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post 10000164665 05-13-2026, 08:58 AM
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Kid just said "Dad, u got a BALD SPOT"

NotbadNotBrad...is it fkn over or what? Fuck my life. 55 and i have a bald spot developing in the top/back. Might just try the combover.
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post 10000164675 05-13-2026, 09:06 AM
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post 10000164679 05-13-2026, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta
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Spot for sale:



Spot sold to

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post 10000164683 05-13-2026, 09:10 AM
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It's okay bud, I got you.

post 10000164686 05-13-2026, 09:11 AM
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I don’t think it’s over.

You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.

I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
post 10000164689 05-13-2026, 09:12 AM
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post 10000164695 05-13-2026, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I don’t think it’s over.

You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.

I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
Solid advice, but when he turns his back the wife and kids will be pointing and laughing, and constantly speculating about his norwood level and "how over" it is for him when he's not around
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post 10000164697 05-13-2026, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
NotbadNotBrad...is it fkn over or what? Fuck my life. 55 and i have a bald spot developing in the top/back. Might just try the combover.
Can you grow a beard? You have options.

post 10000164709 05-13-2026, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth1
It's okay bud, I got you.


Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I don’t think it’s over.

You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.

I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
Originally Posted By RustledJimmies
Hope you can make a deal with the reaper Richbrah.
Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Solid advice, but when he turns his back the wife and kids will be pointing and laughing, and constantly speculating about his norwood level and "how over" it is for him when he's not around
Yep, finally broke down and took pic so i could see. Im fkn done...ded srs.

Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?



Originally Posted By JeepBruh
Can you grow a beard? You have options.


Holy fuk..
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post 10000164711 05-13-2026, 09:34 AM
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time to go full razor shave
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post 10000164713 05-13-2026, 09:35 AM
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That ain't bad for 55. I think I'm solid on top still but my hair line's creeping back. If it really bothers you, you could try beating your kids and see if that makes you feel better. Just remember your 55, and he might be able to take you.

I'm with @notbadnotbrad though. You've already reproduced so who cares.
MFC
post 10000164714 05-13-2026, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?





Holy fuk..
Yours is extremely minor compared to mine.

I used a product called toppik for a few years. It’s basically hair dust you sprinkle on the bald spot to cover it up.

I would go through a jar a week (you wouldn’t need close to that much). Also important to use hair spray on the hairs with toppik applied to lock it in otherwise it’s a lot messier.

Anyways here is me with and without toppik.


post 10000164721 05-13-2026, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Yep, finally broke down and took pic so i could see. Im fkn done...ded srs.

Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?


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post 10000164724 05-13-2026, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta
time to go full razor shave
Originally Posted By FarmersSon
That ain't bad for 55. I think I'm solid on top still but my hair line's creeping back. If it really bothers you, you could try beating your kids and see if that makes you feel better. Just remember your 55, and he might be able to take you.

I'm with @notbadnotbrad though. You've already reproduced so who cares.

Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Yours is extremely minor compared to mine.

I used a product called toppik for a few years. It’s basically hair dust you sprinkle on the bald spot to cover it up.

I would go through a jar a week (you wouldn’t need close to that much). Also important to use hair spray on the hairs with toppik applied to lock it in otherwise it’s a lot messier.

Anyways here is me with and without toppik.



Will look into..srs.
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post 10000164727 05-13-2026, 09:43 AM
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ya got a funny shaped head or something? why cover it up with make-up and catfish

embrace genetics ...... billions of years of evolution led to this exact moment
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post 10000164728 05-13-2026, 09:43 AM
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didn't know you had kids. anyways i wouldn't call it a bald spot but your hair is thinning. the reaper is def approaching tho
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post 10000164729 05-13-2026, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules

I used to keep the whole top at a #3 clipper blade, now Im trying to grow it back to help cover it and I'll have to use that dust stuff or spray. Christ, even @MichelleLnne
would even walk rite by now. :(
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post 10000164731 05-13-2026, 09:44 AM
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post 10000164740 05-13-2026, 09:48 AM
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Lol pretty normal for a 55 year old boyo
post 10000164742 05-13-2026, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta
ya got a funny shaped head or something? why cover it up with make-up and catfish

embrace genetics ...... billions of years of evolution led to this exact moment
Billions of years of evolution led to horrible disease and death yet medicine is a thing.

Obviously hair loss isn’t serious in comparison but using evolution as an argument for not wanting to go bald is illogical.
post 10000164747 05-13-2026, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Lol pretty normal for a 55 year old boyo
oof
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post 10000164751 05-13-2026, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Billions of years of evolution led to horrible disease and death yet medicine is a thing.

Obviously hair loss isn’t serious in comparison but using evolution as an argument for not wanting to go bald is illogical.
bro havent you seen the fad of perineum sunning / tanning? this is like evolving a butthole on the top of your head to get maximum sun exposure .... seems kinda logical this way

few minutes of sun exposure can provide a massive energy boost, improve sleep, boost libido, and enhance creativity
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post 10000164755 05-13-2026, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta
bro havent you seen the fad of perineum sunning / tanning? this is like evolving a butthole on the top of your head to get maximum sun exposure .... seems kinda logical this way

few minutes of sun exposure can provide a massive energy boost, improve sleep, boost libido, and enhance creativity
You know when your arms get sunburn and you can peel off a big sheet of skin if you're patient enough.

Do baldcels do that on their heads?
post 10000164762 05-13-2026, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth1
You know when your arms get sunburn and you can peel off a big sheet of skin if you're patient enough.

Do baldcels do that on their heads?
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Lol pretty normal for a 55 year old boyo
Bro, i was the first to post in your good vibes thread and now this...Now my life is ruined. You were sposed to HEX Mario..not me and my gotdam hair. :(
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Bro, i was the first to post in your good vibes thread and now this...Now my life is ruined. You were sposed to HEX Mario..not me and my gotdam hair. :(
Lmao that's been balding slowly for a decade or longer don't blame me for norwood

he comes for most eventually
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Yep, finally broke down and took pic so i could see. Im fkn done...ded srs.

Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?






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