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How the fuk does Mario lopez look like this at 50?(srs)
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03-15-2026, 03:12 PM
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03-15-2026, 03:13 PM
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It's the Hispanic genes. MarioMiami305 also has flawless youthful skin.
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03-15-2026, 03:15 PM
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Higher melanin and thicker epidermis
Typically people with higher melanin have a thicker epidermis
It’s why ethnics like Mario Lopez tend to age better
Some other examples are j lo and Jessica alba
Typically people with higher melanin have a thicker epidermis
It’s why ethnics like Mario Lopez tend to age better
Some other examples are j lo and Jessica alba
03-15-2026, 03:16 PM
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03-15-2026, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Higher melanin and thicker epidermis
Typically people with higher melanin have a thicker epidermis
It’s why ethnics like Mario Lopez tend to age better
Some other examples are j lo and Jessica alba
Typically people with higher melanin have a thicker epidermis
It’s why ethnics like Mario Lopez tend to age better
Some other examples are j lo and Jessica alba

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03-15-2026, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Tinyballsbrah⏩
https://www.cracked.com/blog/extra21-mario-lopez-has-no-soul21
03-15-2026, 04:32 PM
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he has huge balls brah
03-15-2026, 04:36 PM
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- MajorTendonitis
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
Actually I have huge balls , and it never occurred to me that it contributes to my youthful appearance. Too bad god gave me a micro to go with my unlimited amounts of coom . Makes no sense srs
he has huge balls brah
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