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post 10000181603 05-23-2026, 08:52 AM
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I called out my wife about pretending to submit to me but not really doing it

My wife wants to give bullshit made up names to our children (assuming God will bless us with children), and I made a list of 4 names (2 male, 2 female), and I said "this are the names we will use" and she didn't agree. Then I told her that she should submit to my will, not just claim that she does to appear virtuous. I could tell it hit her right in the feels and then she submitted or at least pretended to in the debate and surrendered to my will
post 10000181606 05-23-2026, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
My wife wants to give bullshit made up names to our children (assuming God will bless us with children), and I made a list of 4 names (2 male, 2 female), and I said "this are the names we will use" and she didn't agree. Then I told her that she should submit to my will, not just claim that she does to appear virtuous. I could tell it hit her right in the feels and then she submitted or at least pretended to in the debate and surrendered to my will
I consulted my bible and there's only one thing that can be done unfortunately.

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post 10000181608 05-23-2026, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I consulted my bible and there's only one thing that can be done unfortunately.


If God blesses us with children, I am going to put my foot down and stick to my list of names, I put a lot of thought into it, and I will not allow made up bullshit names, that is child abuse
post 10000181609 05-23-2026, 08:57 AM
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post 10000181613 05-23-2026, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
If God blesses us with children, I am going to put my foot down and stick to my list of names, I put a lot of thought into it, and I will not allow made up bullshit names, that is child abuse
Lmao when she calls the little fucker Daquan after his real daddy.
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post 10000181616 05-23-2026, 09:02 AM
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You are absolutely going to name someone else’s children.


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post 10000181633 05-23-2026, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
You are absolutely going to name someone else’s children.


Negged for no pics.
nah, when the dna results come back negative, she can change the names to whatever she likes and also gtfo my house
post 10000181638 05-23-2026, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
nah, when the dna results come back negative, she can change the names to whatever she likes and also gtfo my house
Right but if she has kids they will be someone else’s.
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post 10000181649 05-23-2026, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Right but if she has kids they will be someone else’s.
don't overdo this joke, it wasn't even that funny the first time brah, don't disrespect me yo
post 10000181651 05-23-2026, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
nah, when the dna results come back negative, she can change the names to whatever she likes and also gtfo my house
A startling glimpse into the future for OP:

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post 10000181654 05-23-2026, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
A startling glimpse into the future for OP:


Nice, Jehova God is great
post 10000181656 05-23-2026, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
Nice, Jehova God is great
What does your wife look like anyway?

Pics?
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post 10000181659 05-23-2026, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
What does your wife look like anyway?

Pics?
She looks ok, nothing to write home about, why do you ask?
post 10000181660 05-23-2026, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
She looks ok, nothing to write home about, why do you ask?
If she was like an 8+ I'd totally invite her to my bible study class and keep her safe from both Tyrone and Jamal.

If she's meh you can keep her.
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post 10000181661 05-23-2026, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
If she was like an 8+ I'd totally invite her to my bible study class and keep her safe from both Tyrone and Jamal.

If she's meh you can keep her.
Only a cuck would marry an 8+, you'd have to be seriously fucking stupid.
I dated a really hot chick once, and she would be posting thirst trap gym statuses on social media all the time. No thanks jeff
post 10000181665 05-23-2026, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
Only a cuck would marry an 8+, you'd have to be seriously fucking stupid
An 8+ is like a tiger. Some of us have enough to keep that bitch on a leash.

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post 10000181668 05-23-2026, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
An 8+ is like a tiger. Some of us have enough to keep that bitch on a leash.


the government took his tiger, no man is greater than the rules of the universe, not even mike
post 10000181712 05-23-2026, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
don't overdo this joke, it wasn't even that funny the first time brah, don't disrespect me yo
I can tell by the kind of posts you make your wife gets filled up by other men
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
A startling glimpse into the future for OP:


Lmfao , I see what you did there
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