Thread: TAKE IT FOR WHAT ITS WORTH...
05-24-2026, 07:25 AM
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TAKE IT FOR WHAT ITS WORTH...
Iran Agreed to Surrender Enriched Uranium, End Nuclear Ambitions in Tentative Deal with Trump
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/05/24/iran-agreed-to-surrender-enriched-uranium-end-nuclear-ambitions-in-tentative-deal-with-trump-reports/
Multiple reports have indicated that U.S. negotiators believe that Iran has committed to giving up its nuclear ambitions and its highly enriched uranium as a part of a broader peace deal with President Donald Trump.
On Saturday afternoon, President Trump announced that an “agreement has been largely negotiated” between Washington and Tehran. However, Mr Trump said that the final details of the deal were still being discussed and would not be made public at the time.
According to a report from the New York Times, citing “two U.S. officials”, the Islamist regime in Iran verbally agreed to U.S. negotiators that it would give up its stockpile of highly enriched uranium.
PS..imagine reading that and becoming enraged.
You know who you are.
And yes, I know, 99% chance of...INB4 nada happens.
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/05/24/iran-agreed-to-surrender-enriched-uranium-end-nuclear-ambitions-in-tentative-deal-with-trump-reports/
Multiple reports have indicated that U.S. negotiators believe that Iran has committed to giving up its nuclear ambitions and its highly enriched uranium as a part of a broader peace deal with President Donald Trump.
On Saturday afternoon, President Trump announced that an “agreement has been largely negotiated” between Washington and Tehran. However, Mr Trump said that the final details of the deal were still being discussed and would not be made public at the time.
According to a report from the New York Times, citing “two U.S. officials”, the Islamist regime in Iran verbally agreed to U.S. negotiators that it would give up its stockpile of highly enriched uranium.
PS..imagine reading that and becoming enraged.
You know who you are.
And yes, I know, 99% chance of...INB4 nada happens.
05-24-2026, 07:38 AM
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05-24-2026, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
This seems about as trustworthy as Iran giving up all it's nuclear material.
05-24-2026, 07:49 AM
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Iran has not agreed to hand over highly enriched uranium stockpile, senior Iranian source tells Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/iran-has-not-agreed-hand-over-highly-enriched-uranium-stockpile-senior-iranian-2026-05-24/
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/iran-has-not-agreed-hand-over-highly-enriched-uranium-stockpile-senior-iranian-2026-05-24/
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05-24-2026, 08:29 AM
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I said in another thread, I'd be happy if this was true. Unfortunately, there's a better chance of Waingro getting laid
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05-24-2026, 08:45 AM
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Here is what one says
We shall see
There is a lot of noise surrounding the potential US/Iran deal.
Here’s what the rumors are so far:
- Iran has agreed to give up its stockpile of highly enriched uranium. Iran currently has 400 kg of highly enriched uranium. Enough for 11 nuclear bombs.
- The US would begin a phased unfreezing of Iran’s $6b to $30b in cash.
- The Strait of Hormuz will open up.
- Iran won’t charge a penny for ships to pass through. No $2m toll fee.
- The US agrees to relieve some of the sanctions.
- War ENDS on all fronts with Lebanon.
- US forces near Iran to withdraw.
- 30 to 60 days to finalize the nuclear deal.
If true, that’s a massive victory for the President.
Here are the winners and losers.
Winners:
1. American people. Oil prices will likely fall. Shipping insurance costs drop. Inflation pressure eases.
2. The President
3. Global markets.
4. Stock market.
5. Gulf states. Temporary tension eliminated. I have them as both winners and losers.
6. IRGC gains legitimacy. They’re not Venezuela. Whether anyone likes it or not. Including myself.
7. China is a major winner. The Strait of Hormuz hurt them the most. They can spin this to their people that the deal got done after the President left China.
8. Russia relies on Iran being a bit more stable.
9. NATO nations were starting to worry. They were pansies shivering about having to help the US. (They’re also big losers in my eyes)
Losers:
1. Iranian people. No one knows what the IRGC will do after this deal to their own people. Their media outlets will say they beat America. That message will 100% be pushed. The Iranian people will be under even more scrutiny by the IRGC.
2. Obama’s administration. This sounds like a much stronger deal than Obama’s administration made.
3. Netanyahu. He wanted regime change or collapse for his legacy, but Trump wasn’t on the same page at the end.
4. NATO was exposed. They showed they don’t have America’s back if shit were to hit the fan. Terrible moment for them.
5. Reza Pahlavi. Another year of not being able to help his people become free. This point will lead to more memes by the RP loyalists but it’s the truth.
6. Gulf states. The IRGC still controls a neighbor capable of firing rockets at surrounding Gulf nations.
7. Iranian proxies and non state actors. Hezbollah, Houthis, and Shia militias will not receive the same funding flow if sanctions are removed under limitations tied to the agreement.
8. Defense contractors and war hawks. They wanted this thing to continue so they could land massive contracts. I’m sure they’re not happy.
9. Oil producers benefiting from high prices.
10. Political extremists on both sides. Those who wanted to see the President lose (woke right) and those pushing for nuclear war.
11. Democrats. They desperately needed this to continue heading into the midterms. They will HATE this deal. Don’t worry, they’ll still find a way to blame Trump. But independents won’t fall for the BS. Democrats and the woke right will follow suit, but not reasonable independents who can see through the nonsense.
I'm skeptical but consciously optimistic.
Here’s what the rumors are so far:
- Iran has agreed to give up its stockpile of highly enriched uranium. Iran currently has 400 kg of highly enriched uranium. Enough for 11 nuclear bombs.
- The US would begin a phased unfreezing of Iran’s $6b to $30b in cash.
- The Strait of Hormuz will open up.
- Iran won’t charge a penny for ships to pass through. No $2m toll fee.
- The US agrees to relieve some of the sanctions.
- War ENDS on all fronts with Lebanon.
- US forces near Iran to withdraw.
- 30 to 60 days to finalize the nuclear deal.
If true, that’s a massive victory for the President.
Here are the winners and losers.
Winners:
1. American people. Oil prices will likely fall. Shipping insurance costs drop. Inflation pressure eases.
2. The President
3. Global markets.
4. Stock market.
5. Gulf states. Temporary tension eliminated. I have them as both winners and losers.
6. IRGC gains legitimacy. They’re not Venezuela. Whether anyone likes it or not. Including myself.
7. China is a major winner. The Strait of Hormuz hurt them the most. They can spin this to their people that the deal got done after the President left China.
8. Russia relies on Iran being a bit more stable.
9. NATO nations were starting to worry. They were pansies shivering about having to help the US. (They’re also big losers in my eyes)
Losers:
1. Iranian people. No one knows what the IRGC will do after this deal to their own people. Their media outlets will say they beat America. That message will 100% be pushed. The Iranian people will be under even more scrutiny by the IRGC.
2. Obama’s administration. This sounds like a much stronger deal than Obama’s administration made.
3. Netanyahu. He wanted regime change or collapse for his legacy, but Trump wasn’t on the same page at the end.
4. NATO was exposed. They showed they don’t have America’s back if shit were to hit the fan. Terrible moment for them.
5. Reza Pahlavi. Another year of not being able to help his people become free. This point will lead to more memes by the RP loyalists but it’s the truth.
6. Gulf states. The IRGC still controls a neighbor capable of firing rockets at surrounding Gulf nations.
7. Iranian proxies and non state actors. Hezbollah, Houthis, and Shia militias will not receive the same funding flow if sanctions are removed under limitations tied to the agreement.
8. Defense contractors and war hawks. They wanted this thing to continue so they could land massive contracts. I’m sure they’re not happy.
9. Oil producers benefiting from high prices.
10. Political extremists on both sides. Those who wanted to see the President lose (woke right) and those pushing for nuclear war.
11. Democrats. They desperately needed this to continue heading into the midterms. They will HATE this deal. Don’t worry, they’ll still find a way to blame Trump. But independents won’t fall for the BS. Democrats and the woke right will follow suit, but not reasonable independents who can see through the nonsense.
We shall see
05-24-2026, 08:54 AM
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Well theres one side of this conflict that has constantly lied and ran deception tactics. Zero credibility left for Trump and the USA.
Even if they did sign some agreement, the war isn't over. America will attack again, because America is a demonic entity and Iran stands on the side of God. If you disagree with this statement you're a jewish DEMON that can look forward to being REKT by God soon.
MAGA = Mark of the Beast. Evil, demonic, RATS.
Even if they did sign some agreement, the war isn't over. America will attack again, because America is a demonic entity and Iran stands on the side of God. If you disagree with this statement you're a jewish DEMON that can look forward to being REKT by God soon.
MAGA = Mark of the Beast. Evil, demonic, RATS.
05-24-2026, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Islandboyo⏩
Well theres one side of this conflict that has constantly lied and ran deception tactics. Zero credibility left for Trump and the USA.
Even if they did sign some agreement, the war isn't over. America will attack again, because America is a demonic entity and Iran stands on the side of God. If you disagree with this statement you're a jewish DEMON that can look forward to being REKT by God soon.
MAGA = Mark of the Beast. Evil, demonic, RATS.
Even if they did sign some agreement, the war isn't over. America will attack again, because America is a demonic entity and Iran stands on the side of God. If you disagree with this statement you're a jewish DEMON that can look forward to being REKT by God soon.
MAGA = Mark of the Beast. Evil, demonic, RATS.
allah aint no God to me, super ded srs.
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05-24-2026, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
allah aint no God to me, super ded srs.
You think God cares what name people call him by?
allah aint no God to me, super ded srs.
Religion is regional/cultural. Ever changing.
God is eternal and above it all. God has no favorites.
05-24-2026, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By gachase21⏩
Great breakdown.
Here is what one says
I'm skeptical but consciously optimistic.
We shall see
I'm skeptical but consciously optimistic.
We shall see
Skeptical as well, especially when behind closed doors the (D) leadership, is telling Iran not to give an inch to Trump and that they'll make things right once they regain power.
05-24-2026, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Islandboyo⏩
"Bangin Twinks since 2016"
Well theres one side of this conflict that has constantly lied and ran deception tactics. Zero credibility left for Trump and the USA.
Even if they did sign some agreement, the war isn't over. America will attack again, because America is a demonic entity and Iran stands on the side of God. If you disagree with this statement you're a jewish DEMON that can look forward to being REKT by God soon.
MAGA = Mark of the Beast. Evil, demonic, RATS.
Even if they did sign some agreement, the war isn't over. America will attack again, because America is a demonic entity and Iran stands on the side of God. If you disagree with this statement you're a jewish DEMON that can look forward to being REKT by God soon.
MAGA = Mark of the Beast. Evil, demonic, RATS.
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05-24-2026, 10:36 AM
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Imagine getting worked up over another market close peace deal
“It’s the bill of rights, not the bill of requests. Rights are not up for negotiations.” Thomas Massie, MAGA enemy #1
05-24-2026, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Fishman15⏩
how do you think God feels about a 50 year old man who cheerleads the bombing of children and women at schools?
"Bangin Twinks since 2016"
05-24-2026, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Islandboyo⏩
You don't care about that brah, why pretend?
how do you think God feels about a 50 year old man who cheerleads the bombing of children and women at schools?
05-24-2026, 11:51 AM
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05-24-2026, 12:08 PM
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Even if it was the deal, it’s just President Benji and First Lady Trump kicking the can down the road for future presidents to deal with. Phucking LMAO at OP supporting this retarded war that accomplished nothing that the Obama Administration didn’t already have in place before the Orange Retard became president.
05-24-2026, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By gachase21⏩
There doesn't even seen to be any agreed upon terms from either side. I will be very surprised if this isn't more market manipulation with resumed strikes on the way, as has already happened numerous times
Peak fake news
05-24-2026, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
Havoc, take Trumps advice, and don't listen to the losers!11!!
There doesn't even seen to be any agreed upon terms from either side. I will be very surprised if this isn't more market manipulation with resumed strikes on the way, as has already happened numerous times
05-24-2026, 01:24 PM
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The number of peace deals so far has to be up in the 20s.
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05-24-2026, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By gachase21⏩
Israel already said no bruh. Its over“It’s the bill of rights, not the bill of requests. Rights are not up for negotiations.” Thomas Massie, MAGA enemy #1
05-24-2026, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By gachase21⏩
Speaking of losers, Trump says:
"Our deal is the exact opposite"
- this means there IS a deal
Then he says:
"It isn't even fully negotiated yet"
- this means there is not yet a deal
So, yeah, you should stop listening to losers who are losing their control and command of the English language
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