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Thread: Ghanaian ExplosiveMidget CURSES England's star player

post 10000226259 06-22-2026, 10:21 AM
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Ghanaian ExplosiveMidget CURSES England's star player

The Ghanaian version of ExplosiveMidget has reportedly put a hex on Harry Kane ahead of England's match with Ghana tomorrow. He claims to be the reason Ronaldo got crocked before Ghana played them in 2014, and his name translates to "Devil of Wednesday" which seems like something Midge would call himself.



https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/ghanaian-witch-doctor-who-nobbled-37325441

However, unlike with Midget this hex wasn't cast from under a sink as Africans probably don't have plumbing.

Anyway, I reckon we batter them 6-0. Kane hat-trick.
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post 10000228198 06-23-2026, 05:29 PM
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Fuckkkk the hex was actually real.

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post 10000228202 06-23-2026, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Fuckkkk the hex was actually real.


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post 10000228270 06-23-2026, 06:40 PM
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post 10000228278 06-23-2026, 06:49 PM
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Fuark it actually worked. Harry Kane needs to use some kind of counterspell before his next match or it’s ova
post 10000228281 06-23-2026, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Fuark it actually worked. Harry Kane needs to use some kind of counterspell before his next match or it’s ova
Luckily we've imported millions of jungle savages in the last few years. Must be a witch doctor or two among them.
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post 10000228309 06-23-2026, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Luckily we've imported millions of jungle savages in the last few years. Must be a witch doctor or two among them.
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post 10000228376 06-23-2026, 08:13 PM
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Real hex. 0-0.
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