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03-07-2026, 07:11 PM
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- IslandPapi
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cope
Banging Twinks Since 2016
03-07-2026, 07:14 PM
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I’m sure there still lots of prime teenage sloots you could be smashing right now OP
Back with my Fam
03-07-2026, 07:14 PM
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03-07-2026, 07:21 PM
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I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend
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03-07-2026, 07:22 PM
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- Godfrd824
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If you're paying for it, you can't call it a body count. You're still a virgin.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-07-2026, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
TFW you think this is a solid defense but really just exposes you've been on here for almost 2 decades
Join Date: Jul 2008
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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03-07-2026, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
Basically this
You do it again
03-07-2026, 08:50 PM
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Thought you were a virgin
03-07-2026, 10:23 PM
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Triple digit body count isn't really a flex, even for men that's a bit much indicating some kind of underlying mental issue.
03-07-2026, 10:29 PM
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03-07-2026, 11:04 PM
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Since you've beaten the game you have access to cheat codes and "God mode" (i.e. be a woman mode). Here's the plan of attack for your speed run as a woman this time.
1. Home owner - marry a rich guy, or a guy who just had the financial sense and patience to invest for 10-15 years instead of blowing it all on "live, love, laugh" travelling. Then divorce rape him.
2. Triple digit body count - just exist. Remember, you're a woman this time around.
3. Abs - admittedly the hardest part this time since no one can do this for you, and you can't just ride the coat tails of a more accomplished person. Develop the ability to not constantly shove ice cream, fried chicken, pizza etc into your mouth. Realise that you have no reason to be in caloric surplus constantly since as a woman you don't need to build strength or muscle.
1. Home owner - marry a rich guy, or a guy who just had the financial sense and patience to invest for 10-15 years instead of blowing it all on "live, love, laugh" travelling. Then divorce rape him.
2. Triple digit body count - just exist. Remember, you're a woman this time around.
3. Abs - admittedly the hardest part this time since no one can do this for you, and you can't just ride the coat tails of a more accomplished person. Develop the ability to not constantly shove ice cream, fried chicken, pizza etc into your mouth. Realise that you have no reason to be in caloric surplus constantly since as a woman you don't need to build strength or muscle.
03-07-2026, 11:15 PM
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03-07-2026, 11:49 PM
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- ExPatriot
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Originally Posted By Pon_Pon⏩
You are larping alt who should have been banned immediately so you have no business talking shit to anyone...JFL
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03-08-2026, 03:11 PM
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- butatwhatcost
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How many matches do you have on hinge?
03-08-2026, 03:28 PM
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try men
03-08-2026, 03:49 PM
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- AWillis
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- AWillis
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why dont you ask john vee to move in and help him get into shape and shredded? then you'll have a wingman to get some free pooce
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03-08-2026, 04:04 PM
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itt: op misunderstands what “triple digit body count” means, it is not finally getting your weight over 99 pounds
03-08-2026, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
itt: op misunderstands what “triple digit body count” means, it is not finally getting your weight over 99 pounds

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