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03-09-2026, 11:24 AM
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03-09-2026, 11:35 AM
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Couple years ago bought a 40 Gallon Fish Tank. Drove to the guys house, paid him in cash. put it in my car and left.
Last year sold a pool table. Had the guy come to my shop and look at the pool table, he liked it, paid me in cash and he loaded it into his van and left.
even further back when my niece was around 4 years old she was obsessed with this one doll(the head had fallen off and there was no real way of repairing it) but it wasn't being made anymore and it was pretty popular at the time, so it was almost impossible to find.. found a lady selling one in like new condition. She said to meet up in a public place(outside a shopping center) went with my mother because she was the only female available at the time. Paid the lady got my doll
Outside of that the usual someone asking if an item is still available and never replying when you say yeah or someone agreeing to meet up and never following through
Last year sold a pool table. Had the guy come to my shop and look at the pool table, he liked it, paid me in cash and he loaded it into his van and left.
even further back when my niece was around 4 years old she was obsessed with this one doll(the head had fallen off and there was no real way of repairing it) but it wasn't being made anymore and it was pretty popular at the time, so it was almost impossible to find.. found a lady selling one in like new condition. She said to meet up in a public place(outside a shopping center) went with my mother because she was the only female available at the time. Paid the lady got my doll
Outside of that the usual someone asking if an item is still available and never replying when you say yeah or someone agreeing to meet up and never following through
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03-09-2026, 12:19 PM
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I'm surprised at the horror stories. I've had nothing but great experiences with it.
I usually list something and get it sold in the same day. Maybe the reason I have good experiences though is because I'm reasonable. If I bought something new for $100, I'm not going to ask for $95 used, I'll ask for say $70 and it moves quick.
I usually list something and get it sold in the same day. Maybe the reason I have good experiences though is because I'm reasonable. If I bought something new for $100, I'm not going to ask for $95 used, I'll ask for say $70 and it moves quick.
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03-09-2026, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
$70 seems high, its usually more like $.50 on the dollar for used. I tried using Marketplace to pick up some stuff for my daughter like a balance bike, and most people wanted like 75%+ of new price. Why would I deal with the unwashed masses to buy from an individual to save $10? For that minimal amount of savings I'm going new.
I'm surprised at the horror stories. I've had nothing but great experiences with it.
I usually list something and get it sold in the same day. Maybe the reason I have good experiences though is because I'm reasonable. If I bought something new for $100, I'm not going to ask for $95 used, I'll ask for say $70 and it moves quick.
I usually list something and get it sold in the same day. Maybe the reason I have good experiences though is because I'm reasonable. If I bought something new for $100, I'm not going to ask for $95 used, I'll ask for say $70 and it moves quick.
Just a few weeks ago I listed a junk car for one of my dad's friends thats in his 70's and doesn't know how to use marketplace for $500. I started the ad off by saying this isn't my car, and I'm just listing it for an old man that can't use marketplace. If you want to buy the car you must call him, don't message me as its not my car.
I've had 20+ people message me about the car, and most of them I politely just say please reread the ad and copy and paste the part saying don't message me you need to call this number. I had one guy message me asking if the car was still for sale, and I responded saying I can't answer that its not my car and the guy selling it might have a deal lined up. If you really want to buy it please call the number so you can get up to date information on the cars status. The person responded to me by saying "$250 cash." I just blocked him.
03-09-2026, 01:07 PM
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This one guy was selling a collection of tall blazers that were perfectly my size, I wanted to buy one and he canceled my order. Thought nothing of it, tried buying another about a month later, canceled and once again no explanation. I'm thinking these suits are going fast, so again think nothing of it.
Then another month or so later, I try buying another blazer from him and he just messages me a monkey emoji and cancels the order again before blocking me lmfao
Then another month or so later, I try buying another blazer from him and he just messages me a monkey emoji and cancels the order again before blocking me lmfao
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03-09-2026, 01:25 PM
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Bought baby blue carhartt sweatpants on FB marketplace and co workers are making fun of me
03-09-2026, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By CocoaButterMage⏩
there are some real fucking weirdos on there
This one guy was selling a collection of tall blazers that were perfectly my size, I wanted to buy one and he canceled my order. Thought nothing of it, tried buying another about a month later, canceled and once again no explanation. I'm thinking these suits are going fast, so again think nothing of it.
Then another month or so later, I try buying another blazer from him and he just messages me a monkey emoji and cancels the order again before blocking me lmfao
Then another month or so later, I try buying another blazer from him and he just messages me a monkey emoji and cancels the order again before blocking me lmfao
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03-09-2026, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By CocoaButterMage⏩
God damn that's brootal lmao
This one guy was selling a collection of tall blazers that were perfectly my size, I wanted to buy one and he canceled my order. Thought nothing of it, tried buying another about a month later, canceled and once again no explanation. I'm thinking these suits are going fast, so again think nothing of it.
Then another month or so later, I try buying another blazer from him and he just messages me a monkey emoji and cancels the order again before blocking me lmfao
Then another month or so later, I try buying another blazer from him and he just messages me a monkey emoji and cancels the order again before blocking me lmfao
03-09-2026, 01:34 PM
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I've tried selling stuff on there, got frustrated, and decided to just throw it in the trash instead. People want to fucking haggle for $20, and I would rather just throw it in the trash than waste my time. I sent one guy pics of my coffee table that I smashed with a sledgehammer and put in my firepit, just to show that I would rather use it for firewood than sell it to a scumbag. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
03-09-2026, 01:41 PM
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I posted a piece of workout equipment for free. Some cheap machine home gym thing my father in law gave us when he moved to Florida. Some guy asked me to hold it until the weekend for him. Ok, no problem. He comes over, plays around with it for 10 min and tells me he isn't sure this is the right piece of equipment for him. Motherfucker, it's free get it the fuck out of here.
03-09-2026, 03:01 PM
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I've only ever put items too large to ship for ebay
Otherwise I either sellon eBay or throw it away if it's not worth much.
That worked for everything except an old rusty grill no responses for 20 bucks then immediate when I made it free
Otherwise I either sellon eBay or throw it away if it's not worth much.
Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I heard people say it's better to sell it for 20 bucks because people will think it's less valuable if it's free
I posted a piece of workout equipment for free. Some cheap machine home gym thing my father in law gave us when he moved to Florida. Some guy asked me to hold it until the weekend for him. Ok, no problem. He comes over, plays around with it for 10 min and tells me he isn't sure this is the right piece of equipment for him. Motherfucker, it's free get it the fuck out of here.
That worked for everything except an old rusty grill no responses for 20 bucks then immediate when I made it free
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03-09-2026, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
rofl hilarious
I've tried selling stuff on there, got frustrated, and decided to just throw it in the trash instead. People want to fucking haggle for $20, and I would rather just throw it in the trash than waste my time. I sent one guy pics of my coffee table that I smashed with a sledgehammer and put in my firepit, just to show that I would rather use it for firewood than sell it to a scumbag. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
I had a cheap table listed for $20, and people were trying to offer me $10 and shit. I'm not meeting a stranger to get $10. had another person ask me to deliver it... insane what people will ask for over $20.
$50 I think is a good cut off for it being "worth it" vs trashing something
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03-09-2026, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
you were being too nice to begin with. I've blocked a couple people who wouldn't stop haggling
$70 seems high, its usually more like $.50 on the dollar for used. I tried using Marketplace to pick up some stuff for my daughter like a balance bike, and most people wanted like 75%+ of new price. Why would I deal with the unwashed masses to buy from an individual to save $10? For that minimal amount of savings I'm going new.
Just a few weeks ago I listed a junk car for one of my dad's friends thats in his 70's and doesn't know how to use marketplace for $500. I started the ad off by saying this isn't my car, and I'm just listing it for an old man that can't use marketplace. If you want to buy the car you must call him, don't message me as its not my car.
I've had 20+ people message me about the car, and most of them I politely just say please reread the ad and copy and paste the part saying don't message me you need to call this number. I had one guy message me asking if the car was still for sale, and I responded saying I can't answer that its not my car and the guy selling it might have a deal lined up. If you really want to buy it please call the number so you can get up to date information on the cars status. The person responded to me by saying "$250 cash." I just blocked him.
Just a few weeks ago I listed a junk car for one of my dad's friends thats in his 70's and doesn't know how to use marketplace for $500. I started the ad off by saying this isn't my car, and I'm just listing it for an old man that can't use marketplace. If you want to buy the car you must call him, don't message me as its not my car.
I've had 20+ people message me about the car, and most of them I politely just say please reread the ad and copy and paste the part saying don't message me you need to call this number. I had one guy message me asking if the car was still for sale, and I responded saying I can't answer that its not my car and the guy selling it might have a deal lined up. If you really want to buy it please call the number so you can get up to date information on the cars status. The person responded to me by saying "$250 cash." I just blocked him.
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03-09-2026, 03:37 PM
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- Jaydubs
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More of the craigslist side, but I've sold on Craigslist and it's more trouble than it's worth. It's not even the low ballers which are annoying but those who seem serious and waste your time and energy. Even those who buy can do this to the point it wasn't really worth it. The worse is you are selling something old, like an old car, and they come over and start pointing out stupid things like wear and tear items or things that really don't matter trying to haggle it down to nothing.
Trying to buy a car. They are selling a vehicle that needs repairs. They are selling for almost as much as what the running one is, and they say "well a transmission is about $3500 so I'm selling it for $3500 under the book value". Yeah, but what about the labor and all the other factors that goes into that? Plus, it doesn't move, so I can't test the rest of the vehicle. If they knew I am a mechanic so they figure I have some quick fix so they refuse to come down on price.
When I was a teenager, friend's parents selling a washer and dryer and put it in the newspaper. This lady came over and did her laundry and said she was going to the bank to get the money and never showed back up.
Trying to buy a car. They are selling a vehicle that needs repairs. They are selling for almost as much as what the running one is, and they say "well a transmission is about $3500 so I'm selling it for $3500 under the book value". Yeah, but what about the labor and all the other factors that goes into that? Plus, it doesn't move, so I can't test the rest of the vehicle. If they knew I am a mechanic so they figure I have some quick fix so they refuse to come down on price.
Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
He got his workout in and skipped out.
I posted a piece of workout equipment for free. Some cheap machine home gym thing my father in law gave us when he moved to Florida. Some guy asked me to hold it until the weekend for him. Ok, no problem. He comes over, plays around with it for 10 min and tells me he isn't sure this is the right piece of equipment for him. Motherfucker, it's free get it the fuck out of here.
When I was a teenager, friend's parents selling a washer and dryer and put it in the newspaper. This lady came over and did her laundry and said she was going to the bank to get the money and never showed back up.
03-09-2026, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaydubs⏩
you're spot on about the time. if someone would start a business you can just take your marketplace items to and get 40% of the value, I'd do that just to save the time... pawn shop but they're going to give you nothing if they will accept it at all. But if there was someone who specialized in it and just saved the time....
More of the craigslist side, but I've sold on Craigslist and it's more trouble than it's worth. It's not even the low ballers which are annoying but those who seem serious and waste your time and energy. Even those who buy can do this to the point it wasn't really worth it. The worse is you are selling something old, like an old car, and they come over and start pointing out stupid things like wear and tear items or things that really don't matter trying to haggle it down to nothing.
Trying to buy a car. They are selling a vehicle that needs repairs. They are selling for almost as much as what the running one is, and they say "well a transmission is about $3500 so I'm selling it for $3500 under the book value". Yeah, but what about the labor and all the other factors that goes into that? Plus, it doesn't move, so I can't test the rest of the vehicle. If they knew I am a mechanic so they figure I have some quick fix so they refuse to come down on price.
He got his workout in and skipped out.
When I was a teenager, friend's parents selling a washer and dryer and put it in the newspaper. This lady came over and did her laundry and said she was going to the bank to get the money and never showed back up.
Trying to buy a car. They are selling a vehicle that needs repairs. They are selling for almost as much as what the running one is, and they say "well a transmission is about $3500 so I'm selling it for $3500 under the book value". Yeah, but what about the labor and all the other factors that goes into that? Plus, it doesn't move, so I can't test the rest of the vehicle. If they knew I am a mechanic so they figure I have some quick fix so they refuse to come down on price.
He got his workout in and skipped out.
When I was a teenager, friend's parents selling a washer and dryer and put it in the newspaper. This lady came over and did her laundry and said she was going to the bank to get the money and never showed back up.
what's shitty about cars is I dont think car dealers are much better. buying used is such a crapshoot if you aren't mechanically inclined. Buying new is the way to go now imo. you can get a PPI but then you get into time wasting issues again with driving all over the place getting PPIs on cars and missing them because you didn't buy immediately end up getting 8 PPIs.
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03-09-2026, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
Yep it’s literally only worthwhile to get rid of stuff you can’t be arsed hauling to the dump, put a nominal price on it, then let people haggle so they think they’re getting a deal, but in reality they’re just saving you the effort of taking it to the dump
rofl hilarious
I had a cheap table listed for $20, and people were trying to offer me $10 and shit. I'm not meeting a stranger to get $10. had another person ask me to deliver it... insane what people will ask for over $20.
$50 I think is a good cut off for it being "worth it" vs trashing something
I had a cheap table listed for $20, and people were trying to offer me $10 and shit. I'm not meeting a stranger to get $10. had another person ask me to deliver it... insane what people will ask for over $20.
$50 I think is a good cut off for it being "worth it" vs trashing something
03-09-2026, 05:30 PM
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- ElMiniRex007
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I use marketplace to sell stuff everyday. I haven’t had any bad stories yet. I also have 5 stars on my review.
03-20-2026, 04:29 AM
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03-20-2026, 09:51 AM
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Had this very old creepy doll that was handed down from my Wife's grandmother or something. I listed it, and trying to be funny I wrote something like "may or may not be haunted, only talks when you're in another room." Just being cheeky and got some laughs. Lady that bought it was LIVID that the doll was not haunted and did not speak, wtf.
There's a specific vehicle I want, guy had one half hour away, every time he responded about the meetup it was like I hadn't been talking to him all along. Finally get to the meetup stage and he sends me this shady address of some health center. I told him that address doesn't really compute, he said "yeah that's where I'll meet you." I said that's it too many red flags bro, I'm out, he's like "yeah the red flag is wanting to know where I live." It sold right away. In retrospect I wish I had grabbed a couple of the black sheep in my circle and went and got it.
I love marketplace, on there wheeling and dealing daily.
There's a specific vehicle I want, guy had one half hour away, every time he responded about the meetup it was like I hadn't been talking to him all along. Finally get to the meetup stage and he sends me this shady address of some health center. I told him that address doesn't really compute, he said "yeah that's where I'll meet you." I said that's it too many red flags bro, I'm out, he's like "yeah the red flag is wanting to know where I live." It sold right away. In retrospect I wish I had grabbed a couple of the black sheep in my circle and went and got it.
I love marketplace, on there wheeling and dealing daily.
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03-20-2026, 09:53 AM
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I've heard so many murders of people trying to steal ps5s down here to attempt it.
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03-20-2026, 10:05 AM
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I tried buying a couch for 5000 dollars
He wanted 1k deposit. Sent the money and he blocked my number and I never heard from him again.
He wanted 1k deposit. Sent the money and he blocked my number and I never heard from him again.
03-20-2026, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Unbelievable
I tried buying a couch for 5000 dollars
He wanted 1k deposit. Sent the money and he blocked my number and I never heard from him again.
He wanted 1k deposit. Sent the money and he blocked my number and I never heard from him again.
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03-20-2026, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
No way you did that. If you did you weren't robbed you gave the money away for free
I tried buying a couch for 5000 dollars
He wanted 1k deposit. Sent the money and he blocked my number and I never heard from him again.
He wanted 1k deposit. Sent the money and he blocked my number and I never heard from him again.
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03-20-2026, 12:14 PM
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I saw a 1970 Chevelle SS 396 project on marketplace. Supposedly had the build sheet with it. Original engine too. Lots of grainy photos and the seller was very difficult to deal with. He would only call me but block his number. I was convinced it was a scam because the seller didn't know much and mispelled and mispriced it it. It was underpriced by a lot. Anyhow, it ended up being legit and that is how I got my first muscle car. I will try and find photos...I essentially paid 30% of market value for it.
03-20-2026, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ahhMISCahh⏩
Thats bad ass would love to see pics of the Chevelle
I saw a 1970 Chevelle SS 396 project on marketplace. Supposedly had the build sheet with it. Original engine too. Lots of grainy photos and the seller was very difficult to deal with. He would only call me but block his number. I was convinced it was a scam because the seller didn't know much and mispelled and mispriced it it. It was underpriced by a lot. Anyhow, it ended up being legit and that is how I got my first muscle car. I will try and find photos...I essentially paid 30% of market value for it.
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