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post 10000076906 03-05-2026, 08:55 AM
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How much would you have to get paid to join the U.S. military now

You are guaranteed a 6 month deployment in the range of Iranian drones and missiles.
post 10000076936 03-05-2026, 09:36 AM
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Or you can stay here where there's mass shootings and people being stabbed by random nutjobs allowed to roam the street.

There's danger no matter what life you choose.
post 10000076941 03-05-2026, 09:42 AM
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Bout 3,500
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post 10000076946 03-05-2026, 09:50 AM
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For most of human history it was a prideful thing to be a warrior. Now you're all a bunch of pussies
post 10000076948 03-05-2026, 09:52 AM
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Usd or sheckels?
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
For most of human history it was a prideful thing to be a warrior. Now you're all a bunch of pussies
Go enlist and die for israel then...

Oh i forgot youre a fat middle aged baldcel
post 10000076954 03-05-2026, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Go enlist and die for israel then...

Oh i forgot youre a fat middle aged baldcel
He's all talk. Keyboard warrior
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post 10000076964 03-05-2026, 10:02 AM
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6 posts in and not one serious answer to the question in the OP.
post 10000076966 03-05-2026, 10:02 AM
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post 10000076969 03-05-2026, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
For most of human history it was a prideful thing to be a warrior. Now you're all a bunch of pussies
Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Go enlist and die for israel then...

Oh i forgot youre a fat middle aged baldcel
rekt'd
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post 10000076970 03-05-2026, 10:04 AM
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post 10000076972 03-05-2026, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
He's all talk. Keyboard warrior
And what does that make you? Wahhh war wahhh my vagina hurts!! Get your T levels checked
post 10000076973 03-05-2026, 10:05 AM
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Whatever happened to that guy who used to post "I would die for Israel" over and over on OG misc?

I dont remember his user name.


Nows his chance
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post 10000076988 03-05-2026, 10:20 AM
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$150,000 per 6 month deployment with Nancy Pelosi quality insider stock trades.
post 10000076990 03-05-2026, 10:21 AM
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100k+ at least
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post 10000076993 03-05-2026, 10:21 AM
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About $350

Also depends on what I'm doing. Such as, they put me on the USS Ford to unclog toilets all day, I'll pass. Oh, and when you go in the military, that very well can happen. You learn real quick not to be too good at a job you don't want, no matter how easy it is.

In the military, you learn how to balance between being good enough not to get in trouble but bad enough that they assign someone else next time. It's a very valuable skill you learn in the military that transfers to the civilian world.
post 10000077008 03-05-2026, 10:29 AM
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Bout tree fiddy.

But let's get serious OB is essentially Over 50 misc...so no one will be able to anyways.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 10000077017 03-05-2026, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH⏩
Bout tree fiddy.

But let's get serious OB is essentially Over 50 misc...so no one will be able to anyways.
Fucking boomer, don't age me 11 years. lucky i don't neg you for that "No Ketchup Crew" super ded fkn srs
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post 10000077026 03-05-2026, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Fucking boomer, don't age me 11 years. lucky i don't neg you for that "No Ketchup Crew" super ded fkn srs
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cook? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gravy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Chipotle, and I have over 300 confirmed cooked eggs. I am trained in hot sauce warfare and I’m the top saucer in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this kitchen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chef. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of line cooks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, boyo. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “ketchup”. Your ketchup is donezo, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can put sauce on breakfast in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in not using ketchup, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Soup Kitchen and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ketchup off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn ketchup enjoyer. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking sauced, kiddo.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 10000077042 03-05-2026, 10:59 AM
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Just the basic pay and im in. I dont give a fuk
I was on my way to the foreign legion. Id much rather serve for the US
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post 10000077045 03-05-2026, 11:01 AM
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post 10000077056 03-05-2026, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
And what does that make you? Wahhh war wahhh my vagina hurts!! Get your T levels checked
I don't threaten people on here and have a try hard avi. You clown
Not in the AM
post 10000077073 03-05-2026, 11:36 AM
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post 10000077089 03-05-2026, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
For most of human history it was a prideful thing to be a warrior. Now you're all a bunch of pussies
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post 10000077094 03-05-2026, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
I don't threaten people on here and have a try hard avi. You clown
post 10000077099 03-05-2026, 11:47 AM
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Whatever an E1 was paid in 2006, that's what I was paid to join the army. I'd do it for 06 pay today.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000077118 03-05-2026, 11:57 AM
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Btw - didn't OP claim to be a 03 pilot in the military?
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post 10000077201 03-05-2026, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Btw - didn't OP claim to be a 03 pilot in the military?
There is no 03 aviation MOS.

Also no. Dying for Israel is gay af.
post 10000077205 03-05-2026, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan⏩
There is no 03 aviation MOS.

Also no. Dying for Israel is gay af.
03 is the rank. He means O3.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000077207 03-05-2026, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan⏩
There is no 03 aviation MOS.

Also no. Dying for Israel is gay af.
I don't what his MOS was but he claimed to be an 03 and that he he was a pilot of some sort. So he's a military officer who flies planes, impregnates lesbians through sperm donations or direct coitus, and also is a Miscer
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