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03-15-2026, 06:38 AM
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Want to know how I fck 10’s everytime on the first date?
- Arrive to date 10 mins late
- Insure your phone battery only for like 2%
- Phone dies, you get to focus on great conversations
- See finds it refreshing, goes to bathroom calls her friends to say you are “different, laid back, chilled”
- The cheque comes, your phone is dead and nobody carries a wallet these days.
- She pays because phone is dead
- Back to yours to “charge the phone and transfer the money”
- Have a drink whilst phone is charging
- 10 mins later you got your dick sucked
Proven and tested 19 times in the last month. Worked everytime
- Insure your phone battery only for like 2%
- Phone dies, you get to focus on great conversations
- See finds it refreshing, goes to bathroom calls her friends to say you are “different, laid back, chilled”
- The cheque comes, your phone is dead and nobody carries a wallet these days.
- She pays because phone is dead
- Back to yours to “charge the phone and transfer the money”
- Have a drink whilst phone is charging
- 10 mins later you got your dick sucked
Proven and tested 19 times in the last month. Worked everytime
03-15-2026, 06:44 AM
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- CocoaButterMage
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That’s insane bro, I just woo them with my witty charm and beefy arms
Have fun and be yourself :-)
03-15-2026, 06:56 AM
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- nothingshocking
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Originally Posted By BagOfPiss⏩
knew it
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03-15-2026, 06:59 AM
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- CeBKa
- русский brah
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- CeBKa
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that's crazy OP because - Arrive to date 10 mins late- Insure your phone battery only for like 2%- Phone dies, you get to focus on great conversations- See finds it refreshing, goes to bathroom calls her friends to say you are “different, laid back, chilled”- The cheque comes, your phone is dead and nobody carries a wallet these days.- She pays because phone is dead- Back to yours to “charge the phone and transfer the money”- Have a drink whilst phone is charging- 10 mins later you got your dick suckedProven and tested 19 times in the last month. Worked everytime
You can't fight fate
03-15-2026, 07:04 AM
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- piramparam
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- piramparam
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Pretty cool. I used to just leave my phone at home when i lived in the city.
Shit pisses me off
Shit pisses me off
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03-15-2026, 07:07 AM
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#6
- ahhMISCahh
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lmfao what a brokie
03-15-2026, 07:52 AM
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- LibCuxKlan
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Realist
Don't stalk someone because you're a victim of your own moronic outlook in life
Imagine going ape shit because someone looked at your social media, amazing
03-15-2026, 08:23 AM
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- Godfrd824
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Oliver forgot the password to his old account.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-15-2026, 08:24 AM
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03-15-2026, 08:34 AM
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- MustardTiger17
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03-15-2026, 08:40 AM
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- LargePeter
- Fuck off, Lahey!
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- LargePeter
- Fuck off, Lahey!
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inb4 Oliver
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03-15-2026, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Oliver just merely sits down at the bar and acts aloof and girls from ages 10-50 have to excuse theirselves to the bathroom bc their panties are dripping wet, and the whole bar would be a slippery sloppy mess within minutes if they didn't. Just ask him.
inb4 Oliver
03-15-2026, 09:08 AM
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- LAHipster1
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- LAHipster1
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would LOVE to have sex with a 10 ONCE in my life srs
wouldn't last long lol but it should would make a good memory
wouldn't last long lol but it should would make a good memory
I put effort in all my threads srs
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03-15-2026, 09:10 AM
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03-15-2026, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
Correct. Get out cheap if they suck. If they like you then they'll surely be willing to stick around for some bar food that you're gentlemanly enough to order for you to continue the date.
Lol at dating. I skip all forms of food and have them meet at a bar. Lol at feeding some ungrateful, entitled sloot in the first place
03-15-2026, 01:59 PM
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03-15-2026, 06:32 PM
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- MajorTendonitis
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That only works if you’re Chad
Back with my Fam
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