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Thread: You wake up in the butthole trolls body. Can you turn things around?

post 10000213802 06-14-2026, 12:19 PM
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You wake up in the butthole trolls body. Can you turn things around?

You must complete the following milestones or you will never return to your original body:

1. Don't misc for a year.

2. Make a single friend 

3. Lose your virginity without paying for it
Not in the AM
post 10000213803 06-14-2026, 12:20 PM
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  1. Pats2022SBwin
  2. I Love Donald Trump (very srs)
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Nah i would just take the easy way out and kill myself
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post 10000213805 06-14-2026, 12:20 PM
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  1. Ironmanlet
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I’m out
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000213830 06-14-2026, 12:32 PM
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Nah. I'd immediately put on my best bathing suit and dive into the nearest chocolate butthole.
Ultra-Low Test Crew
MAGA
post 10000213834 06-14-2026, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
Nah i would just take the easy way out and kill myself
I put effort in all my threads srs

only good vibes crew

always rep back crew

Founder of Maybe Next Life Crew

if ur struggling with reps read my guide https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=1000017013&f=19
post 10000213855 06-14-2026, 12:51 PM
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does number 3 have to be with a female?
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000213869 06-14-2026, 12:59 PM
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Can you imagine waking up with no idea where you are or who you are.

You open up the laptop at the side of your bed and begin checking the browser history to try to gain some insight into this mysterious person's life.

And you find out you're the butthole troll.

Fuark.

post 10000213873 06-14-2026, 01:00 PM
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Of course. After 17 surgeries he must be an Uber Chad.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000213877 06-14-2026, 01:01 PM
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Start with 1000 pushups a day, he'd be transformed in a year
post 10000214078 06-14-2026, 02:44 PM
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  2. Always creepin never sleepin
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I'd jump off a cliff head first.
post 10000223767 06-20-2026, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
You must complete the following milestones or you will never return to your original body:

1. Don't misc for a year.

2. Make a single friend 

3. Lose your virginity without paying for it
I literally have fucked 8 girls this past year without paying for it and have made out with 35 girls. My stats are better than most of misc. Don't play with me. My surgeries worked
I refuse to die until things are better... and THAT IS A THREAT!
post 10000223818 06-20-2026, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerPsycho⏩
I literally have fucked 8 girls this past year without paying for it and have made out with 35 girls. My stats are better than most of misc. Don't play with me. My surgeries worked
You're literally a social pariah. You disgust me and allfatter should ban you on principle. Don't ever reply to me again.
Not in the AM
post 10000223855 06-20-2026, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
3. Lose your virginity without paying for it
First two are easy

He's Indian, this is impossible
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post 10000223858 06-20-2026, 12:20 PM
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  2. (;`ー´)o/￣￣￣~>°)))彡
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Throw myself off a cliff and do the world a favour dead srs.
post 10000224065 06-20-2026, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
You're literally a social pariah. You disgust me and allfatter should ban you on principle. Don't ever reply to me again.
Suck my dick. I'll reply to you and then stick my penis in your mouth all I want
I refuse to die until things are better... and THAT IS A THREAT!
post 10000224220 06-20-2026, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Mulloway69⏩
Throw myself off a cliff and do the world a favour dead srs.
hopefully your do that anyway fishhead
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