I was thinking just now, and a story popped into my head. I ended up hating the girl, but it was still a good story nonetheless.

So I was in Africa, and ended up meeting this girl. We were in a little beach town, and she was traveling there solo from the city and likely trolling for some white dick. I met her at my hostal, and we ended up going for a walk on the beach in the morning and ended up taking some shots at some little beach bar and getting kinda drunk. It was literally over 100 degrees farenheit on this beach.

Eventually I decided that I wanted to get a massage, and I invited her to get one with me. We stopped at these ladies on the beach, and I negotiated a price(I think like $15 for both of us to get massages for an hour. We go into this little stone beach hut with a thatch roof, and they had two side by side massage tables in there.

Ended up getting nude massages. After the massages, the two massage ladies left the beach hut. I didn't know the protocol(I thought maybe they would come back after cleaning up, like in the US), but after laying there for like 2-3 minutes they did not. All of a sudden, the African chick starts rubbing my back and looked at me with this extreme twinkle in her eyes. She put her ass up in the air a bit and motioned her head for me to come smash.

I closed the door to the beach hut, and stuck it in and just went to town. Was like 130 degrees inside of this beach hut, and I'm rawdogging and pounding hard on this big ol African booty. Switched positions a couple times, and realized I wasn't going to bust a regular nut while drunk and inside of a 130 degree beach hut, so I pulled out and jerked off and nutted all over her stomach.

Put swim trunks back on, and we walked out of the hut and paid the ladies and continued walking down the beach.

Now this story was a good one, but I really shouldn't have done it. Because after smashing the African girl, this 21 year old girl from the UK who I actually was interested in saw us walking down the beach together. 5 minutes after smashing, we probably looked like we really enjoyed each other's company. The 21 year old had been kinda pursuing me a couple days at that point(asked me to swim naked in the ocean with her later that night actually), and the 21 year old chick kinda stopped coming after me once that happened.

But regardless, a good story to tell about after the fact. I'm sure the 21 year old UK girl would have been some mechanical sex that wasn't during the day in a beach hut, so the story is much better.

"African chick starts rubbing my back and looked at me with this extreme twinkle in her eyes. She put her ass up in the air a bit and motioned her head for me to come smash."

Hahahahahahaha

Was dating two girls at the same time. One of them knew about the other and didn't want anything serious, she just wanted to smash. The main one suspected about the second one but never confirmed it, but I knew she was suspicious.

One night FWB girl is over because I knew my main girl had an event she was going to for work. We have wine, do the deed and then suddenly just as we finish there's a knock on my front door. I panic, because there's only one other person it could be. As I usher the girl I just railed into the basement to hide (she's not even wearing clothes, just quickly puts on a t-shirt), I quickly start cleaning up wine glasses and toss the girl's boots in the closet within a minute.

As I suspected, it's my main girl and she's inviting herself in and definitely wants to fool around. I quickly realize my bedroom smells like sex and there's probably a discarded condom out in the open. Begging off spending any time with her, I told her I was feeling really bad and just want her to leave because I'd been sleeping. She's confused and a bit offended, but finally looks around and leaves. Retrieved girl #1 from the basement. She quickly gets dressed and bails within a short time.

My inner degen comes out and I texted main girl apologizing and inviting her back over, then smashed her as well. Didn't even shower beforehand.

another incel-esque larp fantasy story by Oliver. Good to see you back in top form making up stories brah

I have some stories and I started to share but they hit different lol. I don’t like them anymore 😂

Idk brah lately I’ve just been banging hookers.

These are ok too. Ibby told the best hooker stories.

Does this story involved freezing cold temps?

Well I’m not into necrophalia so no probably not

When I fapped to Sam08’s pics

Banged mutiple women off POF in my younger years within 10 minutes of metting up.

One was in a hs parking lot and she was still in hs and i was 21.

What year of high school?

Ssenior

Beginning of the year or end of the year?

Jerking off on the floor in my nan’s bathroom

I have few for sure , all with bad endings lol .
When I lived in this small coal mining town my neighbour came over because some guy was drunk and they wanted him out . I walk over there and there’s this 9/10 looking sloot there that I’ve never seen b4, and apparently it’s their cousin visiting.
Well I finally get Brian out , they didn’t know I sort of knew him , and I stayed for one beer and decided to try and find a bush party . Then this hot AF blond cousin asks me if she could come along , I’m like wtf I never expected this , but ya !
Anyways the two of us came back to my place afterwards, and I’m showing her the stereo and playing my favourite tunes etc .
I’m getting really drunk because I’ve only got a body count of a few sloots and she’s so attractive she’s making me extremely nervous .

Finally she asks , why haven’t you made a pass at me?
I’m like wow I didn’t think she was going to be that easy , especially seeing as she’s a drop dead gorgeous model tier sloot , so we head to the bedroom and I’m so nervous and drunk that I can’t get it up to save my life , so she starts zucking and gets it up and puts a wrapper on it , but that started killing it again.
I tried to do missionary and barely got it in , but then she started heaving her hips at my micro like a wild animal. Srs I’ve never seen a sloot this horny b4 ,and didn’t even know they could be tbh .
Anyways,as she’s heaving like a wild animal the condon broke and I lost my hard on .
She’s like, what are you like in the mornings , to which I told her that’s when I’m peak horny . Well unfortunately I needed the biggest chit of my life and I’m I very loud chitter .I didn’t use the washroom connected to the bedroom and used the main to try and keep the noise to a minimum .
Also tried to keep flushing just as the primary bursts came out . I found out atm that I can’t chit quietly no matter how hard I try .
Anyways I get back into bed and she says maybe I better go and got dressed lol .
How I wish I had a 10 inch and something to tie her legs up with to secure her so she wouldn’t buck you off .I wouldn’t doubt it could have potentially been the experience of a life time lol

a gentleman never kisses and tells

srs

One time a female colleague gave me a blow job during happy hour at some restaurant.

We were in a booth and she randomly went under the table and unzipped my pants and blew me.

It was a very strange experience. I think it was completely degenerate and I'm embarassed to have participated. We were asked to leave.

Not an appropriate way to act srs.

Sex? Not at all. We held hands and spoke softly about God and country.

God will not be mocked

Lol, how did someone catch you?

fukkin lol

Dude, I've got a great one. I ended up hating the girl, but it was still a good story nonetheless.

So I was in Africa, and ended up meeting this girl. We were in a little beach town, and she was traveling there solo from the city and likely trolling for some white dick. I met her at my hostal, and we ended up going for a walk on the beach in the morning and ended up taking some shots at some little beach bar and getting kinda drunk. It was literally over 100 degrees farenheit on this beach.

Eventually I decided that I wanted to get a massage, and I invited her to get one with me. We stopped at these ladies on the beach, and I negotiated a price(I think like $15 for both of us to get massages for an hour. We go into this little stone beach hut with a thatch roof, and they had two side by side massage tables in there.

Ended up getting nude massages. After the massages, the two massage ladies left the beach hut. I didn't know the protocol(I thought maybe they would come back after cleaning up, like in the US), but after laying there for like 2-3 minutes they did not. All of a sudden, the African chick starts rubbing my back and looked at me with this extreme twinkle in her eyes. She put her ass up in the air a bit and motioned her head for me to come smash.

I closed the door to the beach hut, and stuck it in and just went to town. Was like 130 degrees inside of this beach hut, and I'm rawdogging and pounding hard on this big ol African booty. Switched positions a couple times, and realized I wasn't going to bust a regular nut while drunk and inside of a 130 degree beach hut, so I pulled out and jerked off and nutted all over her stomach.

Put swim trunks back on, and we walked out of the hut and paid the ladies and continued walking down the beach.

Now this story was a good one, but I really shouldn't have done it. Because after smashing the African girl, this 21 year old girl from the UK who I actually was interested in saw us walking down the beach together. 5 minutes after smashing, we probably looked like we really enjoyed each other's company. The 21 year old had been kinda pursuing me a couple days at that point(asked me to swim naked in the ocean with her later that night actually), and the 21 year old chick kinda stopped coming after me once that happened.

But regardless, a good story to tell about after the fact. I'm sure the 21 year old UK girl would have been some mechanical sex that wasn't during the day in a beach hut, so the story is much better.

What did she look like?

I was at a bar one time and met a girl. The next week we're at another bar and see her sister. She introduced me and said something about not hooking up with me.

An hour later she's sucking my dick in her parent's hot tub.

mid air kick-flip slow mo timestop fap

Did not read a single word

I was at a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, and he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless. Next thing she loses - because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost again she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me then and says "Anon, I know I can win this time! What do you say?"I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever." Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word.". Within the space of fifteen seconds she's then literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing/try to not look like some beta phaggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see." and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

This, also sharing any real story in a thread started by OP is an insult to reality.