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GUYS ARE SMASHING THEIR OWN FACES WITH HAMMERS TO “LOOKSMAXX
04-16-2026, 10:57 PM
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04-16-2026, 11:01 PM
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ffggt homo cunts (srs) insecure little bitches
hopefully the hammer cracks their skulls and they make themselves vegatables or worse, all in the name of vanity
Gayyy
hopefully the hammer cracks their skulls and they make themselves vegatables or worse, all in the name of vanity
Gayyy
04-16-2026, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
What a time to be alive . In all honesty it couldn’t make me much worse . May be worth a try lol
ffggt homo cunts (srs) insecure little bitches
hopefully the hammer cracks their skulls and they make themselves vegatables or worse, all in the name of vanity
Gayyy
hopefully the hammer cracks their skulls and they make themselves vegatables or worse, all in the name of vanity
Gayyy
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04-16-2026, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
PEAK clown world
What a time to be alive srs
04-16-2026, 11:37 PM
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04-16-2026, 11:39 PM
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Nice try trying to stop me from ascending
04-16-2026, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
Carefully
how do you hammer your jaw without breaking your teeth?
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04-17-2026, 12:02 AM
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Ok but can I start a business selling looksmaXXXing beauty treatments with nothing but a box of hammers
04-17-2026, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Yes.
Ok but can I start a business selling looksmaXXXing beauty treatments with nothing but a box of hammers
04-17-2026, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Getting paid to smash zoomers in the face with hammers could be the thing that gets me back into the workforce
Yes.
Is there a cannibal corpse song called “hammer smashed face”
I believe there is
Edit:
04-17-2026, 03:12 AM
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04-17-2026, 03:29 AM
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it is called - bonesmashing (didnt try it, already handsome - but could always do with a little more ascending)
you are supposed to get micro fractures so the bones grow back thicker and you look more chiseled. cheek bones/jawline. doesnt work though if you are a fatcell as the details wont show
it's how those fkers have strong as fk shin kicks/blocks, because the bone is twice is as thick
srs
you are supposed to get micro fractures so the bones grow back thicker and you look more chiseled. cheek bones/jawline. doesnt work though if you are a fatcell as the details wont show
it's how those fkers have strong as fk shin kicks/blocks, because the bone is twice is as thick
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04-17-2026, 03:53 AM
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04-17-2026, 03:58 AM
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Ive seen that video before. 3 Ukrainians guys one hammer, it didn't end well for the other brahs though
Edit. They were Ukrainians.
Edit. They were Ukrainians.
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04-17-2026, 05:36 AM
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04-17-2026, 05:52 AM
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04-17-2026, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
Pretty sure it works.
it is called - bonesmashing (didnt try it, already handsome - but could always do with a little more ascending)
you are supposed to get micro fractures so the bones grow back thicker and you look more chiseled. cheek bones/jawline.
it's now those fkers have strong as fk shin kicks/blocks, because the bone is twice is as thick
srs
you are supposed to get micro fractures so the bones grow back thicker and you look more chiseled. cheek bones/jawline.
it's now those fkers have strong as fk shin kicks/blocks, because the bone is twice is as thick
srs
It's the how to do it that's needs to be solved. However even then cheekbones are just one part of the equation. Still have eye area, hairline, etc.
Just waiting til the day to see the line of gymcels waiting to use the bone smashing machine at planet fitness.
04-17-2026, 06:35 AM
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While this is retarded you can’t really blame them.
Remember how brutal the misc was during the Rudyrude era?
Literally had guys posting their faces getting rated 3-4/10 and had miscers telling other users to kill themselves for how ugly they are.
It’s a brutal fucking world.
It’s also ironic that this is being blasted on the misc right now when Looksmaxxing and this mentality originated on the misc.
Remember how brutal the misc was during the Rudyrude era?
Literally had guys posting their faces getting rated 3-4/10 and had miscers telling other users to kill themselves for how ugly they are.
It’s a brutal fucking world.
It’s also ironic that this is being blasted on the misc right now when Looksmaxxing and this mentality originated on the misc.
04-17-2026, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
The methods can be questionable but at the end of the day, those guys are trying as hard as they can.
ffggt homo cunts (srs) insecure little bitches
hopefully the hammer cracks their skulls and they make themselves vegatables or worse, all in the name of vanity
Gayyy
hopefully the hammer cracks their skulls and they make themselves vegatables or worse, all in the name of vanity
Gayyy
You on the other hand rot and collect disability and can't even bother to not eat like slob and not be a fat fuck.
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04-17-2026, 07:08 AM
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why lift when it’s all about chiselmaxxing
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04-17-2026, 07:16 AM
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I mean this is nothing new, and some go WAY deeper


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04-17-2026, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
i was looking for the rudyrude batman meme recently. couldn't find it on the internet. so much solid-gold comedy lost from the death of the old misc.
While this is retarded you can’t really blame them.
Remember how brutal the misc was during the Rudyrude era?
Remember how brutal the misc was during the Rudyrude era?
04-17-2026, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Spoken from experience I'm sure, lol.
Carefully
But seriously, with everything their always outliers, people taking things to one extreme or the other, I have nothing against looksmaxxing, its largely pushing a healthy lifestyle, but yeah smashing yourself in the face aint it.
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Too bad that doesn't increase cognitive function.
I mean this is nothing new, and some go WAY deeper

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04-17-2026, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩
yeah for sure he is going over the top
Pretty sure it works.
It's the how to do it that's needs to be solved. However even then cheekbones are just one part of the equation. Still have eye area, hairline, etc.
Just waiting til the day to see the line of gymcels waiting to use the bone smashing machine at planet fitness.
It's the how to do it that's needs to be solved. However even then cheekbones are just one part of the equation. Still have eye area, hairline, etc.
Just waiting til the day to see the line of gymcels waiting to use the bone smashing machine at planet fitness.
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and he wants to reach the goal in the fastest way in everything he does. also believes in monogamy, but thinks dating at the moment is cooked
also said he wouldnt vote for vance because he is a fatcell, and newsome is a chad.
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