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2 days ago, 07:30 PM
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Worst hookup ever
I opened Grindr at 11pm to find some hole. A 25yo guy said he could come over but not until 2am. He looked fit and had a nice ass so I said okay, fine and waited up for him. 1:30, he told me he’s calling a taxi but he can’t afford a phone sim so he won’t message me when he arrives. Okay, fine. He arrived at 2am.
I moved to kiss him and he said “Woah what are you doing bro? You into all that kissing shit?” I was like, “Yeah…? Are you not?”, he said “Nah that’s weird man that’s not me bro”. This killed my mood but, whatever, okay fine. I’ll just fuck you. He sucked my dick for about 5 seconds then said he wanted to be fucked and he didn’t come over to give head. Okay… fine. I tried sucking his dick, he was like “stop that shit bro I’m not into that”. Okay, fine.
So I started rimming him and he was like “I’m not into that shit bro”. I’m getting fed up at this point but Okay, fine. Got some lube and started fingering him and he was like the tightest hole ever. After 5 mins he was still clenched shut and he was like “stop touching me and just fuck me”, and I was like, I literally can’t because your hole is 0.2mm wide and won’t stretch. Then he just said “I don’t think this was a good idea, I don’t know if I can get a dick in there” and he got up and left.
Can’t believe I stayed up 3 hours for this guy. No touching, no kissing, nothing erotic, no sex. What a waste of time.
Sorry just needed to vent.
I moved to kiss him and he said “Woah what are you doing bro? You into all that kissing shit?” I was like, “Yeah…? Are you not?”, he said “Nah that’s weird man that’s not me bro”. This killed my mood but, whatever, okay fine. I’ll just fuck you. He sucked my dick for about 5 seconds then said he wanted to be fucked and he didn’t come over to give head. Okay… fine. I tried sucking his dick, he was like “stop that shit bro I’m not into that”. Okay, fine.
So I started rimming him and he was like “I’m not into that shit bro”. I’m getting fed up at this point but Okay, fine. Got some lube and started fingering him and he was like the tightest hole ever. After 5 mins he was still clenched shut and he was like “stop touching me and just fuck me”, and I was like, I literally can’t because your hole is 0.2mm wide and won’t stretch. Then he just said “I don’t think this was a good idea, I don’t know if I can get a dick in there” and he got up and left.
Can’t believe I stayed up 3 hours for this guy. No touching, no kissing, nothing erotic, no sex. What a waste of time.
Sorry just needed to vent.
2 days ago, 07:35 PM
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2 days ago, 07:38 PM
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- anonkunbrah
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#relapse2026
2 days ago, 07:46 PM
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- MustardTiger17
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I know op was a finook
Not in the AM
2 days ago, 07:49 PM
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2 days ago, 07:54 PM
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- TheBigDookster
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lmao just straight up bullshit
should've put on your cocksleeve and fooked ur fwb instead
should've put on your cocksleeve and fooked ur fwb instead
Can't Juke Tha Dook
2 days ago, 07:55 PM
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2 days ago, 07:56 PM
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- hendrixfreak70
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- hendrixfreak70
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Did not read but assume something gay.
2 days ago, 07:56 PM
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- SoutheastBeast1
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Originally Posted By fate0311⏩
I opened Grindr
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
2 days ago, 08:07 PM
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- SuperHercules
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This is the only time I've believed something OP has posted
Neg incels
2 days ago, 08:49 PM
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2 days ago, 08:56 PM
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- Godfrd824
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If it makes you feel any better, you still probably got the monkey pox.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
2 days ago, 12:48 AM
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- mattLondon4131302
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Originally Posted By fate0311⏩
Damn that sucks....
I opened Grindr at 11pm to find some hole. A 25yo guy said he could come over but not until 2am. He looked fit and had a nice ass so I said okay, fine and waited up for him. 1:30, he told me he’s calling a taxi but he can’t afford a phone sim so he won’t message me when he arrives. Okay, fine. He arrived at 2am.
I moved to kiss him and he said “Woah what are you doing bro? You into all that kissing shit?” I was like, “Yeah…? Are you not?”, he said “Nah that’s weird man that’s not me bro”. This killed my mood but, whatever, okay fine. I’ll just fuck you. He sucked my dick for about 5 seconds then said he wanted to be fucked and he didn’t come over to give head. Okay… fine. I tried sucking his dick, he was like “stop that shit bro I’m not into that”. Okay, fine.
So I started rimming him and he was like “I’m not into that shit bro”. I’m getting fed up at this point but Okay, fine. Got some lube and started fingering him and he was like the tightest hole ever. After 5 mins he was still clenched shut and he was like “stop touching me and just fuck me”, and I was like, I literally can’t because your hole is 0.2mm wide and won’t stretch. Then he just said “I don’t think this was a good idea, I don’t know if I can get a dick in there” and he got up and left.
Can’t believe I stayed up 3 hours for this guy. No touching, no kissing, nothing erotic, no sex. What a waste of time.
Sorry just needed to vent.
I moved to kiss him and he said “Woah what are you doing bro? You into all that kissing shit?” I was like, “Yeah…? Are you not?”, he said “Nah that’s weird man that’s not me bro”. This killed my mood but, whatever, okay fine. I’ll just fuck you. He sucked my dick for about 5 seconds then said he wanted to be fucked and he didn’t come over to give head. Okay… fine. I tried sucking his dick, he was like “stop that shit bro I’m not into that”. Okay, fine.
So I started rimming him and he was like “I’m not into that shit bro”. I’m getting fed up at this point but Okay, fine. Got some lube and started fingering him and he was like the tightest hole ever. After 5 mins he was still clenched shut and he was like “stop touching me and just fuck me”, and I was like, I literally can’t because your hole is 0.2mm wide and won’t stretch. Then he just said “I don’t think this was a good idea, I don’t know if I can get a dick in there” and he got up and left.
Can’t believe I stayed up 3 hours for this guy. No touching, no kissing, nothing erotic, no sex. What a waste of time.
Sorry just needed to vent.
I hate when people say the word bro though.. It's annoying as hell... Probably at this point a cuss word.....
Why don't you try flirt4free and just try to meet others in the chat rooms? I used to work for them as a model up till 2018 when I got fired for supposedly getting an " attitude " with a receptionist there.. When I really was just trying to ask a question.. But customer service always sucks at English there so it's like a language barrier.. And it's annoying.. And I worked for them 2008 till 2018. And was pretty much within the top 100 models there for the guys side out of thousands of models.. Goes by amount grossed.
2 days ago, 02:13 AM
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- LargePeter
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Shut the fuck up bro
Damn that sucks....
I hate when people say the word bro though.. It's annoying as hell... Probably at this point a cuss word.....
Why don't you try flirt4free and just try to meet others in the chat rooms? I used to work for them as a model up till 2018 when I got fired for supposedly getting an " attitude " with a receptionist there.. When I really was just trying to ask a question.. But customer service always sucks at English there so it's like a language barrier.. And it's annoying.. And I worked for them 2008 till 2018. And was pretty much within the top 100 models there for the guys side out of thousands of models.. Goes by amount grossed.
I hate when people say the word bro though.. It's annoying as hell... Probably at this point a cuss word.....
Why don't you try flirt4free and just try to meet others in the chat rooms? I used to work for them as a model up till 2018 when I got fired for supposedly getting an " attitude " with a receptionist there.. When I really was just trying to ask a question.. But customer service always sucks at English there so it's like a language barrier.. And it's annoying.. And I worked for them 2008 till 2018. And was pretty much within the top 100 models there for the guys side out of thousands of models.. Goes by amount grossed.
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2 days ago, 02:25 AM
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- Pon_Pon
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Ever a fuck a twinks ass, Mr London?
Damn that sucks....
I hate when people say the word bro though.. It's annoying as hell... Probably at this point a cuss word.....
Why don't you try flirt4free and just try to meet others in the chat rooms? I used to work for them as a model up till 2018 when I got fired for supposedly getting an " attitude " with a receptionist there.. When I really was just trying to ask a question.. But customer service always sucks at English there so it's like a language barrier.. And it's annoying.. And I worked for them 2008 till 2018. And was pretty much within the top 100 models there for the guys side out of thousands of models.. Goes by amount grossed.
I hate when people say the word bro though.. It's annoying as hell... Probably at this point a cuss word.....
Why don't you try flirt4free and just try to meet others in the chat rooms? I used to work for them as a model up till 2018 when I got fired for supposedly getting an " attitude " with a receptionist there.. When I really was just trying to ask a question.. But customer service always sucks at English there so it's like a language barrier.. And it's annoying.. And I worked for them 2008 till 2018. And was pretty much within the top 100 models there for the guys side out of thousands of models.. Goes by amount grossed.
2 days ago, 06:23 AM
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2 days ago, 06:24 AM
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2 days ago, 07:08 AM
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- LightWeightBaby
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Society has changed
2 days ago, 07:54 AM
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Funny you should bring this up, OP. Just the other day, I opened Grindr at 11pm to find some hole. A 25yo guy said he could come over but not until 2am. He looked fit and had a nice ass so I said okay, fine and waited up for him. 1:30, he told me he’s calling a taxi but he can’t afford a phone sim so he won’t message me when he arrives. Okay, fine. He arrived at 2am.
I moved to kiss him and he said “Woah what are you doing bro? You into all that kissing shit?” I was like, “Yeah…? Are you not?”, he said “Nah that’s weird man that’s not me bro”. This killed my mood but, whatever, okay fine. I’ll just fuck you. He sucked my dick for about 5 seconds then said he wanted to be fucked and he didn’t come over to give head. Okay… fine. I tried sucking his dick, he was like “stop that shit bro I’m not into that”. Okay, fine.
So I started rimming him and he was like “I’m not into that shit bro”. I’m getting fed up at this point but Okay, fine. Got some lube and started fingering him and he was like the tightest hole ever. After 5 mins he was still clenched shut and he was like “stop touching me and just fuck me”, and I was like, I literally can’t because your hole is 0.2mm wide and won’t stretch. Then he just said “I don’t think this was a good idea, I don’t know if I can get a dick in there” and he got up and left.
Can’t believe I stayed up 3 hours for this guy. No touching, no kissing, nothing erotic, no sex. What a waste of time.
Sorry just needed to vent.
I moved to kiss him and he said “Woah what are you doing bro? You into all that kissing shit?” I was like, “Yeah…? Are you not?”, he said “Nah that’s weird man that’s not me bro”. This killed my mood but, whatever, okay fine. I’ll just fuck you. He sucked my dick for about 5 seconds then said he wanted to be fucked and he didn’t come over to give head. Okay… fine. I tried sucking his dick, he was like “stop that shit bro I’m not into that”. Okay, fine.
So I started rimming him and he was like “I’m not into that shit bro”. I’m getting fed up at this point but Okay, fine. Got some lube and started fingering him and he was like the tightest hole ever. After 5 mins he was still clenched shut and he was like “stop touching me and just fuck me”, and I was like, I literally can’t because your hole is 0.2mm wide and won’t stretch. Then he just said “I don’t think this was a good idea, I don’t know if I can get a dick in there” and he got up and left.
Can’t believe I stayed up 3 hours for this guy. No touching, no kissing, nothing erotic, no sex. What a waste of time.
Sorry just needed to vent.
2 days ago, 11:16 AM
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just ban this retard incel. who actually reads this shit. every hour some low effort made up garbage incel story
2 days ago, 11:17 AM
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- Jughead96
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Originally Posted By BigLeagueBrah⏩
have some fucken respect kid. this guy is a OG. he has damn well earned his right to be a fagget
just ban this retard incel. who actually reads this shit. every hour some low effort made up garbage incel story
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