this one

I'd wonder how I ended up in Mumbai

shove a spoon up their ass
no homer simpson

'I will rape you if I get the chance'

"U aware" seems like the only logical answer

This happened to me once. Went to a party last night, me and my mates on a table of 8 but there only 6 of us so this random guy gets put on our table.

Anyway, some of you may be aware of the incident I had with hot dentist, and im retelling this story to my friends.so I assume this random guy had read it.

All of a sudden this guys like “YOU AWARE BRAH??? YOU FURRRRKING AWARE??” seriously his eyes popping out his head you’d think he’d won the lottery or something everyone on table in silence just Bert staring me and him


Guy was so awkward, and unreal hyped up think most likely on drugs (srs), he basically followed me round whole night saying such things as….

“hey brah lets tell people my names zyzz and yours is chestbrah”
If I was talking to a chick he’d slide up behind me and whisper “repped”
“hey man lets go on the dance floor and do the zyzz pose”
“hey ladies this guy rustling your jimmes?”
"Whose your fave member of aesthetics crew?"

Thought id lost him , was taking slash in toilet, chatting to one my mates about a house im thinking of renting and from inside the cubicle I hear “ I can confirm, I am house”

Im all for a laugh but mate you need to tone it down, you cockblocked me about 200 times, every third word out this guy’s mouth was some sort of meme or reference to the misc, you need to get a real life pal


cliffs
-guy is aware
-wont stop using misc lingo
-weird as fuark
-cock blocks me with constant misc memes

I had the yellow one.. In my city the only miscers were DoItBig191 and Me.


does anyones till have that stencil or a image of it

i had the blue one, still got it somewhere

I'd do a 360 and walk away

id hook that incel right in the gabber

Sneak from the back + chloroform rag + drag behind a bush + rape.

That particular one? I’d ask them about their thoughts on bussies

Y-y-y-you t-t-to?

I would probably walk up with a huge smile on my face and say “U aware brah?”

Then I’d extend my hand for a handshake/hug and offer to buy him a drink or protein shake and exchange war stories with my misc brother.

Doubt it will ever happen though. I used to see this guy with a Bodybuilding.com T-shirt at my old gym and wondered if he could’ve been a miscer, but then I realized they used to give away free merch with supp orders, so it was unlikely. We’re too niche in 2026, I’d be shocked if there’s ever another misc meetup.

Yeah i seen a couple people IRL with BB.com shirts but like you said they use to give those away for free when you bought like 35 dollars worth of shit.

I'd wonder how I ended up in new Delhi