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post 10000188885 6 days ago, 10:36 PM
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Had a fucking crazy night of dreams boyos - what do they mean?

Concluded my 3 day fast with a nice juicy contre-filet steak and 4 boiled eggs, after that some explosive diarrhea confirmed systems were back online. Wiped down the toilet seat, rinsed and brushed everything neatly, took a shower and resisted my urge to break internet curfew to update the misc.

Then I read the first chapter of the gospel of Mark in my new goat leather German bible. I never learned German but I understood 90+% of it and had the exact same bible translation in French next to it to cross check any word I didn't understand. Shit was so cash, learning the word of God and the language of Joseph Ratzinger at the same time. Genius.

Then I slept like a log of wood and had a very confusing dream about a woman from years ago, a perfect specimen that slipt through my fingers when I had to choose between my current wife and that woman years ago. To this day it haunts me, wondering if I made the correct choice.

Also had a dream where my father provoked me and I kicked his ass.

And another crazy dream where I had a female neighbor which was very attractive so I let her in when she came to my door, thinking she is down to fuck, but then she tried to sell me cookies for her non profit obvious scam organization so told her to GTFO

Then I climbed a hill next to our building and it was full of corn, and the villagers started chasing me with torches wanting to kill me for stepping on the corn, I ran for my life as they chased me. Like a zebra stallion chases by lions I mule kicked one of them in the face and she LDAR'er immediately. Then I hid in the catacombs and there was a stone engraving with Latin phrase saying when someone strikes your face, offer him the other cheeck.

Chit was so crazy boyos.
post 10000188887 6 days ago, 10:43 PM
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The Midget misplaced another curse like he did with Rich and now your fingers are going to fall off.

Sorry boyo, he's a bit shit at hexing.
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post 10000188893 6 days ago, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
The Midget misplaced another curse like he did with Rich and now your fingers are going to fall off.

Sorry boyo, he's a bit shit at hexing.
I think these happenings and .dreams carry great meaning.

Happenings:
The 3 day fast, the break feast, explosive diarrhea and cleanup: investment, catharsis, and rebirth

Dreams:
-Again dreaming of letting perfect specimen slip through my fingers: questioning life choices

-kicking father's ass: unprocessed anger to my family.

-hot neighbor cookie scam: I think it's symbolic for crypto and other investment scams and shit like that, a warning not to fall for it again

-corn villagers chase: unprocessed feelings of the misc bullying me and the mule kick meaning I will fight back even when outnumbered 100 to 1 and kick of you to the next world


-hide in catacombs and turn other cheeck maxim: moral development
post 10000188899 6 days ago, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith
I think these happenings and .dreams carry great meaning.

Happenings:
The 3 day fast, the break feast, explosive diarrhea and cleanup: investment, catharsis, and rebirth

Dreams:
-Again dreaming of letting perfect specimen slip through my fingers: questioning life choices

-kicking father's ass: unprocessed anger to my family.

-hot neighbor cookie scam: I think it's symbolic for crypto and other investment scams and shit like that, a warning not to fall for it again

-corn villagers chase: unprocessed feelings of the misc bullying me and the mule kick meaning I will fight back even when outnumbered 100 to 1 and kick of you to the next world


-hide in catacombs and turn other cheeck maxim: moral development
Nah it's definitely a wayward dwarf hex. You need to bathe in goat piss immediately.

Srs.
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post 10000188900 6 days ago, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
Nah it's definitely a wayward dwarf hex. You need to bathe in goat piss immediately.

Srs.
I don't fear the dwarfs and their dark magic, for [the] Lord * is with me



* Lord without article always means Jehova/Yahwe
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