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» My doctor diagnosed me with an air tight butthole today (SRS)
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post 10000162543 05-11-2026, 05:01 PM
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My doctor diagnosed me with an air tight butthole today (SRS)

I have assumed for a while.

had bloodwork and an ultrasound done. my doctor said i have an air tight ass, which is not common for zoomers. thankfully i don't have HIV or anything life-threatening.keep in mind this is after not drinking for 4 months and after losing 40 pounds. if i continued on that unhealthy trajectory, it would not have ended well for me.this is a wake up call for all the bi curious tranny chasing alcoholics on the misc. get your chit together before it's too late srs.
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post 10000162544 05-11-2026, 05:03 PM
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"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 10000162601 05-11-2026, 05:32 PM
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i'll stretch out your butthole phaggot srs.
post 10000162608 05-11-2026, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky
i'll stretch out your butthole phaggot srs.
Is see you added my phrase under your avatar. I want royalties
El Bonobo
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post 10000162685 05-11-2026, 06:33 PM
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Congrats on the ballon knot. I had a colonoscopy two months ago and was dreading it for a year when I found out I had to get one. Just the thought of something weird going in there was anxiety-inducing. It was a breeze, though. I liked the rest I got.
post 10000162703 05-11-2026, 06:44 PM
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Thread is useless without pics. Bleached or what?
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post 10000162713 05-11-2026, 06:49 PM
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Tight butt man!

Too many loose butt mfers walking around here.



Grats on the good news.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000162721 05-11-2026, 06:52 PM
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Yo, my buttholes air tight too! We ain't fkn around
post 10000162728 05-11-2026, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
Tight butt man!

Too many loose butt mfers walking around here.



Grats on the good news.
Thx man!


Originally Posted By LDARidonot
Yo, my buttholes air tight too! We ain't fkn around
💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
El Bonobo
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post 10000162734 05-11-2026, 06:58 PM
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Mine is like that plus a ton of thick hair to keep out any unwanted intruders.
post 10000162777 05-11-2026, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
Mine is like that plus a ton of thick hair to keep out any unwanted intruders.
The Sicilian Sodomite Defense System....nice!
El Bonobo
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post 10000162851 05-11-2026, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Is see you added my phrase under your avatar. I want royalties
u wot m8? that phrase has been under my avatar for like 5 years brah.
post 10000162889 05-11-2026, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky
u wot m8? that phrase has been under my avatar for like 5 years brah.
Miscommunication. Timeline got fucked up.
El Bonobo
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