Thread: Why is Gary banned?
05-04-2026, 02:32 PM
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Why is Gary banned?
If he's not unbanned immediately I'm gone.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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05-04-2026, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
I think I found the post he got banned for and bumped it in the other thread. I'll gladly go down with the same ban length and return when he can return.
Why is Mario allowed to duck two ban bets but Gary gets banned?
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"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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05-04-2026, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH⏩
There was a second one too where all I had to do was show I wear a shoe bigger than size 8. But what’s the point of even proving it if ban bets aren’t enforced
Pink slip for ban. The misc remembers.
05-04-2026, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Disgusting behavior to not take a ban and keep posting like nothing happened. Man of no spine
There was a second one too where all I had to do was show I wear a shoe bigger than size 8. But what’s the point of even proving it if ban bets aren’t enforced
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
05-04-2026, 02:47 PM
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I just wish allfather would commit to perma bans
#MakeBanningGreatAgain
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05-04-2026, 02:51 PM
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You're a racist since you didn't say anything defending allifter/toker who also got banned.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
05-04-2026, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Woah
You're a racist since you didn't say anything defending allifter/toker who also got banned.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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05-04-2026, 02:58 PM
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hopefully its only a day or something. the truth serum got him in trouble again
Trust me when I say, the FEDs are watching.
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05-04-2026, 03:02 PM
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He says something about going sober and tbh we don't need a sober Gary around these parts.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
05-04-2026, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
We dont need a hugely obese Godfrd but here we are.
He says something about going sober and tbh we don't need a sober Gary around these parts.
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05-04-2026, 03:46 PM
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OB is too strict on the rules. It's lame and gay.
Sit in my car on Friday nights so my cat thinks I have a social life crew
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
Really? Midget threatened my death several times and he was never banned. I think it's just porn
OB is too strict on the rules. It's lame and gay.
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Really? Midget threatened my death several times and he was never banned. I think it's just porn
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
05-04-2026, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
mini man....wish death upon me, so high on crack that ngga cant even see, betta watch ur back if u put a hex on me....Trust me when I say, the FEDs are watching.
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05-04-2026, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
All my ****** anti septic. Porn users should be stoned to death
Really? Midget threatened my death several times and he was never banned. I think it's just porn
Not in the AM
05-04-2026, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH⏩
Exactly like the kind of senior management that doesn't acknowledge all of the foundational work, that was developed and run through multiple iterations, that made validation and completion of the project possible in the first place, but instead recognises a single 3 hour run that was done off the back of other people's work in the first place. Fuck you.
Disgusting behavior to not take a ban and keep posting like nothing happened. Man of no spine
05-04-2026, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Son, you're much fatter than me and have been for years. As of today I weigh 253lbs. And I'm taller and less bald than you.
We dont need a hugely obese Godfrd but here we are.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, because you'll eat it.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
05-04-2026, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
If you keep recycling the same comebacks you can open a plant.
Son, you're much fatter than me and have been for years. As of today I weigh 253lbs. And I'm taller and less bald than you.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, because you'll eat it.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, because you'll eat it.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
You have a 3 inch penor, but it probably smells like a foot.
If you keep recycling the same comebacks you can open a plant.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
05-04-2026, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
It actually smells like a dick, if you had one you would know.
You have a 3 inch penor, but it probably smells like a foot.
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05-04-2026, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
There shouldn't be any smell. I know you can't bend down to smell it, so that must mean the door is so strong you can smell it while standing up. Like I said before. Questionable hygiene.
It actually smells like a dick, if you had one you would know.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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