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A few years ago I went to a rave/ my car was in a parking garage and I thought I would be able to get to it even if it was closed. At 1am I get to the parking garage and it’s completely closed off/ you can’t even walk inside. So I go to the nearest hotel and they don’t have a room but it’s cold and the front desk was actually decent and let me stay inside: at one point I get really tired so I walk around and end up in a conference room/ I lay down on a couch and I need a blanket so I grab a table cloth off one of the tables and then I’m comfy falling asleep, happy and then some douche bag that works there comes in bitching that I can’t sleep there lol. So they make me sit in the lobby until I can go get my car. They were decent about it though- they definitely could have told me to leave . Kind of similar adventures 😂
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
A few years ago I went to a rave/ my car was in a parking garage and I thought I would be able to get to it even if it was closed. At 1am I get to the parking garage and it’s completely closed off/ you can’t even walk inside. So I go to the nearest hotel and they don’t have a room but it’s cold and the front desk was actually decent and let me stay inside: at one point I get really tired so I walk around and end up in a conference room/ I lay down on a couch and I need a blanket so I grab a table cloth off one of the tables and then I’m comfy falling asleep, happy and then some douche bag that works there comes in bitching that I can’t sleep there lol. So they make me sit in the lobby until I can go get my car. They were decent about it though- they definitely could have told me to leave . Kind of similar adventures 😂
Consider yourself lucky, they could have just left you to freeze to death outside in the snow

I mean unlikely, most people aren’t sociopathic murderers, but it could’ve been worse is all I’m saying
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I'll take "Things that didnt happen" for $500.00, Alex...
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post 10000025188 01-26-2026, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted By AnabolicMind⏩
I'll take "Things that didnt happen" for $500.00, Alex...
you owe me $500


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