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post 10000182454 05-23-2026, 07:25 PM
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I've had a hex put on be before

Since that pathetic little dwarf cunt ExpandingAnus has popped a hex on me I've been thinking back to other people who have tried to off me through demonic means. When I was a younger chap, I had a thing for emo chicks and goth girls. Those are literally the only other people, beyond the dole sponging crackhead, that indulge in that black magic bollocks.

They hexed me too when I pumped and dumped them. They are into some freaky chit though, like biting until they draw blood. One licked my arsehole as well.

Teenage goth girls are also prone to mood swings like he is. Maybe he's actually a 14-year-old lass on her period, that would explain a lot.



Anyway, I believe in our Lord Jesus Christ so I'm totally immune to all that occult bollocks.
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post 10000182460 05-23-2026, 07:28 PM
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post 10000182461 05-23-2026, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩

As always, I'm not listening to that. You sweaty little cocksucker.
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post 10000182464 05-23-2026, 07:30 PM
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Why can't we all just get along?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000182466 05-23-2026, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Why can't we all just get along?
Because Midget is a radged little cunt.
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post 10000182470 05-23-2026, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Why can't we all just get along?
post 10000182473 05-23-2026, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩

Vocaroo is banned in my state.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000182475 05-23-2026, 07:33 PM
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Can someone transcribe the Midget's retarded responses. I can't stand the sound of his voice at the best of times and my wife's in the room. I don't want to explain why my laptop sounds like a homeless crackhead from Norn Iron.
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post 10000182480 05-23-2026, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Can someone transcribe the Midget's retarded responses. I can't stand the sound of his voice at the best of times and my wife's in the room. I don't want to explain why my laptop sounds like a homeless crackhead from Norn Iron.
I;d fuck ur wife right in front of u m8 so get the stool ready and pick a corner of the room

I;ll let u watch
post 10000182482 05-23-2026, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I;d fuck ur wife right in front of u m8 so get the stool ready and pick a corner of the room

I;ll let u watch
"Height: 5'6""

Cunt, I'd use you as a fucking condom while I'm riding your inbred sister.
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post 10000182483 05-23-2026, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
"Height: 5'6""

Cunt, I'd use you as a fucking condom while I'm riding your inbred sister.
I'd show ur wife what a real dick looks like u kangaroo rapiist

trust me, it's bigger than urs
post 10000182485 05-23-2026, 07:39 PM
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I may have been cursed with typos as there's one in the thread title.

Mind, that may also be the cascade of margaritas I worked my way through while watching the boxing. More likely to be that really.

Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I'd show ur wife what a real dick looks like u kangaroo rapiist

trust me, it's bigger than urs
You're a fucking 5'6" dick. That much is true.
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post 10000182489 05-23-2026, 07:41 PM
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the misc witchcraft hex wars continue to intensify

salt thy door steps, ward thy name

for it is not safe!
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post 10000182493 05-23-2026, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I may have been cursed with typos as there's one in the thread title.

Mind, that may also be the cascade of margaritas I worked my way through while watching the boxing. More likely to be that really.



You're a fucking 5'6" dick. That much is true.
When are u coming back to the UK? not got family in england?


come on over or tell u what I;ll come over to YOU let's see how brave u are then i'll bite ur nose off
post 10000182494 05-23-2026, 07:43 PM
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u dun goofed up now son
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post 10000182496 05-23-2026, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By TheBigDookster⏩
the misc witchcraft hex wars continue to intensify

salt thy door steps, ward thy name

for it is not safe!
Again, I believe in Christ, so there's nothing this little prick can do to me spiritually. He's also a literal midget, and what he writes on here suggests he knows fuck all about fighting, so he can't do anything to me physically either.

Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
When are u coming back to the UK? not got family in england?


come on over or tell u what I;ll come over to YOU let's see how brave u are then i'll bite ur nose off
Fancy heading to South Yorkshire at Christmas? I'll happily head into Doncaster, smash all three of your teeth out, then head back to my Sister's for some port and a cheese board.

Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
u dun goofed up now son
Shut up you paedophile.
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post 10000182498 05-23-2026, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Again, I believe in Christ, so there's nothing this little prick can do to me spiritually. He's also a literal midget, and what he writes on here suggests he knows fuck all about fighting, so he can't do anything to me physically either.



Fancy heading to South Yorkshire at Christmas? I'll happily head into Doncaster, smash all three of your teeth out, then head back to my Sister's for some port and a cheese board.
m8 no empty talk 100 fukin percent u don't turn up u accept a permanent ban

u think im fuckin around? lol @ christmas u will be dead by then


a lot sooner
post 10000182500 05-23-2026, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
m8 no empty talk 100 fukin percent u don't turn up u accept a permanent ban

u think im fuckin around? lol @ christmas u will be dead by then


a lot sooner
Works for me. I'll take a 15 minute taxi ride to boot your head off your shoulders.

Just don't go crying to the pigs after. Grassing little shit.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Since that pathetic little dwarf cunt ExpandingAnus has popped a hex on me I've been thinking back to other people who have tried to off me through demonic means. When I was a younger chap, I had a thing for emo chicks and goth girls. Those are literally the only other people, beyond the dole sponging crackhead, that indulge in that black magic bollocks.

They hexed me too when I pumped and dumped them. They are into some freaky chit though, like biting until they draw blood. One licked my arsehole as well.

Teenage goth girls are also prone to mood swings like he is. Maybe he's actually a 14-year-old lass on her period, that would explain a lot.



Anyway, I believe in our Lord Jesus Christ so I'm totally immune to all that occult bollocks.
I have powers Kenneth...his hexes don't work.

He'll even tell you...I'm the good witch.

<3
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post 10000182502 05-23-2026, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I have powers Kenneth...his hexes don't work.

He'll even tell you...I'm the good witch.

<3
Turn up round mine dressed like this and I'll give you a broomstick to ride bby...

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post 10000182503 05-23-2026, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Works for me. I'll take a 15 minute taxi ride to boot your head off your shoulders.

Just don't go crying to the pigs after. Grassing little shit.
Let's fucking go fggt
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I have powers Kenneth...his hexes don't work.

He'll even tell you...I'm the good witch.

<3
You crush his hexes, and I crushed him in the arm contest. Bad time for Midge, but we still love him
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sending good vibes bru
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
You crush him his hexes, and I crushed him in the arm contest. Bad time for Midge, but we still love him
I'm going to literally crush him with a right hook, piss on him, then post a pic of his spazzed up dripping face after.

It's not doxxing if the prick has come to me, knowing full well what would happen, and it's a pic I've taken myself.

Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
sending good vibes bru
Hehe ty men.
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
You crush him his hexes, and I crushed him in the arm contest. Bad time for Midge, but we still love him
Does he still have his 22 yr old girfriend?

She can fix him...I'm sure of it. :)
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Does he still have his 22 yr old girfriend?

She can fix him...I'm sure of it. :)
Turns out it wasn't her age, it's just the number of fingers he has on both of his hands. That's the closest the little inbred prick'll ever get to a "girlfriend."
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Turn up round mine dressed like this and I'll give you a broomstick to ride bby...


It's low 50's here right now. I might need my dress a little longer.

<3
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post 10000182515 05-23-2026, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Does he still have his 22 yr old girfriend?

She can fix him...I'm sure of it. :)
Yes i do actually

think ur bein funny?
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Turns out it wasn't her age, it's just the number of fingers he has on both of his hands. That's the closest the little inbred prick'll ever get to a "girlfriend."
i am 100% dead serious u better show up ur gettin slaughtered regardless
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
It's low 50's here right now. I might need my dress a little longer.

<3
It's 60ish here. Also raining. Made the bike ride interesting, finished four hours ago and I still haven't warmed up.

My fault for putting the air con in the window. It always goes from the middle of summer to two weeks of misery when I do that.

Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
i am 100% dead serious u better show up ur gettin slaughtered regardless
Are you actually taking the perma when you puss out this time? Because you snaked out of it last time we had a perma bet.

Either way, I'm 15 minutes away so it's no bother for me.
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