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Thread: Was Hitler a Norwood 3? (Balding Brahs and Nazis GTFIH)

post 10000181203 05-22-2026, 07:55 PM
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Was Hitler a Norwood 3? (Balding Brahs and Nazis GTFIH)

So I made this as a joke to shut down a race war in one of my threads. But I noticed Adolf probably had a run in with the Reaper as far back as WW1 from the looks of things.



What level Norwood is this? I can put aside the one ball, the stupid tache, and the fact he was 5'8" but we'll need to pick a new leader of the white race if his hairline is somehow worse than expandingMidget's.


Stalin had a banger of a hairline btw... But was a total manlet.



Churchill was a baldcel, but won the war and killed like a million Indians.

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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Churchill was a baldcel, but won the war and killed like a million Indians.


What a legend
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post 10000181251 05-22-2026, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
What a legend
My hero tbh. Alcoholic shit remover.
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I think Norwood 2.5 but could be 3 for sure.

Do you know if he was balding in the crown area?
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I think Norwood 2.5 but could be 3 for sure.

Do you know if he was balding in the crown area?




Looks pretty solid there.

Here he is over time.

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the exalted one gets a pass.
dyel ?
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post 10000181261 05-22-2026, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
the exalted one gets a pass.
dyel ?
LMAO, about a million of you little phaggots didn't though.

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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩




Looks pretty solid there.

Here he is over time.


I think his crown is probably intact.

His hairline isn’t good though.

His haircut is atrocious too … he needs to get some layers and maybe use a sea salt spray for volume and texture.

Also his entire face is recessed, lacking forward projection.

4/10.
post 10000181263 05-22-2026, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I think his crown is probably intact.

His hairline isn’t good though.

His haircut is atrocious too … he needs to get some layers and maybe use a sea salt spray for volume and texture.

Also his entire face is recessed, lacking forward projection.

4/10.
So the reaper did come for Adolf?
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
LMAO, about a million of you little phaggots didn't though.


bish we achieved independence 2 years after his death.
and we did it by forcing you out by defiance , and then churchill was hating against indians cause he disappointed the crown


millions might have been lost but it was worth it.

oh and make sure you don’t walk around birmingham alone , you might get diddled by Uk’s upstanding citizens
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
bish we achieved independence 2 years after his death.
and we did it by forcing you out by defiance , and then churchill was hating against indians cause he disappointed the crown


millions might have been lost but it was worth it.

oh and make sure you don’t walk around birmingham alone , you might get diddled by Uk’s upstanding citizens
Oh... Look at all we lost.

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He ruined that mustache for everyone

No issue wearing it but you'd become a pariah for the cancel culture leftards and probably get assassinated by jooz
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
He ruined that mustache for everyone

No issue wearing it but you'd become a pariah for the cancel culture leftards and probably get assassinated by jooz
Nah, Richard Herring fixed that like 15 years ago. Even the Observer enjoyed it.



Ironically enough, he later lost a ball and did a stand up special about it.
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I love Hitler, I don't approve of everything he did, but as a person I feel a lot of love for him (no homo)

I read his book and he was a gentle spirit at heart.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Nah, Richard Herring fixed that like 15 years ago. Even the Observer enjoyed it.



Ironically enough, he later lost a ball and did a stand up special about it.
lmao
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Could be Norwood -2 and he’d still be the ultimate untermenschen
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Churchill would have never went against Germany had he seen the state of Britain today.

We were brainwashed and sent to kill our cousins who finally had the balls to say no more to globalist bankers
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩




Looks pretty solid there.

Here he is over time.


1916 moustache man was mogging. Would help advance to power
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
1916 moustache man was mogging. Would help advance to power
It is a odd choice for facial hair, that moustache I wonder what motivated him to shave it that way
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
So the reaper did come for Adolf?
You know what's worse? the grim reaper. Get ur affairs in order boyo
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The reaper came but couldn’t him from baking 6 million cookies in 5 years, allegedly of course, as if it’s even possible.
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
Churchill would have never went against Germany had he seen the state of Britain today.

We were brainwashed and sent to kill our cousins who finally had the balls to say no more to globalist bankers
Indeed-he fought to defeat Nazis, not have them waving our flag.



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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
You know what's worse? the grim reaper. Get ur affairs in order boyo
See you complain about harassment but then come into people's threads and start shit like the weird little cunt you are.

Then you wonder why everyone hates you.
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
It is a odd choice for facial hair, that moustache I wonder what motivated him to shave it that way
This made me curious.

The accepted story is that he had to trim his mustache during WWI to be able to wear a gas mask. The toothbrush mustache was around already (no clear history but had started in the US) but was a new style and would have been kind of a fashion statement at the time he adopted it.

Mogger quote:

“In 1923, Hitler's future publicist Ernst Hanfstaengl advised Hitler to lose the toothbrush, to which he replied, "If it is not the fashion now, it will be later because I wear it." Hanfstaengl subsequently adopted the style.“
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Originally Posted By jimbob008⏩
Indeed-he fought to defeat Nazis, not have them waving our flag.




That’s some bs u retards always pick the biggest basket cases lol. Plenty of rational non nutty Nazis. It’s funny every time in Hollywood movies when there are white supremacists they always make sure to portray them as dumb as they can and low lifes

They portray black power people as geniuses
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