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04-02-2026, 08:01 PM
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Would you smash: Lori Greiner from Shark Tank
She's independently wealthy, 56 years old. Has obviously had plastic surgery in the face(and probably elsewhere), but it's all very well done. IMO, I could still get a rock hard boner and bust a giant enthusiastic nut with her,, which just isn't something that would happen with any other 56 year old.

04-02-2026, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Yeah, I wonder if she has the 56 year old woman butt. Hopefully she's had some type of surgery there, as the old woman butt could be a boner killer
Gonna need a few drinks
04-02-2026, 08:17 PM
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He's about a 3
04-02-2026, 08:26 PM
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Bish really went to the surgeon and said give me the guy Fawkes grin”
04-02-2026, 08:36 PM
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Looks like a jew
04-02-2026, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells⏩
I would guess that's true
Looks like a jew
04-02-2026, 08:43 PM
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04-02-2026, 08:48 PM
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04-02-2026, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Welll well well
04-02-2026, 08:53 PM
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The first time Ollie posted pics of a chick that’s in his league
04-02-2026, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory⏩
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04-02-2026, 08:54 PM
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First picture no, middle picture yes, last picture- hell no
Is second picture smugness intensifying?
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04-02-2026, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Fookin lmao dude.
Gonna need a few drinks
To answer the OP. In her current state and age fuck no. When she was younger in the earlier days of Shark Tank. Eh...not on pure physicality but she kind of had an aura about her. So under the right circumstances, 15 years ago, as one-off, maybe.
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04-02-2026, 10:08 PM
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She does nothing for me tbh . Fake everything and borderline fugly
Back with my Fam
04-02-2026, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory⏩
lol
04-02-2026, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
If she was broke, sure.
The first time Ollie posted pics of a chick that’s in his league
As things are, she wouldn’t use OliviaHomeless as a mat to wipe her louboutins
04-03-2026, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
And judging from how she dresses, pancake boobs.
Yeah, I wonder if she has the 56 year old woman butt. Hopefully she's had some type of surgery there, as the old woman butt could be a boner killer
I'd bang her just because she's rich, but would probably have to swallow hard once I saw her naked.
04-03-2026, 01:29 AM
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id bang her real nasty style
then id say im doing a tell all unless she pays me to sign an NDA.
then id say im doing a tell all unless she pays me to sign an NDA.
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04-03-2026, 02:50 AM
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04-03-2026, 03:11 AM
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04-03-2026, 08:14 AM
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04-03-2026, 01:08 PM
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Well, she can throw a pitch to me to see if I would.
Alright Lori, I love you, you know that—but I’m not investing emotionally without clarity on the return. What’s the upside here? Are we talking long-term equity in happiness, or is this just a short-term licensing deal?
I need to know: what’s the valuation? Because you’re coming in hot, and I don’t see any exclusivity clause yet.
And let’s talk risk—what happens when Q4 hits and we’re both busy? Am I getting diluted? Because I don’t like being diluted, Lori.
Now, you’re a great brand, no question—‘Queen of QVC,’ fantastic distribution—but I’ve got other offers on the table. So convince me: why should I deploy my capital—my time—into this deal?
Here’s the problem. I don’t do deals based on emotion. And right now… this feels like a lifestyle play, not a scalable opportunity.
So for those reasons… I’m out.
Alright Lori, I love you, you know that—but I’m not investing emotionally without clarity on the return. What’s the upside here? Are we talking long-term equity in happiness, or is this just a short-term licensing deal?
I need to know: what’s the valuation? Because you’re coming in hot, and I don’t see any exclusivity clause yet.
And let’s talk risk—what happens when Q4 hits and we’re both busy? Am I getting diluted? Because I don’t like being diluted, Lori.
Now, you’re a great brand, no question—‘Queen of QVC,’ fantastic distribution—but I’ve got other offers on the table. So convince me: why should I deploy my capital—my time—into this deal?
Here’s the problem. I don’t do deals based on emotion. And right now… this feels like a lifestyle play, not a scalable opportunity.
So for those reasons… I’m out.
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