I’ve known this guy for almost 15 years now (through business dealings), I can tell he’s never liked me (I sense a lot of one-sided jealousy coming from him towards me). He is married to a mid tier Becky, if it was a slow Tuesday for me then I’d take a blowjob I guess.

Anyway, I was throwing a launch party for one of our mutual friends for her new start-up, a fashion label. Hired a nice room at a club and the woman that the jealous husband is married to is also a friend of my friend that launched her fashion label, so she got an invite.

When the jealous husband found out that I was the one that threw the event, he forbid his wife from attending.

She ended up coming and we all had a fun time, later on she texted me that her husband said she wasn’t allowed to go because he didn’t want her around me and that she had to lie to him and sneak away to come.

I know she’s been wanting to sleep with me for years, not super interested in smashing cause she’s so mid, but that’s the game. I could’ve hit it tonight if I wanted to, it would’ve been a layup for me but I was busy making sure the event went perfectly and the guests were entertained.

Sometimes it’s better just knowing you can smash if you want to.

PIC of what the room at the club I hired was like, similar setup to this. Was a small-ish intimate party to celebrate my friend’s new business venture.

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@Allfather

When are you finally going to listen to use and make a probation period for new members being able to make threads.. 3 month period is good

Lanceromance was a better username

Loverboylance is a hilarious username lmao

Repped

Someone stole my original username “LanceRomance” from new misc on this site. I don’t know why someone would steal my username, but I just found out about this forum. I am the real Lance from new misc.

I tried to do “LoverboyLanceRomance” but it was too many characters.

nice mate glad u came to site, i like ur threads from newmisc

Maybe next time try FancypantsLance

No you didn't

OP you gonna plunge your lance into her soon here or what?

It’s not stolen . When I came here to get my old user name back it said it was already taken also , but it was my old account and it’s just a glitch that allfather can fix



Just make a request in this thread. You may be required to answer a skill testing question

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=1000000016&f=19

You could have just registered as PovertyOliver

Nice stock photo pic, you faggt

> pick one

- loverboylance

- friday night on an internet forum

At least you posted a cool pic, even though I'd probably be considered an old man in such an environment