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post 10000063014 02-22-2026, 09:04 AM
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R.I.P. Bert - The Official Funeral for our Fallen Friend

As many of you boys are aware, our longtime mascot, Bert, was recently removed & replaced. I know this sparked a bit of controversy, but it was something that was long overdue and absolutely viral. In this thread, we all should pay our respects. Share our favorite Bert memes & memories. Pay tribute to a mascot who served the forum for close to two decades. Let's honor our friend one final time before laying him to rest...




R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063027 02-22-2026, 09:17 AM
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post 10000063033 02-22-2026, 09:33 AM
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Long live our official new mascot clown 🤡 pepe 🐸
Not in the AM
post 10000063076 02-22-2026, 10:49 AM
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Sad to see so few posters paying their respects.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063084 02-22-2026, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Sad to see so few posters paying their respects.
Because Bert hasn’t gone anywhere phaggot
post 10000063100 02-22-2026, 11:09 AM
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Good news everyone. Project Lazarus has revived Bert. The Citadel Council has restored his MISC Mascot status.
post 10000063101 02-22-2026, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan⏩
Because Bert hasn’t gone anywhere phaggot
I know this is hard for you. I understand and validate your feelings.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063575 02-22-2026, 06:07 PM
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Strong lack of support for Bert. Clearly the right choice was made.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063580 02-22-2026, 06:13 PM
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post 10000063627 02-22-2026, 07:00 PM
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post 10000063634 02-22-2026, 07:05 PM
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Did allpaj33t really fuk this up too?
post 10000063644 02-22-2026, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
Did allpaj33t really fuk this up too?
No, Bert is going nowhere
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post 10000063649 02-22-2026, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
No, Bert is going nowhere
He's already gone, Petesky.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063655 02-22-2026, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
He's already gone, Petesky.
Incorrect
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post 10000063741 02-22-2026, 08:13 PM
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You're not much different than liberals and jew/globalist trying to destroy America/American traditions.
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Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

Strange hobbies

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post 10000063744 02-22-2026, 08:15 PM
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Bert should have died with newmisc. This isn't newmisc.
post 10000063768 02-22-2026, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
You're not much different than liberals and jew/globalist trying to destroy America/American traditions.
Says the guy defending a gay puppet from a rampantly leftist children show.


Originally Posted By NotSure⏩
Bert should have died with newmisc. This isn't newmisc.
Agreed. It's a new era. And this place will die fairly quickly if the members here are constantly trying to recreate the Misc of years past.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063819 02-22-2026, 09:41 PM
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This thread is just the death throes of a mentally ill homosexual.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000063845 02-22-2026, 10:10 PM
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why are you such a bert hater?
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post 10000063858 02-22-2026, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
why are you such a bert hater?
Because if he can't 'create' and force a new mascot, he isn't relevant enough

Check the post history - lots of questions about labia, itchy/dry scrotums, stupid thoughts about certain movies, forced memes, defending shit takes while calling everyone partner, captain, skipper etc - generally fucking insufferable and best, incredibly punchable at worst
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post 10000063867 02-22-2026, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
why are you such a bert hater?
Nothing about Bert represents the forum, partner. Out of context, it makes this look like a place for homosexual pedophiles. I'm also one of the few who seems to remember how hard the Bertstare was spammed by a bunch of no-names back in '08 or so. That's the only reason why it's even relevant now. I also recall how many members were sick of it back then.

Most Bert-lovers on here only like him simply because they feel that they're supposed to. It's the hive mind.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063870 02-22-2026, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Because if he can't 'create' and force a new mascot, he isn't relevant enough

Check the post history - lots of questions about labia, itchy/dry scrotums, stupid thoughts about certain movies, forced memes, defending shit takes while calling everyone partner, captain, skipper etc - generally fucking insufferable and best, incredibly punchable at worst
I had an idea for moisturizer made specifically for scrotal skin. Is that something you think you'd buy?
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063874 02-22-2026, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
This thread is just the death throes of a mentally ill homosexual.
Didn't you just say that you don't believe anyone on this forum is actually mentally ill? Even though that's one of your four main insults? (Homosexual, mentally ill, incel & poor)
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000063876 02-22-2026, 10:56 PM
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Another fail thread by DonVonCuck
post 10000063877 02-22-2026, 10:57 PM
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post 10000063915 02-23-2026, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Didn't you just say that you don't believe anyone on this forum is actually mentally ill? Even though that's one of your four main insults? (Homosexual, mentally ill, incel & poor)
I believe he's describing you with all four of those insults
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post 10000063921 02-23-2026, 12:11 AM
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Delete this
post 10000064029 02-23-2026, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Didn't you just say that you don't believe anyone on this forum is actually mentally ill? Even though that's one of your four main insults? (Homosexual, mentally ill, incel & poor)
Clearly I was wrong about you.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000064070 02-23-2026, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
This Bert conflict could potentially tear this forum apart. Surely we can all live in harmony together?
Indeed. This could result in a nWo/Wolfpack type of split. I'd really like to avoid that, fellas. So the Misc needs to come together and unify under the image of Officer Ronnie Coleman. It's the only way.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000066210 02-24-2026, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Indeed. This could result in a nWo/Wolfpack type of split. I'd really like to avoid that, fellas. So the Misc needs to come together and unify under the image of Officer Ronnie Coleman. It's the only way.
Fuck off, a hostile takeover is not the way when you get half as many votes for your retard mascot contest as a flat no got for changing from Bert
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