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post 10000184681 05-25-2026, 03:32 AM
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Have you noticed there are no more Standup Comedians left?

What I mean is pure stand up comedians that can tell a story(Chapelle)etc..

Women comedians suck lets be honest(Omg so my vagina and like haha get it so this guy I hooked up with..)

I was doom scrolling(Silly me) instagram and tik tok, and I found out all comedians these days just make fun of the audience, because they have no content of their own.

Front row you! Oh haha you're with...

Oh haha why are you wearing...oh haha


Back stage why are you leaving...they're leaving!


I just miss straight up comedy when stand up you had your self awareness, and made ppl laugh pre-social media

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post 10000184690 05-25-2026, 03:42 AM
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post 10000184693 05-25-2026, 03:44 AM
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I miss Norm. He could tell a story.

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post 10000184739 05-25-2026, 04:36 AM
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She tells a story in her joke-just it takes her six times as long & nobody can understand it.

post 10000184777 05-25-2026, 05:39 AM
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Most of the best stand-up comedians have laid down.

Cook the man some eggs!
post 10000184779 05-25-2026, 05:41 AM
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Retarded woke democrats/liberals/whatever they call themselves now, have ruined comedy completely.

Cancelling ANYONE who says anything "bad" or "pUnChEs DoWn" had their careers RUINED for telling jokes.


The fucking unhinged social justice warriors, the libtards ruined comedy completely.



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post 10000184794 05-25-2026, 06:10 AM
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post 10000184825 05-25-2026, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
I miss Norm. He could tell a story.
Norm was a fucking animal.

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post 10000184828 05-25-2026, 06:41 AM
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post 10000184833 05-25-2026, 06:43 AM
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WTF are you talking about? Right now comedy is booming, mostly due to Joe Rogan as a pioneer giving new talent a platform over the last decade.
post 10000184837 05-25-2026, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By N0rds
Retarded woke democrats/liberals/whatever they call themselves now, have ruined comedy completely.

Cancelling ANYONE who says anything "bad" or "pUnChEs DoWn" had their careers RUINED for telling jokes.


The fucking unhinged social justice warriors, the libtards ruined comedy completely.



FUck the left. Pussy fåggots.








This was true like 5 years ago. Not anymore. There's unhinged comedians now

I feel like I'm reading a thread in the old misc from pre-covid
post 10000184838 05-25-2026, 06:46 AM
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What about Shane Goi and Tony Gay?
Not in the AM
post 10000184840 05-25-2026, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17
What about Shane Goi and Tony Gay?
They just read Facebook comments and repeat them as their own jokes
post 10000184846 05-25-2026, 06:50 AM
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Lol they're all shit now and it's because they're afraid of offending people comedy needs no restrictions and nothing should be off limits

Needs a certain shock value to be genuinely funny
post 10000184855 05-25-2026, 06:56 AM
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post 10000184859 05-25-2026, 06:59 AM
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Podcasts have badly hurt comedy. There's no real reason for comics to get their names out there as much. They just make their pod and advertise their shows. They don't pitch shows or movies anymore. Occasionally, a video might go viral on Tiktok, skyrocketing them, like Derrick Stroup. I like him.

New comics suck nipple dick. I saw one a while back from a dude in his mid-20s, ranting about how dumb teens are now. It was weird.
post 10000184866 05-25-2026, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40
WTF are you talking about? Right now comedy is booming, mostly due to Joe Rogan as a pioneer giving new talent a platform over the last decade.
This. Massive amount of young comedians are popping up, thanks to YouTube. Dont tell comedy channel features new comedians weekly, thats just one channel I follow
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post 10000184922 05-25-2026, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro
What I mean is pure stand up comedians that can tell a story(Chapelle)etc..

Women comedians suck lets be honest(Omg so my vagina and like haha get it so this guy I hooked up with..)

I was doom scrolling(Silly me) instagram and tik tok, and I found out all comedians these days just make fun of the audience, because they have no content of their own.

Front row you! Oh haha you're with...

Oh haha why are you wearing...oh haha


Back stage why are you leaving...they're leaving!


I just miss straight up comedy when stand up you had your self awareness, and made ppl laugh pre-social media

End rant.




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post 10000184927 05-25-2026, 08:07 AM
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The only one I really find funny is anthony jeselnik. Joe Rogan created a cult of comedians which in my opinion all suck.

Was literally just watching this last night
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post 10000184929 05-25-2026, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40
WTF are you talking about? Right now comedy is booming, mostly due to Joe Rogan as a pioneer giving new talent a platform over the last decade.
I think that's the issue with a lot of people who don't like the Joe Rogan crew of comics. Which anyone with a level head can see they are nowhere near the level of 90's and 2000's comedians.
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post 10000184938 05-25-2026, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin
I think that's the issue with a lot of people who don't like the Joe Rogan crew of comics. Which anyone with a level head can see they are nowhere near the level of 90's and 2000's comedians.
Nah bro, get away from the Rogan effect and crew. There are TONs of young new comedians and not all are Rogan sponsored. He is trying to make Austin a comedy hub but NY is still king of up and comer comics.
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post 10000184945 05-25-2026, 08:24 AM
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There have only really been four that I liked listening to. I think they're all dead or retired now
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post 10000184960 05-25-2026, 08:38 AM
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I hear this guy's pretty good:
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post 10000184970 05-25-2026, 08:45 AM
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I think the main difference is you used you have to bust your ass in the clubs, taking licks and gaining experience. Even good comedians would practice their set until it was polished and then they would tour or release a special.

You can’t really do that anymore. You probably won’t even be let on a stage if you’re not coming with some sort of social media presence/ draw you can Bring to the club. So the up and comers basically have to post content daily to stay relevant, and you can’t really hone your skills cuz it’s all going to get posted online even if you don’t think the joke is ready.
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