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post 10000252142 07-09-2026, 07:31 PM
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Smashed this 18yo baddie while her parents were at work (NINJA PIC)

Met this really sexy 18yo baddie (yes she had ID and can confirm 18, I joked that I needed to see ID first and she actually showed me) at a cafe in earlier today. She made it out like she wasn’t easy and I wasn’t going to smash. I spat my game on her and I can tell she was really impressed. I’m much older than her and very well established. Young zoomer girls don’t get that from the simp broccoli hair twinks they are used to so when a real man advances on them, they get wet.

She said she has the house to herself most often during the summer as her parents are working and she isn’t at college right now. At first she said I can come over to chill and talk but you already know….as we were laying on the bed, she was doom scrolling and what not, I put my moves on her.

Anyway, she was extremely tight and she definitely has never been fucked by a real man like me before.

I think I made her fall in love with me, definitely going to hit her up again.

PIC

post 10000252146 07-09-2026, 07:33 PM
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In b4 Chris Hansen
Back with my Fam
post 10000252147 07-09-2026, 07:33 PM
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Damn bro mirin hard
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post 10000252148 07-09-2026, 07:34 PM
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damn hard mirin bro
post 10000252149 07-09-2026, 07:35 PM
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then you wokeup
post 10000252150 07-09-2026, 07:37 PM
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If only I had the chance to be Lance. Gotdam
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post 10000252158 07-09-2026, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
If only I had the chance to be Lance. Gotdam
Had to

post 10000252159 07-09-2026, 07:42 PM
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Lance is a true slayer.
post 10000252162 07-09-2026, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
In b4 Chris Hansen
Age of consent is 16 in Nevada, she was 18.

Hansen has no grounds to ask me to take a seat.
post 10000252164 07-09-2026, 07:44 PM
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lance romance is back
My ALT is elevated. 75.
post 10000252173 07-09-2026, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
If only I had the chance to be Lance. Gotdam
No different to Oliver

Just make shit up, gank some pics online and modify them so reverse image search doesn't work and voila
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post 10000252176 07-09-2026, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By LoverboyLance⏩
Age of consent is 16 in Nevada, she was 18.

Hansen has no grounds to ask me to take a seat.
I was being facetious bruh . I’m definitely mirin hard srs
Back with my Fam
post 10000252189 07-09-2026, 07:55 PM
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LARP


I wish for you it was true.
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post 10000252194 07-09-2026, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
No different to Oliver

Just make shit up, gank some pics online and modify them so reverse image search doesn't work and voila
Ya but I have a good feeling about lance tho. I just know in my gut he's out their tagging prime cunny while the reaper is tagging me
See monster0ultra's sig
post 10000252202 07-09-2026, 08:08 PM
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post 10000252211 07-09-2026, 08:13 PM
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Came in for pics of ninja

Leaving devastated
Damn
post 10000252218 07-09-2026, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

Damn Lance frauding
post 10000252224 07-09-2026, 08:27 PM
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lance romance frauding? SHOCKED I am SHOCKED
My ALT is elevated. 75.
post 10000252228 07-09-2026, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

OVER
post 10000252229 07-09-2026, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By LoverboyLance⏩
Met this really sexy 18yo baddie (yes she had ID and can confirm 18, I joked that I needed to see ID first and she actually showed me) at a cafe in earlier today. She made it out like she wasn’t easy and I wasn’t going to smash. I spat my game on her and I can tell she was really impressed. I’m much older than her and very well established. Young zoomer girls don’t get that from the simp broccoli hair twinks they are used to so when a real man advances on them, they get wet.

She said she has the house to herself most often during the summer as her parents are working and she isn’t at college right now. At first she said I can come over to chill and talk but you already know….as we were laying on the bed, she was doom scrolling and what not, I put my moves on her.

Anyway, she was extremely tight and she definitely has never been fucked by a real man like me before.

I think I made her fall in love with me, definitely going to hit her up again.

PIC


when will it be mine turn

edit: turns out it wasn't his turn either
post 10000252235 07-09-2026, 08:38 PM
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Negged and I rarely if ever neg people, also why is your AVI Woody with the most scornful face ever?
post 10000252243 07-09-2026, 08:49 PM
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Was just about to run the reverse image search lol.
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post 10000252258 07-09-2026, 09:06 PM
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Inb4 op gets shot by the father. Imagine coming home to a middle aged gay indian bodybuilder taking creepshots of your daughter. Broootal.
post 10000252259 07-09-2026, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

Rekt/10
post 10000252265 07-09-2026, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

REKT

What search did you use for this? Google lens couldn't find an exact match for me
post 10000252270 07-09-2026, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
REKT

What search did you use for this? Google lens couldn't find an exact match for me
I used the new ChatGPT, Google picture search sucks now.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000252271 07-09-2026, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I used the new ChatGPT, Google picture search sucks now.
Alright, thanks.
post 10000252280 07-09-2026, 09:23 PM
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“I’ll just use this picture from the internet that surely no one else will find!”
post 10000252286 07-09-2026, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

Fake news

AI Slop.

LOL at this incel
post 10000252288 07-09-2026, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By LoverboyLance⏩
Fake news

AI Slop.

LOL at this incel
Simple enough to prove. Post another pic of the same girl. Good luck.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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