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post 10000153033 05-05-2026, 08:28 AM
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Joe Burrow made it hnnnnnnng

I see you king


post 10000153037 05-05-2026, 08:31 AM
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He is good football player but he's also borderline cringe. Maybe its a generational thing I don't understand
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post 10000153045 05-05-2026, 08:38 AM
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It’s crazy how much better this guys life is than mine.

I wonder if he’s that much happier tho.

I don’t mean this to be a slight to Joe Burrow at all I’m just wondering if happiness scales linearly with money and the hottest women in the world. I wouldn’t know clearly because I’ve never lived that life.
post 10000153048 05-05-2026, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
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post 10000153052 05-05-2026, 08:49 AM
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The guy's ex girlfriend literally admitted to everyone online about how amazing he was in bed. 99.9% of women will talk shit about their ex's. He apparently is so much of a chad she couldn't help herself (no homo)
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Lol, I actually don't agree with this at all.

Who seriously dates a girl who describes herself as a Pansexual? She's hot, but as a guy who has dabbled with girls like this, we all know how it ends and he needs to kick her ass to the curb and find someone better. She's basically just using him for resources while trying to fuck a variety of people, which is not the type of shit a pro athlete needs to put up with.
post 10000153064 05-05-2026, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
The guy's ex girlfriend literally admitted to everyone online about how amazing he was in bed. 99.9% of women will talk shit about their ex's. He apparently is so much of a chad she couldn't help herself (no homo)
Is it really surprising that a professional athlete is good at laying pipe? Any dude who trains hard 12 months of the year should also be really good at laying pipe, even if his dick is 4 inches.
post 10000153076 05-05-2026, 09:00 AM
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Eastern European white>>>Latinas>>black white hybrids> white women>Aaians
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post 10000153099 05-05-2026, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
It’s crazy how much better this guys life is than mine.

I wonder if he’s that much happier tho.

I don’t mean this to be a slight to Joe Burrow at all I’m just wondering if happiness scales linearly with money and the hottest women in the world. I wouldn’t know clearly because I’ve never lived that life.
He is going to be in a world of pain when he hits middle age. He has had a major injury every year of his career.
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Originally Posted By WendellX⏩
He is going to be in a world of pain when he hits middle age. He has had a major injury every year of his career.
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post 10000153109 05-05-2026, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By brappbrah2⏩
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Gonna need more than that if he wants to lead a fulfilling life after 50

Nov 2020: Rookie season ended by a severe knee injury (left ACL, MCL, PCL, and meniscus tear) after a low hit.Nov 2023: Suffered a season-ending torn ligament in his right (throwing) wrist against the Ravens.Sept 2025: Sustained a Grade-3 turf toe injury on his left foot requiring surgery
post 10000153113 05-05-2026, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By WendellX⏩
Gonna need more than that if he wants to lead a fulfilling life after 50

Nov 2020: Rookie season ended by a severe knee injury (left ACL, MCL, PCL, and meniscus tear) after a low hit.Nov 2023: Suffered a season-ending torn ligament in his right (throwing) wrist against the Ravens.Sept 2025: Sustained a Grade-3 turf toe injury on his left foot requiring surgery
Yeah, I agree. Torn meniscus and torn wrist ligament are issues that don't really heal fully. Guaranteed he's still feeling lingering pain from both of those every day.
post 10000153139 05-05-2026, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Lol, I actually don't agree with this at all.

Who seriously dates a girl who describes herself as a Pansexual? She's hot, but as a guy who has dabbled with girls like this, we all know how it ends and he needs to kick her ass to the curb and find someone better. She's basically just using him for resources while trying to fuck a variety of people, which is not the type of shit a pro athlete needs to put up with.
He's not seriously dating her. Why would he seriously date anyone right now? He dicked down Jessica Alba just for the hell of it now he's back to prime cunny. She's only there to keep his dick wet and have fun while looking good on his arm, this won't ever get close to serious dating.
post 10000153170 05-05-2026, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Drhunglow⏩
He's not seriously dating her. Why would he seriously date anyone right now? He dicked down Jessica Alba just for the hell of it now he's back to prime cunny. She's only there to keep his dick wet and have fun while looking good on his arm, this won't ever get close to serious dating.
He is seriously dating her. He even has her on his payroll. Basically, he's doing a bunch of cuck shit to keep her around that he doesn't need to do.

I'm sure she brings around other girls for him to do threesomes with, so it's not all bad. And he likely has enough money that she could never truly milk him dry. But still it's not like he's 23 years old. She's just basically an Instathot, when he should at least be dating a legit model.
post 10000153171 05-05-2026, 10:06 AM
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Who is the girl and why wouldn’t he date her?

She looks good
post 10000153172 05-05-2026, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Who is the girl and why wouldn’t he date her?

She looks good
She's just some run of the mill Instathot that can be found in any small city in the US. He can literally have any girl he wants. Obviously any of us would smash her, but I'm pretty sure she lives with him.
post 10000153174 05-05-2026, 10:08 AM
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Poor guy has only made +200M on his NFL contracts and another +5M annually on endorsements; how will he ever cope! JFL
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