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03-10-2026, 08:11 PM
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"Need a jump?"
People don't know anything about cars anymore.
I've had two instances where someone asked me if I needed a jump in idiotic situations
One time I had a belt break driving down the road and so broke down on the side of the road. guy pulls up ask me if I need a jump. If the battery was dead how would I have made it this far ?
Second time, dirty IAC valve, so car starts but then would conk out if I let me foot off the gas. "Need a jump?" Bro the car is literally starting. no I do not need a jump
Those little booster boxes for jump starting are the shit though. if you don't have one get one.
I've had two instances where someone asked me if I needed a jump in idiotic situations
One time I had a belt break driving down the road and so broke down on the side of the road. guy pulls up ask me if I need a jump. If the battery was dead how would I have made it this far ?
Second time, dirty IAC valve, so car starts but then would conk out if I let me foot off the gas. "Need a jump?" Bro the car is literally starting. no I do not need a jump
Those little booster boxes for jump starting are the shit though. if you don't have one get one.
03-10-2026, 08:24 PM
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03-10-2026, 08:27 PM
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03-10-2026, 08:36 PM
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No going to ask, just gonna give this thread a jump I mean bump.
03-10-2026, 08:40 PM
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You sound like a total dick wad. How you gunna be mad that someone offered you help
Politely decline and be glad there are decent people in the world who see a stranger in a shitty situation and offer assistance in the limited way they may know how.
Negged ****** and I never neg anyone
Politely decline and be glad there are decent people in the world who see a stranger in a shitty situation and offer assistance in the limited way they may know how.
Negged ****** and I never neg anyone
03-10-2026, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
you read that and thought i said mean things back to them?
You sound like a total dick wad. How you gunna be mad that someone offered you help
Politely decline and be glad there are decent people in the world who see a stranger in a shitty situation and offer assistance in the limited way they may know how.
Negged ****** and I never neg anyone
Politely decline and be glad there are decent people in the world who see a stranger in a shitty situation and offer assistance in the limited way they may know how.
Negged ****** and I never neg anyone
definitely autistic
I said "no thanks" which is what any normal person should assume any other normal person would say
this is a commentary on how no one knows how anything works now, that's all
03-10-2026, 08:47 PM
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So the belts power the accessories. Without the belt you can still drive but your battery would discharge rapidly. So it's perfectly reasonable to ask if you need a jump to get the car going so you can move it somewhere else.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-10-2026, 08:47 PM
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I like to jump sometimes.
03-10-2026, 08:49 PM
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03-10-2026, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
was already safely off the road in a neighborhood
So the belts power the accessories. Without the belt you can still drive but your battery would discharge rapidly. So it's perfectly reasonable to ask if you need a jump to get the car going so you can move it somewhere else.
how far can it really go on that? I thought you're risking damage pretty quickly.
03-10-2026, 09:01 PM
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Based on my googling, its a bad idea but you technically can jump a car in that situation and drive it a little while. I don't think the guy offering knew that, since he didnt know what was wrong, but I'll take the L that technically there are some situations where a jump could maybe be kind of useful in that context.
I've never seen jump used outside of "car wont start" context, but happy to have learned something new.
I've never seen jump used outside of "car wont start" context, but happy to have learned something new.
03-10-2026, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
Yes you need it for all kinds of things, coolant pump, spark plugs, fuel pump.
was already safely off the road in a neighborhood
how far can it really go on that? I thought you're risking damage pretty quickly.
how far can it really go on that? I thought you're risking damage pretty quickly.
I'm guessing a modern car would flip it's shit with the voltage getting out of spec with no alternator with all that draw
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03-10-2026, 09:09 PM
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03-10-2026, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
would you risk it in certain contexts?
Yes you need it for all kinds of things, coolant pump, spark plugs, fuel pump.
I'm guessing a modern car would flip it's shit with the voltage getting out of spec with no alternator with all that draw
I'm guessing a modern car would flip it's shit with the voltage getting out of spec with no alternator with all that draw
03-10-2026, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
A jump start can also assist in situations where the alternator is not returning charge to the battery. This can result in the car having enough charge remaining in the battery to start but not to continuously drive accessories (especially headlights) or battery driven things such as ECU
credit to them for trying though. I'm getting triggered over nothing
So yes there are circumstances where your car could have started and driven and then need a ‘jump start’ to get to a garage
TLDR: you’re mad because you don’t understand how cars work
Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
Lmao
this is a commentary on how no one knows how anything works now, that's all
And butthurt about your own lack of knowledge too
This is one of those scenarios where OP wishes he could delete his thread
Fukken retard
03-10-2026, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
this is why no one likes you
A jump start can also assist in situations where the alternator is not returning charge to the battery. This can result in the car having enough charge remaining in the battery to start but not to continuously drive accessories (especially headlights) or battery driven things such as ECU
So yes there are circumstances where your car could have started and driven and then need a ‘jump start’ to get to a garage
TLDR: you’re mad because you don’t understand how cars work
Lmao
And butthurt about your own lack of knowledge too
This is one of those scenarios where OP wishes he could delete his thread
Fukken retard
So yes there are circumstances where your car could have started and driven and then need a ‘jump start’ to get to a garage
TLDR: you’re mad because you don’t understand how cars work
Lmao
And butthurt about your own lack of knowledge too
This is one of those scenarios where OP wishes he could delete his thread
Fukken retard
03-10-2026, 09:24 PM
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we're having a civil conversation and some people with more knowledge than me are chiming in and I admit I was at least partly wrong and r332 comes in
"LOL you're a fucking idiot"
This is why you will be the first person I block when the feature is available, and there are entire threads dedicated to a huge chunk of the forum not liking you.
who wants to interact with people that behave like you?
"LOL you're a fucking idiot"
This is why you will be the first person I block when the feature is available, and there are entire threads dedicated to a huge chunk of the forum not liking you.
who wants to interact with people that behave like you?
03-10-2026, 09:26 PM
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03-10-2026, 10:27 PM
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"Hi there, looks like you're in a spot of bother - can I help?"
"Sure, you can help by fucking off you cunt"
Makes complete sense.
"Sure, you can help by fucking off you cunt"
Makes complete sense.
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03-10-2026, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
only an Autist would think that's what happened
"Hi there, looks like you're in a spot of bother - can I help?"
"Sure, you can help by fucking off you cunt"
Makes complete sense.
"Sure, you can help by fucking off you cunt"
Makes complete sense.
y'all really interact in real life like you do on here?
03-10-2026, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
Cry harder dumbass
we're having a civil conversation and some people with more knowledge than me are chiming in and I admit I was at least partly wrong and r332 comes in
"LOL you're a fucking idiot"
This is why you will be the first person I block when the feature is available, and there are entire threads dedicated to a huge chunk of the forum not liking you.
who wants to interact with people that behave like you?
"LOL you're a fucking idiot"
This is why you will be the first person I block when the feature is available, and there are entire threads dedicated to a huge chunk of the forum not liking you.
who wants to interact with people that behave like you?
BTW I called you a retard, not an idiot
It’s an important distinction because retard is a clinical term to refer to people with below 70 IQ
03-10-2026, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
why do you act like this towards other people? You having a rough go in life? If you need someone to talk to feel free to PM me.
Cry harder dumbass
BTW I called you a retard, not an idiot
It’s an important distinction because retard is a clinical term to refer to people with below 70 IQ
BTW I called you a retard, not an idiot
It’s an important distinction because retard is a clinical term to refer to people with below 70 IQ
03-10-2026, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
>be OP
why do you act like this towards other people? You having a rough go in life? If you need someone to talk to feel free to PM me.
>claim people don’t know anything about cars anymore
>claim that when people offer him a jump broken down at side of road it’s an “idiotic situation”
>get butthurt when people point out that it is, in fact, OP that doesn’t know anything about cars
>ignore the irony of looking down on others when you yourself are at fault; in favour of being butthurt
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
03-10-2026, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
seriously though - if you're going through it in life there's help out there.
>be OP
>claim people don’t know anything about cars anymore
>claim that when people offer him a jump broken down at side of road it’s an “idiotic situation”
>get butthurt when people point out that it is, in fact, OP that doesn’t know anything about cars
>ignore the irony of looking down on others when you yourself are at fault; in favour of being butthurt
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>claim people don’t know anything about cars anymore
>claim that when people offer him a jump broken down at side of road it’s an “idiotic situation”
>get butthurt when people point out that it is, in fact, OP that doesn’t know anything about cars
>ignore the irony of looking down on others when you yourself are at fault; in favour of being butthurt
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's worth thinking through why you have this anger, it's not a healthy way to live
03-10-2026, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
For no belt,
would you risk it in certain contexts?
It made me wonder so I asked AI, and did some more research and my answer is hell no. I was thinking the coolant pump was electrical.but it's belt driven for many cars including mine, so your engine will overheat very very quickly like within a few minutes hopefully it has some auto shut off feature if it doesn't it blows a head gasket
That would be the first problem before all others.
For battery related issues my mom's battery was dying and her TCU (transmission computer) threw a code but new battery it never came back it just didn't like the voltage out of spec from a dying battery
Send her to Papi Chulos
03-10-2026, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Bad idea if you have a belt driven coolant pump
So the belts power the accessories. Without the belt you can still drive but your battery would discharge rapidly. So it's perfectly reasonable to ask if you need a jump to get the car going so you can move it somewhere else.
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03-10-2026, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
That's what I was thinking that it would be crazy to risk driving it vs a tow. Especially where if you've already been driving it (hence broke down on side of road), the engine is already warm. Still struggle to see a scenario where a jump is helpful after you've already been driving, but based on what some are saying certain engines/scenarios it could help. Like maybe the shop is 2 miles away and you wait an hour for the engine to cool off, but then your battery probably isn't even dead.
For no belt,
It made me wonder so I asked AI, and did some more research and my answer is hell no. I was thinking the coolant pump was electrical.but it's belt driven for many cars including mine, so your engine will overheat very very quickly like within a few minutes hopefully it has some auto shut off feature if it doesn't it blows a head gasket
That would be the first problem before all others.
For battery related issues my mom's battery was dying and her TCU (transmission computer) threw a code but new battery it never came back it just didn't like the voltage out of spec from a dying battery
It made me wonder so I asked AI, and did some more research and my answer is hell no. I was thinking the coolant pump was electrical.but it's belt driven for many cars including mine, so your engine will overheat very very quickly like within a few minutes hopefully it has some auto shut off feature if it doesn't it blows a head gasket
That would be the first problem before all others.
For battery related issues my mom's battery was dying and her TCU (transmission computer) threw a code but new battery it never came back it just didn't like the voltage out of spec from a dying battery
weak batteries can create all kinds of weird codes it seems, depending on the vehicle. Had a friends car throwing all kinds of random codes and I was helping them figure it out - eventually realized some AutoZone guy put an undersized battery in it. car's been great since.
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