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» Would you smash: Lori Greiner from Shark Tank
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post 10000110472 04-02-2026, 08:01 PM
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Would you smash: Lori Greiner from Shark Tank

She's independently wealthy, 56 years old. Has obviously had plastic surgery in the face(and probably elsewhere), but it's all very well done. IMO, I could still get a rock hard boner and bust a giant enthusiastic nut with her,, which just isn't something that would happen with any other 56 year old.


post 10000110479 04-02-2026, 08:05 PM
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Gonna need a few drinks
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post 10000110483 04-02-2026, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Gonna need a few drinks
Yeah, I wonder if she has the 56 year old woman butt. Hopefully she's had some type of surgery there, as the old woman butt could be a boner killer
post 10000110494 04-02-2026, 08:17 PM
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He's about a 3
post 10000110506 04-02-2026, 08:26 PM
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Bish really went to the surgeon and said give me the guy Fawkes grin”
post 10000110516 04-02-2026, 08:36 PM
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Looks like a jew
post 10000110517 04-02-2026, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells
Looks like a jew
I would guess that's true
post 10000110523 04-02-2026, 08:43 PM
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yep would cum on her face
post 10000110524 04-02-2026, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells
Looks like a jew
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post 10000110528 04-02-2026, 08:48 PM
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post 10000110530 04-02-2026, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo

Welll well well
post 10000110531 04-02-2026, 08:53 PM
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The first time Ollie posted pics of a chick that’s in his league
post 10000110533 04-02-2026, 08:53 PM
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post 10000110534 04-02-2026, 08:54 PM
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First picture no, middle picture yes, last picture- hell no

Is second picture smugness intensifying?

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post 10000110553 04-02-2026, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Gonna need a few drinks
Fookin lmao dude.

To answer the OP. In her current state and age fuck no. When she was younger in the earlier days of Shark Tank. Eh...not on pure physicality but she kind of had an aura about her. So under the right circumstances, 15 years ago, as one-off, maybe.
post 10000110586 04-02-2026, 09:56 PM
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post 10000110594 04-02-2026, 10:08 PM
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id have her legs on the squatty potty as she sucked my dick
post 10000110603 04-02-2026, 10:13 PM
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She does nothing for me tbh . Fake everything and borderline fugly
Back with my Fam
post 10000110605 04-02-2026, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory

lol
post 10000110644 04-02-2026, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy
The first time Ollie posted pics of a chick that’s in his league
If she was broke, sure.

As things are, she wouldn’t use OliviaHomeless as a mat to wipe her louboutins
post 10000110702 04-03-2026, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Yeah, I wonder if she has the 56 year old woman butt. Hopefully she's had some type of surgery there, as the old woman butt could be a boner killer
And judging from how she dresses, pancake boobs.

I'd bang her just because she's rich, but would probably have to swallow hard once I saw her naked.
post 10000110706 04-03-2026, 01:29 AM
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id bang her real nasty style

then id say im doing a tell all unless she pays me to sign an NDA.
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No she looks strange
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There would need to be some kind of role play situation, like an old teacher or boss's wife
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Of course
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Well, she can throw a pitch to me to see if I would.

Alright Lori, I love you, you know that—but I’m not investing emotionally without clarity on the return. What’s the upside here? Are we talking long-term equity in happiness, or is this just a short-term licensing deal?
I need to know: what’s the valuation? Because you’re coming in hot, and I don’t see any exclusivity clause yet.
And let’s talk risk—what happens when Q4 hits and we’re both busy? Am I getting diluted? Because I don’t like being diluted, Lori.
Now, you’re a great brand, no question—‘Queen of QVC,’ fantastic distribution—but I’ve got other offers on the table. So convince me: why should I deploy my capital—my time—into this deal?

Here’s the problem. I don’t do deals based on emotion. And right now… this feels like a lifestyle play, not a scalable opportunity.
So for those reasons… I’m out.
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