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post 10000184652 05-25-2026, 02:07 AM
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Totally mogged this phaggot's lunch at work today

Got to the work cafeteria and spotted this phaggot picking at one of the most poverty lunches I've ever seen. Shit must've been like 60% vegetables and tomatoes. Probably drenched in fucking soy as well.

He was looking around nervously, probably hoping no one had spotted him, before popping the occasional cherry tomato in his mouth. Homo was probably imagining it was some guy's juicy balls.

Anyway, I made sure to chew extra loud as I was eating my box of steak and eggs, washing that shit down with a white monster. Hopefully some of my excess test radiated out and will inspire that queer to pack a better lunch next time.

Heard the office chicks giggling on the way out, was sure I heard them mutter something about the "Vegan phag with the poverty box" too. Anyway, got both of their numbers. Gonna take them to a burger joint later, then probably fuck them in my Ford F-150 after.

Das it.
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post 10000184662 05-25-2026, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Got to the work cafeteria and spotted this phaggot picking at one of the most poverty lunches I've ever seen. Shit must've been like 60% vegetables and tomatoes. Probably drenched in fucking soy as well.

He was looking around nervously, probably hoping no one had spotted him, before popping the occasional cherry tomato in his mouth. Homo was probably imagining it was some guy's juicy balls.

Anyway, I made sure to chew extra loud as I was eating my box of steak and eggs, washing that shit down with a white monster. Hopefully some of my excess test radiated out and will inspire that queer to pack a better lunch next time.

Heard the office chicks giggling on the way out, was sure I heard them mutter something about the "Vegan phag with the poverty box" too. Anyway, got both of their numbers. Gonna take them to a burger joint later, then probably fuck them in my Ford F-150 after.

Das it.
I'm the biggest dickhead around apparently according to u and never felt the need to "mog" anyone very christian-like behavior just admit ur demonic as well maybe more so than me m8 would jesus approve of this post?

see avi and underneath, those are the deities u should be worshipping because ur no better than me sittin on ur high horse boyo
post 10000184664 05-25-2026, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I'm the biggest dickhead around apparently according to u and never felt the need to "mog" anyone very christian-like behavior just admit ur demonic as well maybe more so than me m8 would jesus approve of this post?

see avi and underneath, those are the deities u should be worshipping because ur no better than me sittin on ur high horse boyo
You're just jealous of my steak and eggs. Moggs the fuck out of the potato gruel you're probably eating rn.
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post 10000184670 05-25-2026, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
You're just jealous of my steak and eggs. Moggs the fuck out of the potato gruel you're probably eating rn.
why would i be jealous when i eat steak and eggs every other day of the week too (srs) I've got an uncle who owns a butchers not far away i get ribeye steaks for dirt cheap family discount u mirin?

if u dont love steak ur not a man srs
post 10000184673 05-25-2026, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
why would i be jealous when i eat steak and eggs every other day of the week too (srs) I've got an uncle who owns a butchers not far away i get ribeye steaks for dirt cheap family discount u mirin?

if u dont love steak ur not a man srs
So you've got one relative who isn't in the nick or on smack and he just happens to be a butcher intent on keeping you obese qnd munching one of the more expensive cuts of meat every other day. Even if you only get £250 in government money a week and kikely spend 80% of that on booze/drugs?

k m8.

my dad wad Hulk Hogan. srs.
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post 10000184675 05-25-2026, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
So you've got one relative who isn't in the nick or on smack and he just happens to be a butcher intent on keeping you obese qnd munching one of the more expensive cuts of meat every other day. Even if you only get £250 in government money a week and kikely spend 80% of that on booze/drugs?

k m8.

my dad wad Hulk Hogan. srs.
Lol m8 ur acting like I'm skint but let's just say i've other ways to make money and leave it at that.
post 10000184677 05-25-2026, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Lol m8 ur acting like I'm skint but let's just say i've other ways to make money and leave it at that.
The Midget finally admits he sells his hole for drug money.
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I am fasting until friday so I mog you all, pathetic humans who need food
post 10000184683 05-25-2026, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
The Midget finally admits he sells his hole for drug money.
I'm not admitting shit it involves selling "items" the midget is many things, but a f@ggot is not one of them
post 10000184684 05-25-2026, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
I am fasting until friday so I mog you all, pathetic humans who need food
I'm holding my breath until saturday so i mog you all, pathetic humans who need air
post 10000184687 05-25-2026, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
I am fasting until friday so I mog you all, pathetic humans who need food
I'm eating a breakfast burrito.

Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I'm not admitting shit it involves selling "items" the midget is many things, but a f@ggot is not one of them
Would one of these items be a ring of some kind?
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post 10000184688 05-25-2026, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I'm eating a breakfast burrito.



Would one of these items be a ring of some kind?
I'll say to u the same shit i tell the police m8 - no comment.
post 10000184689 05-25-2026, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I'll say to u the same shit i tell the police m8 - no comment.
The midget is not confirming nor denying selling his ring.

He's not this tight lipped when a john is around though. Quite the opposite really.
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post 10000184691 05-25-2026, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
The midget is not confirming nor denying selling his ring.

He's not this tight lipped when a john is around though. Quite the opposite really.
I can assure it's a 1 way system the only thing my ring has experienced is taking a shit

who or what the fuck is a john?
post 10000184696 05-25-2026, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I can assure it's a 1 way system the only thing my ring has experienced is taking a shit

who or what the fuck is a john?
That's the common term for those blokes who pay you for sex.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
That's the common term for those blokes who pay you for sex.
I'd rather slit my wrists and slip into a hot bath m8

(srs)
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Didn't read your larp story
total larp oh look at me im so alpha etc just lmfao @ this guy
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Got to the work cafeteria and spotted this phaggot picking at one of the most poverty lunches I've ever seen. Shit must've been like 60% vegetables and tomatoes. Probably drenched in fucking soy as well.

He was looking around nervously, probably hoping no one had spotted him, before popping the occasional cherry tomato in his mouth. Homo was probably imagining it was some guy's juicy balls.

Anyway, I made sure to chew extra loud as I was eating my box of steak and eggs, washing that shit down with a white monster. Hopefully some of my excess test radiated out and will inspire that queer to pack a better lunch next time.

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Das it.
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