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post 10000218468 06-17-2026, 09:17 AM
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CONFIRMED: Iran War Was A GIGANTIC L

Any Trumpers man enough to acknowledge your L? It won't make you less of a man and in fact, I'll respect you for owning up.
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post 10000218484 06-17-2026, 09:24 AM
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No buddy we won. That's why we're investing $300bn into Iran so we can maybe talk about them not having nuclear weapons.
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I Gotta wait until the details come out.
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Originally Posted By RIKTERS
I Gotta wait until the details come out.
Not looking good. Israel Firster Micro Mark is crashing out



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Originally Posted By MiscDetective
No buddy we won. That's why we're investing $300bn into Iran so we can maybe talk about them not having nuclear weapons.
What a deal!
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective
No buddy we won. That's why we're investing $300bn into Iran so we can maybe talk about them not having nuclear weapons.
The Source of Funds: U.S. officials, including Vice President JD Vance, have clarified that the U.S. government is not paying this money. Any potential reconstruction fund would rely on investments from private companies and Gulf Arab nations (the Gulf Coast Coalition)
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Originally Posted By RIKTERS
The Source of Funds: U.S. officials, including Vice President JD Vance, have clarified that the U.S. government is not paying this money. Any potential reconstruction fund would rely on investments from private companies and Gulf Arab nations (the Gulf Coast Coalition)
Let's get real here. The Gulf Arab nations and "private companies" are not investing $300bn into a regime that was shooting at their infrastructure and civilians 2 weeks ago. This money is going to come from taxpayers one way or another.

This deal is laughably bad. Keep in mind, troops died and we spent something like $25bn to get to this point.

Here's the full text of the deal:

1 —
The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their
allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum
of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all
fronts, including Lebanon, and undertake that from now on they will not
launch any hostile action against each other, and will refrain from the
threat or use of force against each other. The final agreement will
confirm the provisions of this Article and the remaining Articles.

2 —
The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to respect
each other’s sovereignty and territorial integrity, and to refrain from
interfering in each other’s internal affairs.

3 — The
Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to negotiate
and reach a final agreement within a maximum period of 60 days,
extendable by mutual consent.

4 —
Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the
United States lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or
obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic
within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships
shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of
the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to
withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the
final agreement.

5 —
Upon signing this Memorandum of Understanding, the Islamic Republic of
Iran will immediately take steps to ensure that the movement of merchant
ships from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa is
resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volume, taking into account the
need for the removal of technical obstacles and the neutralization of
mines by Iran.

6 — The
United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to
create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the
rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran,
while ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation
mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be
formulated within 60 days.

7 — The
United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as
part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the
Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations
Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic
Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary
and secondary.

8 —
The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates that it will never produce
nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States have
agreed that the fate of enriched material and the fate of all other
mutually agreed nuclear-related issues, including Iran’s nuclear needs,
will be adequately addressed in a final agreement; the final agreement
will confirm the provisions of this Article.

9 —
The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a
final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain
the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not
impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region.

10 —
The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this
Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of
sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for
exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their
derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance,
transportation, and the like.
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective
Let's get real here. The Gulf Arab nations and "private companies" are not investing $300bn into a regime that was shooting at their infrastructure and civilians 2 weeks ago. This money is going to come from taxpayers one way or another.
We're going to have our intermediaries pay them off so we can claim we didn't do it. No different than the English using Russian oil bought through India after india claims they did something to make it no longer "Russian." It's all fake and gay but one thing you can be assured of is that the US taxpayer will pay and Trump's cronies will make money off this
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11 — The
United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations
towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the
Islamic Republic of Iran will be released and made fully available.
These funds, whether held in the master account or transferred, will be
used for any final beneficiary payment determined by the Central Bank of
the Islamic Republic of Iran and will be fully available for use. The
United States undertakes to issue all necessary permits and licenses on
this basis.

12 —
The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that an
implementation mechanism will be established to oversee the successful
implementation of and future commitment to the Final Agreement.

13 —
Following the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and upon
receipt of assurances regarding the commencement of implementation of
Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11 of this Memorandum of Understanding, and the
continued implementation of these steps, the Islamic Republic of Iran
and the United States will enter into negotiations for a Final Agreement
solely with respect to the remaining Articles.

14 — The final agreement will be approved through a binding resolution of the UN Security Council.
post 10000218636 06-17-2026, 10:28 AM
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Let's be very clear as well - this is an agreement to MAKE AN AGREEMENT. One of the clauses is even saying that they are going to implement a mechanism to implement the Final Agreement.
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective
No buddy we won. That's why we're investing $300bn into Iran so we can maybe talk about them not having nuclear weapons.
You help a country rebuild after decimating them or it could lead to future conflicts (see WW2)
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post 10000218962 06-17-2026, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Not looking good. Israel Firster Micro Mark is crashing out




So thats a win right?
post 10000218980 06-17-2026, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE
So thats a win right?
For America? Yeah
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This is what kills me about this 300B thing. Not pallets of cash or whatever, and not use government money but somehow we are to get 300B for private investment using private funds. Either it's just a bunch of talk to make it seem like everyone is getting something or it's just too complex for me to understand.
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Originally Posted By Jaydubs
This is what kills me about this 300B thing. Not pallets of cash or whatever, and not use government money but somehow we are to get 300B for private investment using private funds. Either it's just a bunch of talk to make it seem like everyone is getting something or it's just too complex for me to understand.
Sort of makes you wonder if any of this money actually exists.
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Originally Posted By RIKTERS
The Source of Funds: U.S. officials, including Vice President JD Vance, have clarified that the U.S. government is not paying this money. Any potential reconstruction fund would rely on investments from private companies and Gulf Arab nations (the Gulf Coast Coalition)
Why are they getting ANY MONEY PERIOD?


Are they not terrorist? Did they not mass murder their own people?


Did they not hold the Straight of Hormuz hostage while extorting money?

Did they not blow up and kill US soldiers?

Why in the holy fuck are they getting money from ANYONE, ABOUT ANYTHING?


And why in the holy FUCK is the US guaranteeing any of this shit? We are admitting WE made mistakes by doing this, and Iran was legitimate in what they did against us. Complete fucking clown show.
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Originally Posted By chalup
Why are they getting ANY MONEY PERIOD?


Are they not terrorist? Did they not mass murder their own people?


Did they not hold the Straight of Hormuz hostage while extorting money?

Did they not blow up and kill US soldiers?

Why in the holy fuck are they getting money from ANYONE, ABOUT ANYTHING?
Lmao. You'd probably stand behind Ben Shapiro and inhale his farts. Some of the stupidest most brain dead, talking point horse shit I have ever read. You and beach pro should get together to have a contest for lowest IQ.
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Lmao. You'd probably stand behind Ben Shapiro and inhale his farts. Some of the stupidest most brain dead, talking point horse shit I have ever read. You and beach pro should get together to have a contest for lowest IQ.
Isn't Shapiro a jew? Israel can get fucked too.
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Originally Posted By chalup
Isn't Shapiro a jew? Israel can get fucked too.
So you're against israel, but you don't realize this entire thing with iran is based on what israel wanted...... Again super low IQ
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post 10000219495 06-17-2026, 06:42 PM
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every single one of you who called Pimpin a retard for saying Iran would defeat the west must admit their ignorance
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Originally Posted By Islandboyo
every single one of you who called Pimpin a retard for saying Iran would defeat the west must admit their ignorance
If only Pimpin were aware of this forum... Iran was underestimated, but Pimpin was still delusional in overestimating Irans strength... Talking about they were going to shoot down F35s left and right, that Iran would sink U.S. military carriers... Iran did play it smart, they went after the economic lifelines of the Middle East (and the world), shutting down the Strait, hitting oil fields etc... In the end, this is what saved them. Blow for blow, they would have lost, the U.S. military could have made Iran go completely blackout dark, no electricity, no water, etc.... It's just that would have brought the world to its knees economically when Iran retaliates, hitting underwater cables, closing the other strait, completely destroying Saudi Arabias oil fields etc... And there's just no way to stop Iran from doing this, their missile tech is too modern

I like how @terrorgunt completely disappeared once it became obvious this wasn't going to be a walk in the park
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
So you're against israel, but you don't realize this entire thing with iran is based on what israel wanted...... Again super low IQ
the fuck are you even trying to say my guy? What did I say that was wrong? Does Iran deserve money according to you?

Originally Posted By Islandboyo
every single one of you who called Pimpin a retard for saying Iran would defeat the west must admit their ignorance
Iran didn't defeat the US. Trump stumbled and fell on his own micro cock and fucked himself. Pimpin talked as if Iran would defeat the US in ballistic missile combat. I don't think they had more than a handful land out of hundreds? fired.
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective
No buddy we won. That's why we're investing $300bn into Iran so we can maybe talk about them not having nuclear weapons.
I personally don't think it lasts a month until Iran and Israel start shooting missiles at each other again. I think this is a maneuver for the US to back out and not back Israel with their warfare any longer. However with the USD being linked to the oil trade I don't think it's possible for us to stay out of it completely and just leave Israel to vend for themselves. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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What are your points on loss?
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Originally Posted By whoremaxxer
What are your points on loss?
He's upset af about the oil prices going back down and no more nukes for his home country...
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Originally Posted By chalup88
the fuck are you even trying to say my guy? What did I say that was wrong? Does Iran deserve money according to you?
You spoke truth about Iran, thats enough to enrage Bono.
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel
If only Pimpin were aware of this forum... Iran was underestimated, but Pimpin was still delusional in overestimating Irans strength... Talking about they were going to shoot down F35s left and right, that Iran would sink U.S. military carriers... Iran did play it smart, they went after the economic lifelines of the Middle East (and the world), shutting down the Strait, hitting oil fields etc... In the end, this is what saved them. Blow for blow, they would have lost, the U.S. military could have made Iran go completely blackout dark, no electricity, no water, etc.... It's just that would have brought the world to its knees economically when Iran retaliates, hitting underwater cables, closing the other strait, completely destroying Saudi Arabias oil fields etc... And there's just no way to stop Iran from doing this, their missile tech is too modern

I like how @terrorgunt completely disappeared once it became obvious this wasn't going to be a walk in the park
Both of those guys are extremist tards, who refuse to look at the actual picture. Victory for Iran was not a military solution, but the problem for the united states was, we weren't going to pay the price because the price to be paid was incongruent with the threat. It's that simple. If iran was as big a threat as the israelis claimed, americans would have been willing to go to war in a much larger way and take the casualties.
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