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post 10000206749 06-09-2026, 07:19 PM
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Might become an erotic novelist

I think I could make bank on gay novels in particular. Many of you on here still reference my gay short story that’s 4 years old or something. It’s obvious there is demand, at least from the users in this forum, for my craft.

I need a clever pen name though. I figure it will only accelerate my fame if I use one.

That’s where you all come in. Many of you are f*gs who enjoy my erotic short story so let’s hear your suggestions for a pen name for my new career
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post 10000206773 06-09-2026, 07:37 PM
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Just use your name and add "the fàggot" to the end of it. Or maybe, the fàggot formerly known as "your name".

They say life imitates art.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000206782 06-09-2026, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Just use your name and add "the fàggot" to the end of it. Or maybe, the fàggot formerly known as "your name".

They say life imitates art.
With someone who has as much forum success as yourself I can’t see any other suggestions being better


Admin pls close thread. Thank you!
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000206785 06-09-2026, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
With someone who has as much forum success as yourself I can’t see any other suggestions being better


Admin pls close thread. Thank you!
You can delete the thread yourself now. You should delete all your threads. Especially those "fictional" stories where you suck off various twinks.
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post 10000206786 06-09-2026, 07:48 PM
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Can you make one about Mario and n0rds?

Make it like that one episode of South Park about Butters and Craig lulz
post 10000206788 06-09-2026, 07:49 PM
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post 10000206790 06-09-2026, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩
Can you make one about Mario and n0rds?
He'll write one where Mario and nords take turns giving him hot beef injections.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000206818 06-09-2026, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
He'll write one where Mario and nords take turns giving him hot beef injections.
Don't be mad I'm already getting requests. My forum success is only growing. Watch out bro!
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000206822 06-09-2026, 08:13 PM
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post 10000206849 06-09-2026, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Don't be mad I'm already getting requests. My forum success is only growing. Watch out bro!
It's better than mutilating your face. Though I still think dealing with the severe mental illness is probably the best thing you can do.
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post 10000206867 06-09-2026, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
It's better than mutilating your face. Though I still think dealing with the severe mental illness is probably the best thing you can do.
These aren't mutually exclusive goals.


Those are some big words. Ill give you a minute to read the definition.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000206882 06-09-2026, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
These aren't mutually exclusive goals.


Those are some big words. Ill give you a minute to read the definition.
I warn everyone to refrain from giving you a even a minute. Lest you end up with a cock in your mouth, again.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000206894 06-09-2026, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I warn everyone to refrain from giving you a even a minute. Lest you end up with a cock in your mouth, again.
So where are we on you checking the definition? It's ok if you need more time. Judgment free zone here.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000206902 06-09-2026, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
So where are we on you checking the definition? It's ok if you need more time. Judgment free zone here.
Don't need to check it. The fact that you think third great vocabulary is "big words" should be concerning. But we already know you're not the brightest knife in the bushel.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000206904 06-09-2026, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
I need a clever pen name though.
Godfrd824
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post 10000206917 06-09-2026, 09:15 PM
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You write gay erotica?
post 10000206919 06-09-2026, 09:15 PM
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Alright it’s decided

I’m leaving new misc to start my new life as an erotic novelist Chad-maxxer running high doses of tren. Thank you all for helping me find my passion in life.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000207030 06-09-2026, 11:54 PM
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You could even draw from personal experience
post 10000207066 06-10-2026, 01:33 AM
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Become an AI specialist instead like my AI videos I've been making lol
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post 10000207069 06-10-2026, 01:57 AM
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The main fantasy of every gay man is that they can turn a straight man gay. Because the vast majority of gay men are narcissistic and think themselves the center of the universe. And they develop this narcissistic personality because Western society coddles, enables and encourages gay men to be proud of their fag.gotry as if it's some sort of accomplishment.
post 10000207079 06-10-2026, 02:59 AM
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