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06-02-2026, 09:02 PM
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Anyone jerk off with their mouth
Lots of two handers on the misc but what would really impress me would be jerking off with your mouth
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06-02-2026, 09:06 PM
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06-02-2026, 09:06 PM
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I jerked off with my ex's mouth
Not in the AM
06-02-2026, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
I also jerked off with your ex's mouth.
I jerked off with my ex's mouth
She was the best man.
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06-02-2026, 09:27 PM
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u fuckin w0t m8
06-02-2026, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ROBOCOCK⏩
I think 90% of men would suck themselves off if it were possible and not tell a soul. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
I remember when I was a kid there was a huge rumor that Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs surgically removed so he could suck his own dik.
Man I miss the 90's.
Man I miss the 90's.
06-02-2026, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Bill Hicks had a bit about how if guys could suck it themselves all the women in the audience would be alone right now... Watching an empty stage.
I think 90% of men would suck themselves off if it were possible and not tell a soul. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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06-02-2026, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Wait until AI robots take over and most men can just fuck that and have clean their houses, instead of dealing with an obnoxious American woman.
Bill Hicks had a bit about how if guys could suck it themselves all the women in the audience would be alone right now... Watching an empty stage.
06-02-2026, 10:13 PM
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06-02-2026, 10:47 PM
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I managed it a couple times when I was younger but didn’t keep at it since it’s not all it’s cracked up to be
06-02-2026, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ROBOCOCK⏩
Literally everyone in the 90s believed that. Must have been true
I remember when I was a kid there was a huge rumor that Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs surgically removed so he could suck his own dik.
Man I miss the 90's.
Man I miss the 90's.
06-03-2026, 12:58 AM
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If I could suck my own dick I would not leave my bedroom ever for any reason.
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06-03-2026, 01:09 AM
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Yes we Marilyn Manson crew here
06-03-2026, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted By ROBOCOCK⏩
On recharge. This rumour takes me back holy.
I remember when I was a kid there was a huge rumor that Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs surgically removed so he could suck his own dik.
Man I miss the 90's.
Man I miss the 90's.
06-03-2026, 03:41 AM
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06-03-2026, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Thebigzub⏩
bought a sirloin since it was Steak and BJ Day
Did you at least buy yourself dinner and flowers?
06-03-2026, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Hail yeah boyo
I also jerked off with your ex's mouth.
She was the best man.
She was the best man.
Not in the AM
06-03-2026, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By ROBOCOCK⏩
Lmao I remember when that rumor came out one of my friends was trying to perfect the technique of doing that but without the surgery obviously. You were supposed to lie on your back with your head up against the wall, then put your feet on the wall and "walk your dick into your mouth." He claimed he was able to do it a couple times but nobody believed him.
I remember when I was a kid there was a huge rumor that Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs surgically removed so he could suck his own dik.
Man I miss the 90's.
Man I miss the 90's.
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