What would you rate the first girl here?

06-08-2026, 08:19 AM

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What would you rate the first girl here?

To me, she's perfect wife material. I'd rate her a solid 8/10 and would date.

06-08-2026, 08:29 AM

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15 beers

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06-08-2026, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩

To me, she's perfect wife material. I'd rate her a solid 8/10 and would date.

Based on looks nah. 6/10 at best. Didn't watch anything she had to say so she might be cool, but looks wise there's a lot better that might be cool too.

I just don't like blondes and lol my mom is a blonde and I love my mom to the end of the earth. I like brunettes, latinas, and black girls that look like Kim Klacik.

06-08-2026, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted By Imnew1⏩

Based on looks nah. 6/10 at best. Didn't watch anything she had to say so she might be cool, but looks wise there's a lot better that might be cool too.

I just don't like blondes and lol my mom is a blonde and I love my mom to the end of the earth. I like brunettes, latinas, and black girls that look like Kim Klacik.

I love latinas, but blondes make better wife material. If you can get a blonde in her 20s, it's a wonderful thing.

06-08-2026, 09:02 AM

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Low 7/10. She isn't fat, but being skinny/athletic is my thing. Once you get her in a swimsuit or whatever you can tell she is going to soft.

06-08-2026, 09:06 AM

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She's far from ugly. Face looks a bit Mediterranean, possibly Latina. Hair's obviously bleached.

Would bang and would happily be seen in public with/10

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06-08-2026, 09:06 AM

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06-08-2026, 09:18 AM

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5/10

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06-08-2026, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩

Low 7/10. She isn't fat, but being skinny/athletic is my thing. Once you get her in a swimsuit or whatever you can tell she is going to soft.

I agree, her face is better than her body. But to be honest, you can change the body. And as long as the body is passable, I'm cool with that from a girl I'm actually looking to date. Not sure I'd really want a chick who is too much into the gym, just a cardio bunny is good enough for me.

06-08-2026, 09:33 AM

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funny story this reminds me of, when i was in el paso travelling for work(had a massive real estate sale there) I had this girl that looked just like that working at the near by starbucks. i had been going there for a couple days while I was in town doing business and felt her coming onto me every time I was there breifly.
Finally instead of writing my name on the next cup she just wrote her number with X and Os. I knew it was on right then and there and called her immediately after my large sale and big commission paycheck. Said she was off work in 4 hours and to meet her at the nearby bar but I interrupted and said just meet me at my hotel room. of course she obliged. After that call I immediately call my buddy in town for a 8ball hook up and picked that up beforehand. she shows up to my place with a lace clothes on and a thong. she quickly came inside and i bent her over the kitchen island counter and snorting a line of coke off the top of her ass crack then stuck my thumb with coke on it up her ass i came inside her ass like 5 times. she turned around then starting giving me crazy head. her phone rings and stops us. it's her friend. who she invites to my room for a 3 some. we are fucking for hours so much so that we actually got a noise complaint from the hotel reception. i said ok. kept going they called back but i never answered. When i woke up the next morning they were gone and despite the hangover I still felt great because I had just pocketed 80k in commission sales the day earlier.

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06-08-2026, 09:43 AM

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She has potential but marriage material isn't about looks retards.

Let's just say she clears the looks criteria bar but she has a long way to go

This thread is exactly why most of you (or half based on stats), if you ever got married, would end up giving all your stuff to a girl.

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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06-08-2026, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩

To me, she's perfect wife material. I'd rate her a solid 8/10 and would date.

i can't even see how she looks like can't u share her socials instead

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06-08-2026, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

She has potential but marriage material isn't about looks retards.

Let's just say she clears the looks criteria bar but she has a long way to go

This thread is exactly why most of you (or half based on stats), if you ever got married, would end up giving all your stuff to a girl.

I agree, but I can tell from her vibe that she's not some mentally ill skank. She works for a sports blog around a bunch of fat dudes all day, so she's probably pretty down to earth.

06-08-2026, 09:55 AM

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Imagine caring about this sportsball nonsense

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06-08-2026, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩

I agree, but I can tell from her vibe that she's not some mentally ill skank. She works for a sports blog around a bunch of fat dudes all day, so she's probably pretty down to earth.

Or rather it sounds like she's been passed around.

Every girl into sports I've ever met is a jersey chaser. They are literally the opposite of feminine and quite honestly not the type of girl you want to marry whatsoever.

She even spits out "fuck" at the end when she dropped her phone. Honestly a complete turn off and definitely doesn't seem like the conservative type of girl that actually is marriage material

As a result, my final rating is 7/10 in looks and 3/10 in marriage material. Hope this helps your decision to stop imagining you'll ever talk to her.

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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06-08-2026, 09:58 AM

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Yeah I give her a 6 looks, ok for a quickie if you had a few beers

If she wants to lock me down got to do better than that

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06-08-2026, 09:59 AM

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Would smash all night, shes definitely hot.

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06-08-2026, 10:04 AM

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You have to deduct a point or two for working in a “bro” dominated male environment.

And mildly attractive-to-attractive woman that works in sports knows exactly what they are doing

06-08-2026, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩

To me, she's perfect wife material. I'd rate her a solid 8/10 and would date.

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06-08-2026, 01:57 PM

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6.5/10 or so

06-08-2026, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩

To me, she's perfect wife material. I'd rate her a solid 8/10 and would date.

Hannah Montoya on Barstool. I like her a lot, I think she's pretty funny.

She's pretty but her body is about a 6

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06-08-2026, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩

I love latinas, but blondes make better wife material. If you can get a blonde in her 20s, it's a wonderful thing.

She's not's a real blonde she's hispanic.

She's a 6/10

She is riddled with tattoos

High probability of being a lard ass in 5-10 years

06-08-2026, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

Or rather it sounds like she's been passed around.

Every girl into sports I've ever met is a jersey chaser. They are literally the opposite of feminine and quite honestly not the type of girl you want to marry whatsoever.

She even spits out "fuck" at the end when she dropped her phone. Honestly a complete turn off and definitely doesn't seem like the conservative type of girl that actually is marriage material

As a result, my final rating is 7/10 in looks and 3/10 in marriage material. Hope this helps your decision to stop imagining you'll ever talk to her.

Jersey chasers aren’t working for Barstool. They’re working for franchises and in actual sports media. These girls have zero access to actual athletes.