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Kid just said "Dad, u got a BALD SPOT"
NotbadNotBrad...is it fkn over or what? Fuck my life. 55 and i have a bald spot developing in the top/back. Might just try the combover.
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05-13-2026, 09:06 AM
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05-13-2026, 09:10 AM
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It's okay bud, I got you.


05-13-2026, 09:11 AM
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I don’t think it’s over.
You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.
I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.
I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Solid advice, but when he turns his back the wife and kids will be pointing and laughing, and constantly speculating about his norwood level and "how over" it is for him when he's not around
I don’t think it’s over.
You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.
I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.
I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
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05-13-2026, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Can you grow a beard? You have options.
NotbadNotBrad...is it fkn over or what? Fuck my life. 55 and i have a bald spot developing in the top/back. Might just try the combover.

05-13-2026, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth1⏩
It's okay bud, I got you.
Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I don’t think it’s over.
You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.
I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
You have a family and a kid. Who cares about hair at that point.
I wish I had more important things going on in my life besides hair.
Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
Hope you can make a deal with the reaper Richbrah.
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Yep, finally broke down and took pic so i could see. Im fkn done...ded srs.
Solid advice, but when he turns his back the wife and kids will be pointing and laughing, and constantly speculating about his norwood level and "how over" it is for him when he's not around
Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?
Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩
Holy fuk..
Can you grow a beard? You have options.
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05-13-2026, 09:34 AM
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That ain't bad for 55. I think I'm solid on top still but my hair line's creeping back. If it really bothers you, you could try beating your kids and see if that makes you feel better. Just remember your 55, and he might be able to take you.
I'm with @notbadnotbrad though. You've already reproduced so who cares.
I'm with @notbadnotbrad though. You've already reproduced so who cares.
MFC
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Yours is extremely minor compared to mine.
Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?
Holy fuk..
Holy fuk..
I used a product called toppik for a few years. It’s basically hair dust you sprinkle on the bald spot to cover it up.
I would go through a jar a week (you wouldn’t need close to that much). Also important to use hair spray on the hairs with toppik applied to lock it in otherwise it’s a lot messier.
Anyways here is me with and without toppik.

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Yep, finally broke down and took pic so i could see. Im fkn done...ded srs.
Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?
Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
time to go full razor shave
Originally Posted By FarmersSon⏩
That ain't bad for 55. I think I'm solid on top still but my hair line's creeping back. If it really bothers you, you could try beating your kids and see if that makes you feel better. Just remember your 55, and he might be able to take you.
I'm with @notbadnotbrad though. You've already reproduced so who cares.
I'm with @notbadnotbrad though. You've already reproduced so who cares.
Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Will look into..srs.
Yours is extremely minor compared to mine.
I used a product called toppik for a few years. It’s basically hair dust you sprinkle on the bald spot to cover it up.
I would go through a jar a week (you wouldn’t need close to that much). Also important to use hair spray on the hairs with toppik applied to lock it in otherwise it’s a lot messier.
Anyways here is me with and without toppik.
I used a product called toppik for a few years. It’s basically hair dust you sprinkle on the bald spot to cover it up.
I would go through a jar a week (you wouldn’t need close to that much). Also important to use hair spray on the hairs with toppik applied to lock it in otherwise it’s a lot messier.
Anyways here is me with and without toppik.
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05-13-2026, 09:43 AM
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ya got a funny shaped head or something? why cover it up with make-up and catfish
embrace genetics ...... billions of years of evolution led to this exact moment
embrace genetics ...... billions of years of evolution led to this exact moment
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I used to keep the whole top at a #3 clipper blade, now Im trying to grow it back to help cover it and I'll have to use that dust stuff or spray. Christ, even @MichelleLnne
would even walk rite by now. :(
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Lol pretty normal for a 55 year old boyo
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
Billions of years of evolution led to horrible disease and death yet medicine is a thing.
ya got a funny shaped head or something? why cover it up with make-up and catfish
embrace genetics ...... billions of years of evolution led to this exact moment
embrace genetics ...... billions of years of evolution led to this exact moment
Obviously hair loss isn’t serious in comparison but using evolution as an argument for not wanting to go bald is illogical.
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
bro havent you seen the fad of perineum sunning / tanning? this is like evolving a butthole on the top of your head to get maximum sun exposure .... seems kinda logical this way
Billions of years of evolution led to horrible disease and death yet medicine is a thing.
Obviously hair loss isn’t serious in comparison but using evolution as an argument for not wanting to go bald is illogical.
Obviously hair loss isn’t serious in comparison but using evolution as an argument for not wanting to go bald is illogical.
few minutes of sun exposure can provide a massive energy boost, improve sleep, boost libido, and enhance creativity
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
You know when your arms get sunburn and you can peel off a big sheet of skin if you're patient enough.
bro havent you seen the fad of perineum sunning / tanning? this is like evolving a butthole on the top of your head to get maximum sun exposure .... seems kinda logical this way
few minutes of sun exposure can provide a massive energy boost, improve sleep, boost libido, and enhance creativity
few minutes of sun exposure can provide a massive energy boost, improve sleep, boost libido, and enhance creativity
Do baldcels do that on their heads?
05-13-2026, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth1⏩
You know when your arms get sunburn and you can peel off a big sheet of skin if you're patient enough.
Do baldcels do that on their heads?
Do baldcels do that on their heads?
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Bro, i was the first to post in your good vibes thread and now this...Now my life is ruined. You were sposed to HEX Mario..not me and my gotdam hair. :(
Lol pretty normal for a 55 year old boyo
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05-13-2026, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Lmao that's been balding slowly for a decade or longer don't blame me for norwood
Bro, i was the first to post in your good vibes thread and now this...Now my life is ruined. You were sposed to HEX Mario..not me and my gotdam hair. :(
he comes for most eventually
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Fukin BROOOOOTAL
Yep, finally broke down and took pic so i could see. Im fkn done...ded srs.
Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?
Isn't there like a spray paint i could use?
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