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post 10000039654 02-05-2026, 02:06 PM
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SUI*CIDED by deep fryer! [PA]

Misc has come up with several terms to KYS like "Home depot" etc. Now add Olive Garden to the Miix...





An Olive Garden cook has died after he dunked his own head into a searing hot deep fryer — as his co-workers frantically tried to thwart his gruesome suicide, authorities said.The employee, who hasn’t been identified, stripped his clothes off and thrust his face into the fryer at the chain’s restaurant in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, last Friday afternoon, the Smoking Gun reported.“A male victim went head first into the fryers,” dispatchers could be heard saying in grim 911 audio.
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post 10000039660 02-05-2026, 02:11 PM
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Brutal . Even more brutal are the comments

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post 10000039663 02-05-2026, 02:12 PM
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I think Charlie’s death opened Lucifer’s cage, and we’re all in the apocalypse
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post 10000039666 02-05-2026, 02:15 PM
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Jesus.....
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post 10000039667 02-05-2026, 02:15 PM
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post 10000039668 02-05-2026, 02:16 PM
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Twitter response:
He he went up to the big kitchen in the sky, cook Valhalla
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post 10000039671 02-05-2026, 02:18 PM
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I know it's been below freezing for 2 weeks or so Fellow Pa'ers. That's no reason to fry your head or KYS...pls seek help immedately.
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post 10000039672 02-05-2026, 02:18 PM
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brutal
post 10000039678 02-05-2026, 02:23 PM
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That’s insane
post 10000039687 02-05-2026, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩

Would prob taste better than regular Arby's
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post 10000039688 02-05-2026, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I know it's been below freezing for 2 weeks or so Fellow Pa'ers. That's no reason to fry your head or KYS...pls seek help immedately.
something in the water up there
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post 10000039692 02-05-2026, 02:28 PM
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User name?
post 10000039696 02-05-2026, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Thebigzub⏩
User name?
GreasyGuy218
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post 10000039700 02-05-2026, 02:32 PM
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post 10000039703 02-05-2026, 02:33 PM
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post 10000039770 02-05-2026, 03:03 PM
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Not an inappropriate action if you work as a cook at Olive Garden
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post 10000039776 02-05-2026, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
...stripped his clothes off and thrust his face into the fryer...
ok I get the suicide bit, but why did he drop trou first? We need an explanation.
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post 10000039787 02-05-2026, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaster⏩
ok I get the suicide bit, but why did he drop trou first? We need an explanation.
Was probably Getter_done
post 10000039789 02-05-2026, 03:09 PM
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First 48 or one of those shows talked about a murder case where some guy was beat to death brutally. They thought it was this one guy that hired the hit on him but turned out he hired a hitman instructing him to beat him to death trying to frame that guy. Wild AF.
post 10000039795 02-05-2026, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaster⏩
ok I get the suicide bit, but why did he drop trou first? We need an explanation.
He didn't want to get grease stains on his clothes im assuming? Shits hard to get out
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post 10000039801 02-05-2026, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
He didn't want to get grease stains on his clothes im assuming? Shits hard to get out
yeah fair point. Might do my next oil change in the buff to save washing my work clothes.
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post 10000039808 02-05-2026, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaster⏩
ok I get the suicide bit, but why did he drop trou first? We need an explanation.
one final fap
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 10000040255 02-05-2026, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH⏩
one final fap
Going out like a fkn bawse
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post 10000040256 02-05-2026, 09:10 PM
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Rich, you ever been to Williamsport? One of the most depressing cities (if you can call it that) that I’ve been to. He should’ve just moved tho.
post 10000040266 02-05-2026, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Rich, you ever been to Williamsport? One of the most depressing cities (if you can call it that) that I’ve been to. He should’ve just moved tho.
Ya, its bad. Little league world series tho :)
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post 10000040623 02-06-2026, 07:33 AM
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At least he gave himself a man's death, some legit 'Game of Thrones' level shit. None of that taking pills in your bedroom type shit, like a woman.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 10000040658 02-06-2026, 07:59 AM
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did he died?
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