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Forum » Holy Fuck. Reddit is the ultimate beta male place. (Peeing sitting down)
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Thread: Holy Fuck. Reddit is the ultimate beta male place. (Peeing sitting down)

post 10000119530 04-09-2026, 04:12 PM
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  1. pengh
  1. pengh
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Holy Fuck. Reddit is the ultimate beta male place. (Peeing sitting down)

I thought they were trolling at 1st. The amount of replies is mind blowing


https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/s/uEV9NZiTcC
* Eggs and Rice crew *
* No Washcloth Crew *

Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

Strange hobbies

#FREEPH*GGOT

MMGA
post 10000119536 04-09-2026, 04:15 PM
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  1. Bonobo
  2. Autist Whisperer
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Why are you on reddit in the first place?
El Bonobo
Incel crusher
post 10000119541 04-09-2026, 04:21 PM
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  1. radrd
  1. radrd
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I don't know about you, but I lift my leg. Try doing that sitting down.
post 10000119542 04-09-2026, 04:23 PM
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  1. N0rds
  2. "7'7" Norwegian chad with blonde hair blue eyes immigrant and a btc billionaire" -Tranny Maria
  1. N0rds
  2. "7'7" Norwegian chad with blonde hair blue eyes immigrant and a btc billionaire" -Tranny Maria
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"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 10000119543 04-09-2026, 04:25 PM
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  1. RustledJimmies
  2. Registered Pupper
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post 10000119558 04-09-2026, 04:37 PM
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  1. MustardTiger17
  1. MustardTiger17
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Those betas sit to pee then wash their hands in their own house. Can't say I'm surprised
Not in the AM
post 10000119565 04-09-2026, 04:41 PM
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  1. GaloisTheory
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“I’m not big enough for it to dangle down when sitting so I kinda have to stand.”

Brutal comment
Physics crew
post 10000119572 04-09-2026, 04:53 PM
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  1. CocoaButterMage
  1. CocoaButterMage
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I'm shooting from downtown
Have fun and be yourself :-)
post 10000119579 04-09-2026, 05:04 PM
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  1. BigTimeOperator
  1. BigTimeOperator
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They also poop standing up
post 10000119583 04-09-2026, 05:10 PM
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  1. N0rds
  2. "7'7" Norwegian chad with blonde hair blue eyes immigrant and a btc billionaire" -Tranny Maria
  1. N0rds
  2. "7'7" Norwegian chad with blonde hair blue eyes immigrant and a btc billionaire" -Tranny Maria
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Originally Posted By CocoaButterMage⏩
I'm shooting from downtown













"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 10000119899 04-09-2026, 11:30 PM
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  1. MrWhippy
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  1. MrWhippy
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put your face in my vagina and see what a real man smells like
post 10000119910 04-10-2026, 12:18 AM
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  1. MisquePhaggot
  1. MisquePhaggot
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I just assume most of them are just chat bots setup by left wing politics to spread their agenda and brainwash the youth to think a certain way.
post 10000119912 04-10-2026, 12:24 AM
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Realist

Don't stalk someone because you're a victim of your own moronic outlook in life

Imagine going ape shit because someone looked at your social media, amazing
post 10000119956 04-10-2026, 03:50 AM
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  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
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I wish Trump would shut down and erase reddit
post 10000119987 04-10-2026, 04:50 AM
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  1. r32gojirra
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  1. r32gojirra
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
I wish Trump would shut down and erase reddit
Just get Elon to buy it, place will be dead in weeks
post 10000119998 04-10-2026, 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
They also poop standing up
Watch out your comments bro
post 10000120048 04-10-2026, 05:51 AM
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  1. OliverHeldens
  1. OliverHeldens
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If I'm getting up in the middle of the night, I usually sit down to pee. Trying to kinda stay asleep while taking an effortless piss.
post 10000120065 04-10-2026, 06:15 AM
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  1. ChristmasFnatic
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It's very leftist but for niche interests or hobby you have, it is great. Just don't talk about politics or you get downvoted to Hell if you are right or even slightly right leaning.

At least Libertarians area seem to side more with Trump.
post 10000120093 04-10-2026, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩



Imagine that being your genetic offspring? That one should have been purged off a cliff face.
DYEL?
post 10000120108 04-10-2026, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Why are you on reddit in the first place?
This
post 10000120118 04-10-2026, 07:15 AM
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I despise beta males
post 10000120131 04-10-2026, 07:26 AM
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I wear a diaper so whatever position I'm in when the urge hits
St. Louis Blues Crew
I cannot suck my entire dong but I can lollipop the head crew
It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
RICHSTRONG's personal s*x toy
post 10000120184 04-10-2026, 08:11 AM
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  1. Bonobo
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  1. Bonobo
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
I despise beta males
Explains your self loathing
El Bonobo
Incel crusher
post 10000120225 04-10-2026, 08:49 AM
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  1. BigTimeOperator
  1. BigTimeOperator
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
Watch out your comments bro
HA!
post 10000120239 04-10-2026, 09:07 AM
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  1. explosiveMidget
  2. Always creepin never sleepin
  1. explosiveMidget
  2. Always creepin never sleepin
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Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
Awfukbye pupper.
I also mark my territory every time i take a piss, toilet or not it's still mine
post 10000120240 04-10-2026, 09:08 AM
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  1. SuperHercules
  1. SuperHercules
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Those betas sit to pee then wash their hands in their own house. Can't say I'm surprised
Unless you peed on your hand, never shower, or have had sex more recently than a shower, what need is there to wash your hands after touching your penis anyways. Maybe it's for uncut 3rd worlders
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000120251 04-10-2026, 09:14 AM
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  1. Pats2022SBwin
  2. I Love Donald Trump (very srs)
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  2. I Love Donald Trump (very srs)
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This is so incredibly beta a true alpha takes a shit standing up and then uses the shower curtains as TP.
'08 original Misc join date (Pats55583)


50% Irish 50% Hungarian.



post 10000120252 04-10-2026, 09:16 AM
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  1. SaltyDog920
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩

Imagine acting like this over an electronic device or like this at all. Give me a Midnight Express and internally I'd act like this but never outwardly.
post 10000120258 04-10-2026, 09:18 AM
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  1. freeburn
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Tbh I'm so alpha after I take a shit I stand up and take a piss
post 10000120269 04-10-2026, 09:24 AM
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  1. AWillis
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i got a 3 day ban in passportbros because i said paying for sex doesn't add to your total count. when one guy said he had like 300 bodies

srs
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
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