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03-05-2026, 01:02 PM
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- nothingshocking
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Instant Left Swipe
So, for the boys on online dating apps, what are your criteria for an instant swipe left? I realized I have so many they are subconscious at this point.
No:
Tats on or under your tits
Tats on neck
Tats on thighs
facial piercings other than a nostril
Lawyers
Flight Attendands
G string bikini
Underboob showing in pics
Pics in underwear
Pics without clothes on with her hair of hands covering her tits
Over 2000 followers on IG
Anyone who wants a man who didn't vote for Trump (I didn't vote, but if that's your dating criteria, fuck off)
Listing your social justice causes
Travel junkies especially solo travel
fatties
women looking for "providers"
travel mode
No:
Tats on or under your tits
Tats on neck
Tats on thighs
facial piercings other than a nostril
Lawyers
Flight Attendands
G string bikini
Underboob showing in pics
Pics in underwear
Pics without clothes on with her hair of hands covering her tits
Over 2000 followers on IG
Anyone who wants a man who didn't vote for Trump (I didn't vote, but if that's your dating criteria, fuck off)
Listing your social justice causes
Travel junkies especially solo travel
fatties
women looking for "providers"
travel mode
03-05-2026, 01:06 PM
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- anonkunbrah
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obese
03-05-2026, 01:07 PM
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- GuineaDago585
- Bert McGirt
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- GuineaDago585
- Bert McGirt
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Add nurses to that list OP
03-05-2026, 01:12 PM
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03-05-2026, 01:13 PM
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03-05-2026, 01:14 PM
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#6
- piramparam
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- piramparam
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Lmao op. Beggars cant be choosers cut the shit
You would fuk a ladder if you could catch one.
You would fuk a ladder if you could catch one.
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03-05-2026, 01:22 PM
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03-05-2026, 01:41 PM
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#8
03-05-2026, 01:53 PM
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03-05-2026, 02:29 PM
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#10
- FarmersSon
- Old but not ancient
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- FarmersSon
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Originally Posted By Silence3⏩
Wish he'd take you up on your offer to meet him (IIRC you offered a few years ago) so one of the great misc mysteries could finally be solved.
I actually meet all your standards op
MFC
03-05-2026, 02:56 PM
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- nothingshocking
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Originally Posted By FarmersSon⏩
I'll do it anytime, for real. I've offered to vouch she is a real female whenever she wants to meet.
Wish he'd take you up on your offer to meet him (IIRC you offered a few years ago) so one of the great misc mysteries could finally be solved.
03-05-2026, 03:01 PM
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- WoofieNugget
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Any visible tats, especially full sleeves or anything around their neck.
Any piercings besides ears or nipples.
Most pictures from the neck up or even boobs up because you know she's fat.
Anyone who puts their pronouns on their profile.
Any sort of social justice warrior job.
Any pics with a bunch of obviously gay friends or any LGBT flags visible.
I also don't want to date black women, asians or indian women unless they are exceptionally hot.
Any piercings besides ears or nipples.
Most pictures from the neck up or even boobs up because you know she's fat.
Anyone who puts their pronouns on their profile.
Any sort of social justice warrior job.
Any pics with a bunch of obviously gay friends or any LGBT flags visible.
I also don't want to date black women, asians or indian women unless they are exceptionally hot.
03-05-2026, 03:05 PM
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- MustardTiger17
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Originally Posted By Silence3⏩
Yeah but you're almost 60
I actually meet all your standards op
Hopefully it is ok with an age gap
Not in the AM
03-05-2026, 03:13 PM
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#14
- FarmersSon
- Old but not ancient
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- FarmersSon
- Old but not ancient
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Oh really?
I'll do it anytime, for real. I've offered to vouch she is a real female whenever she wants to meet.
I thought she suggested it years ago and you declined. Can't remember why though. Maybe because you thought she was crazy? Memory could be off, only reason I can remember breakfast is because I eat the same thing every day.
Anyway, back on topic. I got married before online dating was big, but tats, smoking, and liberal would have been immediate disqualifiers.
MFC
03-05-2026, 03:25 PM
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03-05-2026, 03:28 PM
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- MajorTendonitis
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You missed strippers , hair dressers and horse girls .
Back with my Fam
03-05-2026, 03:33 PM
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- AWillis
- Social Media Influencer
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- AWillis
- Social Media Influencer
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non-Christian
over 30
not a homebody
doesn't want children
single moms
"educated" - masters/phd
every photo in a restuarant/bar/holiday
multiple cats/dogs
liberal/democrat
any photos at a protest
seeking a "generous" man
wearing designer clothes, different bags (Chanel) in every pic, Gucci/LV belts etc
vapers/smokers
over 30
not a homebody
doesn't want children
single moms
"educated" - masters/phd
every photo in a restuarant/bar/holiday
multiple cats/dogs
liberal/democrat
any photos at a protest
seeking a "generous" man
wearing designer clothes, different bags (Chanel) in every pic, Gucci/LV belts etc
vapers/smokers
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srs
03-05-2026, 04:24 PM
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- LargePeter
- Fuck off, Lahey!
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- LargePeter
- Fuck off, Lahey!
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Depends on the purpose of being on the app
Just to bang:
- Fat
- Vegan
- Masculinised features (unless she lifts and is using gear)
Dating (for fun times, not for long term):
- All the above
- Has kids living with her
- Looking for a provider
- Wild child phase done and settling down (aka boring as fuck, won't put out much)
- Career focused (aka emotionally unavailable if you have to make this point clear - you can have a career and still make time)
- OF if you can't put on a mask and participate (paid to cheat guilt free)
- OF but expects you to be monogamous (justifies her cheating because it's for money)
- Escort/stripper (see above unless she puts that career choice on hold while you date)
Long term partner (LMAO at using apps for this):
- All the above
- Wanting financial support
- Militant left wing and openly discusses
- Doesn't keep fit
- Has 'fur babies'
- I know what I'm worth
- Has OF
Just to bang:
- Fat
- Vegan
- Masculinised features (unless she lifts and is using gear)
Dating (for fun times, not for long term):
- All the above
- Has kids living with her
- Looking for a provider
- Wild child phase done and settling down (aka boring as fuck, won't put out much)
- Career focused (aka emotionally unavailable if you have to make this point clear - you can have a career and still make time)
- OF if you can't put on a mask and participate (paid to cheat guilt free)
- OF but expects you to be monogamous (justifies her cheating because it's for money)
- Escort/stripper (see above unless she puts that career choice on hold while you date)
Long term partner (LMAO at using apps for this):
- All the above
- Wanting financial support
- Militant left wing and openly discusses
- Doesn't keep fit
- Has 'fur babies'
- I know what I'm worth
- Has OF
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03-05-2026, 04:36 PM
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- nothingshocking
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Originally Posted By Silence3⏩
works for me
Okay we can meet next time I’m in your city. I will look good but I have to warn you I am super awkward irl.
03-05-2026, 04:37 PM
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- monster0ultra
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
This guy wrote this long list while his own list describing himself is:
Depends on the purpose of being on the app
Just to bang:
- Fat
- Vegan
- Masculinised features (unless she lifts and is using gear)
Dating (for fun times, not for long term):
- All the above
- Has kids living with her
- Looking for a provider
- Wild child phase done and settling down (aka boring as fuck, won't put out much)
- Career focused (aka emotionally unavailable if you have to make this point clear - you can have a career and still make time)
- OF if you can't put on a mask and participate (paid to cheat guilt free)
- OF but expects you to be monogamous (justifies her cheating because it's for money)
- Escort/stripper (see above unless she puts that career choice on hold while you date)
Long term partner (LMAO at using apps for this):
- All the above
- Wanting financial support
- Militant left wing and openly discusses
- Doesn't keep fit
- Has 'fur babies'
- I know what I'm worth
- Has OF
Just to bang:
- Fat
- Vegan
- Masculinised features (unless she lifts and is using gear)
Dating (for fun times, not for long term):
- All the above
- Has kids living with her
- Looking for a provider
- Wild child phase done and settling down (aka boring as fuck, won't put out much)
- Career focused (aka emotionally unavailable if you have to make this point clear - you can have a career and still make time)
- OF if you can't put on a mask and participate (paid to cheat guilt free)
- OF but expects you to be monogamous (justifies her cheating because it's for money)
- Escort/stripper (see above unless she puts that career choice on hold while you date)
Long term partner (LMAO at using apps for this):
- All the above
- Wanting financial support
- Militant left wing and openly discusses
- Doesn't keep fit
- Has 'fur babies'
- I know what I'm worth
- Has OF
-Bald
-Fat
-5'7
LOL
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
03-05-2026, 04:47 PM
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- LargePeter
- Fuck off, Lahey!
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- LargePeter
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
None of that is true, yet you openly admitted to driving 200mi to pay a hooker for sex who bashed you, robbed you, you had to sleep in a hotel lobby for the night then call your mother the next morning to make a 400mi round trip to collect your stupid ass from said hotel
This guy wrote this long list while his own list describing himself is:
-Bald
-Fat
-5'7
LOL
-Bald
-Fat
-5'7
LOL
She must be so proud - most Asian parents expect their kids to be doctors or scientists or business executives and instead yours got a whoremonger who can't fight
It's like you and Terry are incel cousins
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03-05-2026, 04:53 PM
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- monster0ultra
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Everyone saw the interaction between you and dingle on new misc and how everything that was listed about you was clearly true. Notice how not a single person comes to your defense to correct the record when little pete type stuff gets posted.
None of that is true, yet you openly admitted to driving 200mi to pay a hooker for sex who bashed you, robbed you, you had to sleep in a hotel lobby for the night then call your mother the next morning to make a 400mi round trip to collect your stupid ass from said hotel
She must be so proud - most Asian parents expect their kids to be doctors or scientists or business executives and instead yours got a whoremonger who can't fight
It's like you and Terry are incel cousins
She must be so proud - most Asian parents expect their kids to be doctors or scientists or business executives and instead yours got a whoremonger who can't fight
It's like you and Terry are incel cousins
There's 50 people left here and every single one of them knows that the list of subhuman traits about you is true so IDK why you keep trying to deny something that well documented, then try to make stuff up about me.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
03-05-2026, 05:12 PM
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- r32gojirra
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- r32gojirra
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Any sloot with low enough SMV to have to resort to online dating is an instant “no”
03-05-2026, 05:14 PM
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What happened to your gf?
Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
Not necessarily to the bolded. I've been all over the Caribbean, Bermuda, Hawaii, Alaska thanks to my mom liking cruising and taking me and my sister.
- "Career" women
- Fat
- Pictures in exotic locales (= she got pooped on by an oil sheik/prince/sultan, or got dicked down by 3rd world locals)
- excessive tattoos
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- Fat
- Pictures in exotic locales (= she got pooped on by an oil sheik/prince/sultan, or got dicked down by 3rd world locals)
- excessive tattoos
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Originally Posted By Silence3⏩
Yeah but he's over 25
I actually meet all your standards op
~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~
03-05-2026, 05:26 PM
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- LargePeter
- Fuck off, Lahey!
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- LargePeter
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
No one comes to your defence either, retard - you keep getting negged and clowned on lmao
Everyone saw the interaction between you and dingle on new misc and how everything that was listed about you was clearly true. Notice how not a single person comes to your defense to correct the record when little pete type stuff gets posted.
There's 50 people left here and every single one of them knows that the list of subhuman traits about you is true so IDK why you keep trying to deny something that well documented, then try to make stuff up about me.
There's 50 people left here and every single one of them knows that the list of subhuman traits about you is true so IDK why you keep trying to deny something that well documented, then try to make stuff up about me.
The sum total of the interaction was a result of me going after dingle for months on OG Misc for starting new threads to explain what happened in old threads. When I got appointed mod on NewMisc and infracted him for something his reaction was to produce a couple of screenshots regarding height - I've been measured between 176cm and 178cm depending on the equipment (Body scanners, DEXA scanning equipment, pre surgery height and weight stats etc) and the time of day.
There was once where a miscalculation I made brought up 5'8" which I had posted in the past, which suddenly resulted in me being 5'7", fat and bald for some reason. Then it got repeated ad nauseum just like Goebbels, who had his point proven by yourself that if you repeat a lie often enough simple minded retards will believe it.
I am not on record claiming anything dingle said, because it's not true. You, however, started a thread about the hooker and deleted it to save face.
Both of you have demanded picture proof of who and what I am, but refuse to post anything of yourselves lmao
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