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Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie is joining OnlyFans after divorce
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04-15-2026, 08:10 PM
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04-15-2026, 08:14 PM
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04-15-2026, 08:26 PM
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Don't you talk about Elizabeth Shanon like that
04-15-2026, 08:26 PM
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04-15-2026, 08:32 PM
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Wonder what she will be posting. She's old now; way out of her prime.
Regardless, the sex starved masses will be lining up to sub to her for sure.
I'd assume at best she'd just post nudes. Doubt she'll go hard and start posting full blown videos of her getting raw dogged.
If he was willing to jump right into this post divorce she must have been chomping at the bite to do this beforehand.
Regardless, the sex starved masses will be lining up to sub to her for sure.
I'd assume at best she'd just post nudes. Doubt she'll go hard and start posting full blown videos of her getting raw dogged.
If he was willing to jump right into this post divorce she must have been chomping at the bite to do this beforehand.
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04-15-2026, 08:51 PM
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04-15-2026, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By OPGenesis⏩
I remember her always being in Maxim, like on their hot 100 list. Apparently she did some Playboy spreads in the late 90s, but I never saw them.
Wonder what she will be posting. She's old now; way out of her prime.
Regardless, the sex starved masses will be lining up to sub to her for sure.
I'd assume at best she'd just post nudes. Doubt she'll go hard and start posting full blown videos of her getting raw dogged.
If he was willing to jump right into this post divorce she must have been chomping at the bite to do this beforehand.
Regardless, the sex starved masses will be lining up to sub to her for sure.
I'd assume at best she'd just post nudes. Doubt she'll go hard and start posting full blown videos of her getting raw dogged.
If he was willing to jump right into this post divorce she must have been chomping at the bite to do this beforehand.
04-15-2026, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩
It's their evolutionary survival mechanism, so yea.
every single aspect of women is reductible to their sexual value.
Women are able to control empires via their sexual value.
Like Freud said: Sex runs the world.
That was why man used to labor.
Ever notice how feminism has taken off, and more and more men continue to drop out of the system? lol
Because women can provide for themselves through whatever means.
That is the way the demiurge designed it. To establish power imbalances to maximize the Archons loosh farming.
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"The upper class is afforded their position by the collective burden the underclass must carry for them"
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04-15-2026, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By OPGenesis⏩
Tinnyfoiler was right about women
It's their evolutionary survival mechanism, so yea.
Women are able to control empires via their sexual value.
Like Freud said: Sex runs the world.
That was why man used to labor.
Ever notice how feminism has taken off, and more and more men continue to drop out of the system? lol
Because women can provide for themselves through whatever means.
That is the way the demiurge designed it. To establish power imbalances to maximize the Archons loosh farming.
Women are able to control empires via their sexual value.
Like Freud said: Sex runs the world.
That was why man used to labor.
Ever notice how feminism has taken off, and more and more men continue to drop out of the system? lol
Because women can provide for themselves through whatever means.
That is the way the demiurge designed it. To establish power imbalances to maximize the Archons loosh farming.
This woman will make more money on OF than she has up to this point in her life acting and it won’t take years, maybe 1-2 months top
Oh Wow!
04-15-2026, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By TFcrew⏩
Nothing really tinfoil about it. The ancients knew this a long time ago. Read about Rome during the Augustan principate.
Tinnyfoiler was right about women
This woman will make more money on OF than she has up to this point in her life acting and it won’t take years, maybe 1-2 months top
This woman will make more money on OF than she has up to this point in her life acting and it won’t take years, maybe 1-2 months top
Octavian tried to reform a system what looks like America now with the Julian Reforms.
Sexually reckless women, large scale prostitution, low birth and marriage rates.
This isn't new.
She missed her peak, and her name isn't as big as it was in the early 2000's.
But if she can reach out to her millennial base somehow for marketing you're probably right.
She must know there's a lot at stake given how fast she's making her move.
She is still beautiful at her age for sure.
"I am a rational animal who occupies the intermediary position between angel and beast"
"The upper class is afforded their position by the collective burden the underclass must carry for them"
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04-15-2026, 10:08 PM
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Anyone going to back an American Pie reference?
04-15-2026, 10:13 PM
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04-15-2026, 10:17 PM
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04-16-2026, 01:48 AM
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Well she looks good for 52.so I guess there's that
At least when they soften the images so you can't really see her true skin
At least when they soften the images so you can't really see her true skin
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04-16-2026, 02:10 AM
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Can she perform with that rhino?
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04-16-2026, 02:14 AM
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04-16-2026, 03:40 AM
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Nostalgia hits alone will make her wealthy overnight
It’s like a classic mustang. Yes it has a solid rear axle and drum brakes and not much horsepower but that’s not the point.
It’s like a classic mustang. Yes it has a solid rear axle and drum brakes and not much horsepower but that’s not the point.
04-16-2026, 06:29 AM
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God, imagine being 52 and this being the path you take
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04-16-2026, 06:39 AM
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04-16-2026, 06:43 AM
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04-16-2026, 06:57 AM
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04-16-2026, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Still real to me dammit
she still a smoke show but it was 20 years too late
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04-16-2026, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
THAT is kinda the interesting part about this. Really curious how much she'll make. Easily hundreds of thousands in first year but maybe much much more. Another thing is that her standards for dating will skyrocket. Now she will expect some guy who makes 10s of millions or something (which considering her age bracket and slew of divorced CEOtypes its plausible). her looooozer exhusband is a freelance photographer (read as broke guy).
Nostalgia hits alone will make her wealthy overnight
It’s like a classic mustang. Yes it has a solid rear axle and drum brakes and not much horsepower but that’s not the point.
It’s like a classic mustang. Yes it has a solid rear axle and drum brakes and not much horsepower but that’s not the point.
Of course she framed it as "muh empowerment". (read this as her retirement-plan after a fizzled out acting career...man even calling it a career is misrepresenting her work)
In a recent interview, Shannon explained that the reason to join OnlyFans was that it allowed her to connect directly with her fans, create on her own terms and be free. Shannon highlighted that she spent her entire Hollywood career where other people controlled her narrative and its outcome. Thus, she has decided to embark on a new chapter where she wants to show some other side of herself that no one has seen.
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04-16-2026, 08:15 AM
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Not bad looking today
04-16-2026, 08:20 AM
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04-16-2026, 08:31 AM
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- SaltyDog920
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Originally Posted By OPGenesis⏩
Fukkkk...time fuking keeps flying. If you asked me how old she was, I would have guessed early 40s. Had no idea she was pushing 30 in American Pie and is now 52.
Wonder what she will be posting. She's old now; way out of her prime.
04-16-2026, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
She was 25 in American Pie
Fukkkk...time fuking keeps flying. If you asked me how old she was, I would have guessed early 40s. Had no idea she was pushing 30 in American Pie.
04-16-2026, 09:01 AM
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A whole generation of guys grew up with her as their first fap material because her tits were legendary. I can see her making a decent amount if she just recreates a couple of scenes from the movies.
I remember that movie, it was fucking brilliant, and now just for her. The entire cast nailed it.
I remember that movie, it was fucking brilliant, and now just for her. The entire cast nailed it.
04-16-2026, 09:19 AM
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Would not bang.
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