So I had this fat girlfriend briefly in 1989 and she had huge boobies, like fat chicks often do.

So it was like our second date and we were at some restaraunt and there was a jar of seasoning exclusive to that restaraunt, and it was really good. So I kept nagging her to put it in her purse so I could steal it, and she kept saying no, but I kept on trying to get her to steal for me and she never would.

So then she goes to the bathroom, and I grab another jar from the table behind us and put it way down in her purse under all her crap and just didn't say anything.

It took her a couple of days to find it and she brought it to me at school one day and was fussing at me about it, but then on our next date she took her big ol' jugs out and let me do things to them.

Women love bad boys, and I basically pimped her out to steal for me and thats why I got some.

Didn't last long as she was pretending to be a virgin and Christian when she had been molested by some 26 year old when she was 12 and was completely nuts because of that. Grew up without a father, too.

Need thunderpants to inform us what she did in the bathroom.

Can’t rate any move on a fat chick above a 4. Sorry brah