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04-30-2026, 02:30 PM
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Bryan Johnson gives girlfriend vaginal rating and analysis after oral sex on Twitter
In one of the most bizarre tweets of the year...
Bryan Johnson, the guy who is trying to reverse his aging and live forever, gives girlfriend vaginal rating and analysis after oral sex. And she responds afterwards. WTF. These people are weird af.
His girlfriend is also a co-founder with him. Kate Tolo is an Australian-Bosnian entrepreneur and co-founder of Blueprint, Don't Die, and Immortals with Bryan Johnson.
And of course pics of sloot with Top 1% of all vaginas

Bryan Johnson, the guy who is trying to reverse his aging and live forever, gives girlfriend vaginal rating and analysis after oral sex. And she responds afterwards. WTF. These people are weird af.
His girlfriend is also a co-founder with him. Kate Tolo is an Australian-Bosnian entrepreneur and co-founder of Blueprint, Don't Die, and Immortals with Bryan Johnson.
And of course pics of sloot with Top 1% of all vaginas

04-30-2026, 02:33 PM
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Social media was a mistake.
04-30-2026, 02:35 PM
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bunch of yuppies tryin' to be edgy.
LOL @ her trying to save her dignity the way she tried to spin it
LOL @ her trying to save her dignity the way she tried to spin it
04-30-2026, 02:37 PM
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The guy in the OP might have sex with women but there's no way that's his preference.
MFC
04-30-2026, 02:54 PM
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Wonder what her Ass microbiomes are?
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04-30-2026, 02:55 PM
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this type of LTC leaves few options
sucking on her breasts doesn't really work she has no breasts
same with her ass not much there
only thing left is eating her pussy
at least she has a top 1% pussy going for her
also skinny girls have the most issues taking dick i think it's the lack of padding
sucking on her breasts doesn't really work she has no breasts
same with her ass not much there
only thing left is eating her pussy
at least she has a top 1% pussy going for her
also skinny girls have the most issues taking dick i think it's the lack of padding
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Originally Posted By FarmersSon⏩
Yeah he seems like a big time homo
The guy in the OP might have sex with women but there's no way that's his preference.
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Wonder what her Ass microbiomes are?
Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Das it mane!
Hhhnnngggggggggggg
Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
Top 1% of vaginas
this the type of LTC leaves few options
sucking on her breasts doesn't really work she has no breasts
same with her ass not much there
only thing left is eating her pussy
at least she has a top 1% pussy going for her
also skinny girls have the most issues taking dick i think it's the lack of padding
sucking on her breasts doesn't really work she has no breasts
same with her ass not much there
only thing left is eating her pussy
at least she has a top 1% pussy going for her
also skinny girls have the most issues taking dick i think it's the lack of padding
100/100 pussy
04-30-2026, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
i don't know science but she looks young and if she keeps her hygiene her pussy will be very good regardless still it probably feels good to know it's a top pussy lots of women want to hear that i'm sure
Top 1% of vaginas
100/100 pussy
100/100 pussy
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That guy is 45 and spends millions a year in anti again treatments only to look like a 50 year old. It's ironic.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
This
Just LOL @ not giving your girlfriend a vaginal microbiome test before eating her out and then posting it on social media
I thought everyone did that
I had to cut a girl loose because she only scored an 86 and barely got any vaginal likes on social media
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04-30-2026, 03:46 PM
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So how does a woman get a healthy microbiome? Other than basic washing
04-30-2026, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Wood lmao if this guy suddenly died unexpectedly early
Kill them both
Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
^Username checks out
This is utterly disgusting.
Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
Absolutely wood 100%
Wood, LTC crew stays winning.
Lmao HTC prob has low L-crispatus count and reeek lmao just lmao
Lmao HTC prob has low L-crispatus count and reeek lmao just lmao
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Anything less than a score of 97 is unacceptable
This
I thought everyone did that
I had to cut a girl loose because she only scored an 86 and barely got any vaginal likes on social media
I thought everyone did that
I had to cut a girl loose because she only scored an 86 and barely got any vaginal likes on social media
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Originally Posted By Babayagawick85⏩
It's all about keeping your PH balance and good bacteria in a healthy range. You want to do simple basic washing and not overdue it. The vagina cleanses on it's own and if you use all kinds of products in that area it usually throws off your PH balance. If your PH balance is off, it lowers the good bacteria and this is when you're more likely to get things like yeast infections, BV and STI's. Healthy diet and exercise are important too.
So how does a woman get a healthy microbiome? Other than basic washing
Some women might do everything right but they might have a weaker immune system...so it's not going to matter what they do.
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Originally Posted By Babayagawick85⏩
Why do you care? You're never seeing poosy anyway.
So how does a woman get a healthy microbiome? Other than basic washing
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How do you get a hold of a vaginal micro biome test kit?
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What a fucking lunatic srs
Also: brb asking chicks if their vag is >85% crispatus from now on semi srs
Also: brb asking chicks if their vag is >85% crispatus from now on semi srs
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He’s 58 and she is 30.
04-30-2026, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster2⏩
You can order them online for about $150
How do you get a hold of a vaginal micro biome test kit?
Originally Posted By Mulloway69⏩
inb4 Girls start posting results in their dating profiles
What a fucking lunatic srs
Also: brb asking chicks if their vag is >85% crispatus from now on semi srs
Also: brb asking chicks if their vag is >85% crispatus from now on semi srs
Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I think he is 48
He’s 58 and she is 30.
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