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05-16-2026, 11:31 AM
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Just got accused of stealing muh take-out food #immigration
went to get muh burgers and saw my bag with my name right in front of me. assumed I could take it and I did. As i was walking out a 20s young white-woman screaming at me about taking the order. Began to explain to her that's its mine...she says 'we've had a lot of problems with people stealing orders'.
I almost started a rant ala The Third Reich but noticed other diners were watching me. i wanted to explain to her whatdya expect when you let tens of millions of people in without any work-authorization or vetting? Of course you will have an increase in petty crimes like stealing food orders. I wanted to mention to her are you paying attention to whom does the stealing? Muh guess is it hasn't occurred to her its foreign delivery drivers.
Fucking death by a thousand papercuts. stealing orders, talking loudly on the phone in public, no respect for shared spaces, littering, etc. I'm always on the verge of losing it and almost did but I knew i would be the one who came across like some sperging-out nazi.
btw; i got banned from my city's reddit in a thread for the increase in car-accidents, for mentioning "ever notice how everyone who gets in these accidents have black hair and wear sandals?"
I almost started a rant ala The Third Reich but noticed other diners were watching me. i wanted to explain to her whatdya expect when you let tens of millions of people in without any work-authorization or vetting? Of course you will have an increase in petty crimes like stealing food orders. I wanted to mention to her are you paying attention to whom does the stealing? Muh guess is it hasn't occurred to her its foreign delivery drivers.
Fucking death by a thousand papercuts. stealing orders, talking loudly on the phone in public, no respect for shared spaces, littering, etc. I'm always on the verge of losing it and almost did but I knew i would be the one who came across like some sperging-out nazi.
btw; i got banned from my city's reddit in a thread for the increase in car-accidents, for mentioning "ever notice how everyone who gets in these accidents have black hair and wear sandals?"
05-16-2026, 11:33 AM
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Serves u right for eating g0yslop
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05-16-2026, 11:34 AM
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So, you're a foreigner too? Otherwise, you wouldn't have gotten yelled at. Master race checking in.
05-16-2026, 11:55 AM
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Imagine getting bitched out by a 20 year old woman. The immigrants moggg you
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05-16-2026, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
wait a minute? do you think stealing food shows high sexual-market value (aka mogging)? maybe you're right. maybe if I did steal the order she woulda been low-key attracted to me.
Imagine getting bitched out by a 20 year old woman. The immigrants moggg you
thanks for the tip. in the future, gonna show these restaurant sloots that I'm the bad-boy they dream of meeting.
05-16-2026, 12:07 PM
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I would literally just walk out and not even let her finish her instructions. You were not stealing the food, it was your food. You paid for it. You don’t need extra permission.
I have literally walked behind the counter to grab my food on multiple occasions. These places have you waiting for 20 minutes while your food gets cold.
They literally can’t touch you, they literally can’t do anything other than call the cops but you haven’t committed a crime.
In order to trespass you, you have to be asked to leave.
Just be out the door before you are asked to leave.
I have literally walked behind the counter to grab my food on multiple occasions. These places have you waiting for 20 minutes while your food gets cold.
They literally can’t touch you, they literally can’t do anything other than call the cops but you haven’t committed a crime.
In order to trespass you, you have to be asked to leave.
Just be out the door before you are asked to leave.
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05-16-2026, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
greetings, fellow Romulan
Master race checking in.
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05-16-2026, 12:29 PM
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05-16-2026, 12:31 PM
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05-16-2026, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩
fixed that for you and let's be honest you would of done nothing but stayed quite like you did.. just because you imagined in your head this what you would of done. doesn't mean you actually done it.
it happened. almost feel like going back and really chimping out in the restaurant. ruined the burgers for me tbh.
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