Message from Ron?

And welcome to the forum, we could use some genitals around here. (no homo)

I work with this girl who is dating a guy whose sister goes to a major university and is in the marching band with a girl who is dating a guy who’s roommate is studying anthropology with a professor who helped discover some new scrolls written Coptic. Along the lines of the Gospel of Philip and the Gospel of Mary. These writing seem to be from yet another follower of Jesus H Christ. In it the author reveals that the disciples may not have been so fond of Jesus H during his lifetime. A few of the main bombshells: 1. The disciples complained frequently because they were not allowed to bring their side pieces to their meetings, but Jesus H always brought Mary. Apparently he was a bit of a control freak. Anyhow, he would finger bang her throughout the meetings then make all the disciples line up to smell his finger. 2. Apparently there was a retarded disciple who they really only kept around because of his retard strength. Jesus H used to bully and taunt him. Once he forced the zipperhead to watch him fuck Mary. While he’s pounding the pussy he asks the retard if he wants to tastes Mary’s pussy. Tardy answers in the affirmative. So, get this, Jesus H pulls out and rams his cock down the tard’s throat, no homo, and blasts a load down his throat and tells the retard that he got a bonus. He got to taste not only her cunt but his savior’s nut as well. 3. It’s common knowledge that Mary was his wife. We even have mail from that time addressed to Mary H Christ. It looks like she may have paid the Romans to kill Jesus H so she could cash in on a massive life insurance policy she had on him. She was only present at his crucifixion to make sure the job got done. The “resurrection” was actually her digging up his body to show the insurance adjuster he was really dead so she could collect.